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Ignazio

18-05-2011

My electric gates failed to open this morning - I had to take the train.

This is a genuine grouse - what's yours?

For inspiration see here.http://firstworldproblems.co.uk/?cou...after=t3_hef9q

LemonGrove

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“My electric gates failed to open this morning - I had to take the train.

This is a genuine grouse - what's yours?

For inspiration see here.http://firstworldproblems.co.uk/?cou...after=t3_hef9q”

I really feel for you.

Mrs Teapot

18-05-2011

My inbuilt TV at the foot of my bed got stuck half way up

twassington

18-05-2011

My diamond earrings are too heavy and hurt my little lug oles

tanstaafl

18-05-2011

My butler has handed in his notice.

Ignazio

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by LemonGrove:
“I really feel for you. ”

Thank you - I was very upset, but my trauma was alleviated by my very nice companion on the train and our interesting and stimulating exchange of views.

I should take the train more often.

Mrs Teapot

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by twassington:
“My diamond earrings are too heavy and hurt my little lug oles ”

Originally Posted by tanstaafl:
“My butler has handed in his notice.”

If only poor peope knew the hardship we have to cope with

Tans, you can hire my spare one if you needs to

silentNate

18-05-2011

This butter isn't salty enough for my caviar

twassington

18-05-2011

Damn! My bolly isn't fizzy enough!!!

Jennymoo

18-05-2011

Well, I slept in this morning, so was a bit sluggish, and late in performing my gately duties when some guy from the big house came up and started shouting at me, then he stalked away mumbling about train times. I was most upset.

hooter

18-05-2011

Me cook handed in her notice and went orf to live with Arnold Swazchenegger...................as she left she muttered sumfing about her bust being her fortune

Had to have beans and dippy bread fer supper tonight

silentNate

18-05-2011

This woman in front of me has 13 items in the '10 items or less' line. What the F*CK????

Two cans of beans does not count as one item btw

twassington

18-05-2011

My forty seven pairs of Jimmy Choos need cleaning

Mrs Teapot

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by Jennymoo:
“Well, I slept in this morning, so was a bit sluggish, and late in performing my gately duties when some guy from the big house came up and started shouting at me, then he stalked away mumbling about train times. I was most upset.”

My staff never sleep in

hooter

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“My staff never sleep in

”

How could they when they only exist in yer imagination?

Mrs Teapot

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by hooter:
“How could they when they only exist in yer imagination?”

Prove it

hooter

18-05-2011

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Prove it ”

handymelon

19-05-2011

My au pair persisits in teaching my child to use incorrect cutlery and now she eats her fish course with a butter knife!

welshmam

19-05-2011

Ones gardener trimmed the lawn to one and a half inches, when one specifically said one inch.

droogiefret

19-05-2011

Originally Posted by welshmam:
“Ones gardener trimmed the lawn to one and a half inches, when one specifically said one inch.”

I know .... I found a weed in one of my borders yesterday .... yes, a weed!

swingaleg

19-05-2011

My train was late today............

Makes me wonder what the point is in having my own train - if they'd disinfect a carriage and turf the plebs out I'd use the public ones..............

welshmam

19-05-2011

Originally Posted by droogiefret:
“I know .... I found a weed in one of my borders yesterday .... yes, a weed!”

One just can't get the staff these days

Picto

19-05-2011

Originally Posted by tanstaafl:
“My butler has handed in his notice.”

My butler's only got one arm.

He can take it, but he can't dish it out.

KJ44

19-05-2011

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“My inbuilt TV at the foot of my bed got stuck half way up ”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“My diamond earrings are too heavy and hurt my little lug oles ”

Originally Posted by welshmam:
“Ones gardener trimmed the lawn to one and a half inches, when one specifically said one inch.”

Those would work on FWP, for sure.

hooter

19-05-2011

Decisions, decisions, decisions.........mmmmmmm...Dior or Chanel nightie for bed?

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