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08-03-2012, 21:57
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Just leave my family out of this
just cos my portrait is just like his |
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08-03-2012, 21:57
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Just leave my family out of this :mad
Or you'll be getting a Glaswegian kiss 
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08-03-2012, 22:06
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Just leave my family out of this
Or you'll be getting a Glaswegian kiss From a Highland laird |
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08-03-2012, 22:15
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Just leave my family out of this
Or you'll be getting a Glaswegian kiss From a Highland laird with a full scary beard |
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08-03-2012, 22:22
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Just leave my family out of this
Or you'll be getting a Glaswegian kiss From a Highland laird with a full scary beard That'll burst you and then make you hiss. |
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08-03-2012, 22:30
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Whilst cycling abroad, I heard a hiss
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09-03-2012, 01:57
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Whilst cycling abroad, I heard a hiss
At first, I thought someone was having a piss |
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09-03-2012, 08:02
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Whilst cycling abroad, I heard a hiss
At first, I thought someone was having a piss But it soon became clear |
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09-03-2012, 10:01
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Whilst cycling abroad, I heard a hiss
At first, I thought someone was having a piss But it soon became clear I'd run over a can o' beer |
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09-03-2012, 12:07
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Whilst cycling abroad, I heard a hiss
At first, I thought someone was having a piss But it soon became clear I'd run over a can o' beer So I lay down in drunken bliss |
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09-03-2012, 12:42
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All five lines - one story - well done!!
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09-03-2012, 17:18
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All five lines - one story - well done!!
Just a consequence of all this fun |
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09-03-2012, 17:45
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All five lines - one story - well done!!
Just a consequence of all this fun These angelic verses |
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09-03-2012, 17:52
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All five lines - one story - well done!!
Just a consequence of all this fun These angelic verses Mask demonic curses |
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09-03-2012, 18:00
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All five lines - one story - well done!!
Just a consequence of all this fun These angelic verses Mask demonic curses Wrapped up in a cringeworthy pun! |
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09-03-2012, 18:58
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I like a good pun in the morning
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09-03-2012, 20:41
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I like a good pun in the morning
However, I give you fair warning |
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09-03-2012, 20:47
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I like a good pun in the morning
However, I give you fair warning Sit 'til it passes |
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09-03-2012, 21:16
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I like a good pun in the morning
However, I give you fair warning Sit 'til it passes then get off yer arses |
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09-03-2012, 21:39
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I like a good pun in the morning
However, I give you fair warning Sit 'til it passes then get off yer arses Do it in here, not under the awning. |
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09-03-2012, 21:41
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I like a good pun in the morning
However, I give you fair warning Sit 'til it passes then get off yer arses Or a corn on ya bum you'll be adorning |
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09-03-2012, 23:38
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Adorning my finger is a ring,
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10-03-2012, 01:43
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Adorning my finger is a ring,
It just won't come off - the damn thing 
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10-03-2012, 08:44
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Adorning my finger is a ring,
It just won't come off - the damn thing Rub it over with fat |
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