Top hat - £300.
Rare tea - approx £900
"Why would that make a difference to me?" - priceless!
If we did a smiley lookalike contest the woman would remind me of this little fella -

The type of person who thinks "Dear me, I've got a right bunch of donkeys here!"
Imagine if Morrissey was trying to barter with her.
Morrissey: "Can you knock a tenner off this for me? I've got a girlfriend in a coma".
Rolly-eyes smiley look-a-like: "What difference does it make?"