The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 8)

jzee · 07-12-2011, 21:03

ALTERNATIVE

I've got this itch and it's driving me nuts
It all started off when I got on the bus
I was adjusting my undies
Not changed in a month of Sundays
When what burst, but my boil full of pus

belly button · 07-12-2011, 21:20

The boil on his bum was throbbing

Mindee · 07-12-2011, 21:28

The boil on his bum was throbbing

As you can see, I now am sobbing

belly button · 07-12-2011, 21:37

The boil on his bum was throbbing

As you can see, I now am sobbing
It's the size of an orange

Mindee · 07-12-2011, 21:40

The boil on his bum was throbbing

As you can see, I now am sobbing
It's the size of an orange
And out of your range

belly button · 07-12-2011, 21:59

The boil on his bum was throbbing
As you can see, I now am sobbing
It's the size of an orange
And out of your range
So he went bobbing and gobbing while hob knobbing

Fizzbin · 08-12-2011, 00:08

A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk

Mindee · 08-12-2011, 21:03

A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk
Said an elephant inserting his trunk

belly button · 08-12-2011, 21:22

A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk
Said an elephant inserting his trunk
An elephant that talks ?

Mindee · 08-12-2011, 21:32

A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk
Said an elephant inserting his trunk
An elephant that talks ?
Using no knives and forks

belly button · 08-12-2011, 21:40

A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk
Said an elephant inserting his trunk
An elephant that talks ?
Using no knives and forks
Oops the biscuit in the cup now has sunk

Fizzbin · 09-12-2011, 00:04

You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon

jzee · 09-12-2011, 18:52

You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon
And you'll have to do it soon

droogiefret · 09-12-2011, 23:11

You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon
And you'll have to do it soon
OK - Nurse assist!

Mindee · 10-12-2011, 07:56

You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon
And you'll have to do it soon
OK - Nurse assist!
I've scalded my wrist

Fizzbin · 10-12-2011, 19:39

You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon
And you'll have to do it soon
OK - Nurse assist!
I've scalded my wrist
Oh dear, it's gone an odd shade of maroon

belly button · 11-12-2011, 09:10

If marooned on an island with Santa

Mindee · 11-12-2011, 10:23

If marooned on an island with Santa
And Rudolph breaks into a canter

jzee · 11-12-2011, 11:03

If marooned on an island with Santa
And Rudolph breaks into a canter
Take care what you do

belly button · 11-12-2011, 16:59

If marooned on an island with Santa
And Rudolph breaks into a canter
Take care what you do
Unless you're used to

Mindee · 11-12-2011, 17:38

If marooned on an island with Santa
And Rudolph breaks into a canter
Take care what you do
Unless you're used to
Being poked up the rear with an antler.

jzee · 11-12-2011, 18:30

There was once an elf named Sid

hooter · 11-12-2011, 18:33

There was once an elf named Sid
On Eeeeeebuygum he placed a bid,

droogiefret · 11-12-2011, 19:23

There was once an elf named Sid
On Eeeeeebuygum he placed a bid,
For a novelty nose

hooter · 11-12-2011, 19:41

There was once an elf named Sid
On Eeeeeebuygum he placed a bid,
For a novelty nose
Wot was made of hose

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07-12-2011, 21:03	#1576
jzee Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 13,815	ALTERNATIVE I've got this itch and it's driving me nuts It all started off when I got on the bus I was adjusting my undies Not changed in a month of Sundays When what burst, but my boil full of pus

07-12-2011, 21:20	#1577
belly button Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 602	The boil on his bum was throbbing

07-12-2011, 21:28	#1578
Mindee Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The ♥ of rural England Services: Extrasensual Perception (btw it's Mind...ee) Posts: 3,511	The boil on his bum was throbbing As you can see, I now am sobbing

07-12-2011, 21:37	#1579
belly button Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 602	The boil on his bum was throbbing As you can see, I now am sobbing It's the size of an orange

07-12-2011, 21:40	#1580
Mindee Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The ♥ of rural England Services: Extrasensual Perception (btw it's Mind...ee) Posts: 3,511	The boil on his bum was throbbing As you can see, I now am sobbing It's the size of an orange And out of your range

07-12-2011, 21:59	#1581
belly button Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 602	The boil on his bum was throbbing As you can see, I now am sobbing It's the size of an orange And out of your range So he went bobbing and gobbing while hob knobbing

08-12-2011, 00:08	#1582
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08-12-2011, 21:22	#1584
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08-12-2011, 21:32	#1585
Mindee Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The ♥ of rural England Services: Extrasensual Perception (btw it's Mind...ee) Posts: 3,511	A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk Said an elephant inserting his trunk An elephant that talks ? Using no knives and forks

08-12-2011, 21:40	#1586
belly button Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 602	A Hobknob is quite good for a dunk Said an elephant inserting his trunk An elephant that talks ? Using no knives and forks Oops the biscuit in the cup now has sunk

09-12-2011, 00:04	#1587
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Mindee Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The ♥ of rural England Services: Extrasensual Perception (btw it's Mind...ee) Posts: 3,511	You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon And you'll have to do it soon OK - Nurse assist! I've scalded my wrist

10-12-2011, 19:39	#1591
Fizzbin Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: East London Services: TV comedians, don't nick my jokes. Posts: 20,864	You'll have to fetch it out with a spoon And you'll have to do it soon OK - Nurse assist! I've scalded my wrist Oh dear, it's gone an odd shade of maroon

11-12-2011, 09:10	#1592
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11-12-2011, 17:38	#1596
Mindee Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The ♥ of rural England Services: Extrasensual Perception (btw it's Mind...ee) Posts: 3,511	If marooned on an island with Santa And Rudolph breaks into a canter Take care what you do Unless you're used to Being poked up the rear with an antler.

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11-12-2011, 19:23	#1599
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hooter Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,285	There was once an elf named Sid On Eeeeeebuygum he placed a bid, For a novelty nose Wot was made of hose