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14-11-2011, 23:39
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I'm trading the wife for a curry
Does she know that you want 'Ruby Murray' ? Korma,bhuna or vindaloo |
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15-11-2011, 17:52
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I'm trading the wife for a curry
Does she know that you want 'Ruby Murray' ? Korma,bhuna or vindaloo Should give a bit of clue |
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15-11-2011, 20:04
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I'm trading the wife for a curry
Does she know that you want 'Ruby Murray' ? Korma,bhuna or vindaloo Should give a bit of clue Take your time though, there is no hurry |
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15-11-2011, 20:39
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A quick in and out does the trick
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15-11-2011, 21:22
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A quick in and out does the trick
But too much of it gets on my wick |
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15-11-2011, 21:28
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A quick in and out does the trick
But too much of it gets on my wick As my little candle |
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15-11-2011, 21:49
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A quick in and out does the trick
But too much of it gets on my wick As my little candle Takes a lot to handle |
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15-11-2011, 21:52
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A quick in and out does the trick
But too much of it gets on my wick As my little candle Takes a lot to handle When it's all hot, sticky and thick. |
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15-11-2011, 23:57
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I like a bit of hot sticky pudding
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16-11-2011, 02:07
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I like a bit of hot sticky pudding
and a birthday fumble with Cuba Gooding |
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16-11-2011, 23:39
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I like a bit of hot sticky pudding
and a birthday fumble with Cuba Gooding Whoever that is... |
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17-11-2011, 10:02
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I like a bit of hot sticky pudding
and a birthday fumble with Cuba Gooding Whoever that is... I'm sure he's a whizz |
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17-11-2011, 10:30
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I like a bit of hot sticky pudding
and a birthday fumble with Cuba Gooding Whoever that is... I'm sure he's a whizz Though she could be a girl who's budding. |
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17-11-2011, 17:40
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Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money!"
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17-11-2011, 19:16
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Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money!"
Alternatively coat me in honey |
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17-11-2011, 20:20
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Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money!"
Alternatively coat me in honey Will margarine do ? |
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17-11-2011, 20:47
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Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money!"
Alternatively coat me in honey Will margarine do ? please give us a clue |
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17-11-2011, 20:54
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Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money!"
Alternatively coat me in honey Will margarine do ? please give us a clue As your coating is going all runny |
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17-11-2011, 21:37
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In a runny egg a soldier once dipped
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17-11-2011, 21:43
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In a runny egg a soldier once dipped
So runny it was I nearly slipped |
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17-11-2011, 21:46
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In a runny egg a soldier once dipped
So runny it was that I nearly slipped All over my face Last edited by chriswyatt : 17-11-2011 at 21:55. Reason: Added a 'that' in for an extra syllable, hope you don't mind. |
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17-11-2011, 21:52
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In a runny egg a soldier once dipped
So runny it was that I nearly slipped All over my face What a disgrace |
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17-11-2011, 21:53
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In a runny egg a soldier once dipped
So runny it was that I nearly slipped All over my face What a disgrace :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::  In a runny egg a soldier once dipped So runny it was that it slipped All over my face And on my shoe lace |
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17-11-2011, 22:48
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In a runny egg a soldier once dipped
So runny it was that I nearly slipped All over my face What a disgrace It's fried eggs next time, three times flipped. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: In a runny egg a soldier once dipped So runny it was that it slipped All over my face And on my shoe lace It ran down the end and then dripped. |
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