To continue with tradition I thought we would do a River Song quote thread.

Lux: Professor Song, why am I the only one wearing my helmet?
River: I don't fancy you.

The Doctor: Professor, go ahead. Find a safe spot.
River: It's a carnivorous swarm in a suit! You can't reason with it.
The Doctor: Five minutes.

River: You know when you see a photograph of someone you know, but it's from years before you knew them. It's like they're not quite finished—they're not done yet. Well... yes, The Doctor's here. He came when I called just like he always does. But not "my" Doctor. Now my Doctor, I've seen whole armies turn and run away. And he'd just swagger off, back to his TARDIS. And open the doors with a snap of his fingers. The Doctor. In the TARDIS. Next stop: Everywhere.
The Doctor: Spoilers. Nobody can open the TARDIS by snapping their fingers. It doesn't work like that.
River: It does for the Doctor.
The Doctor: I am the Doctor.
River: Yeah. Someday.

River in voiceover: When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies. And nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever, for one moment accepts it.

"Make me!"

"Don't worry, I'm quite the screamer - now there's a spoiler for you..."

"hello sweetie"

'Archeology - love a tomb.'

That one gives me goosebumps everytime I read/hear it.

Doctor: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at Archeologists
River: Proffessor River Song. Archeologist

"There's no way up, no way back, no way out. No pressure, but this is usually when you have a really good idea."

"I've dated androids, they're rubbish"

Lux: Who is "The Doctor
River: The only story you'll ever tell. If you survive.

"I dated a Nestene duplicate once. Swappable head. Did keep things fresh. Right then! I have questions. But number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"

Doctor: Why am I handcuffed? Why do you even have handcuffs?!
River: Spoilers.

mine have to be

I don't recall her mispronouncing that

opps I'll try again lol

I misspell it that way all the time.

are you frum Wil'shire boy aany chaaaahnce

We say Spoliers down ar waaay!

Just incase you can't tell, all the above is done in moi best wes'conry aaacent!

Actually I'm from Pennsylvania


I think that's a few miles to the east

Doctor : You graffittied the oldest cliff face in the universe
River : You wouldn't answer your phone!

Doctor: (rescuing her from the exploding tardis): honey I'm home
River : And what sort of time do you call this?

Cornwall then?

"You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?"

"I hate good wizards in fairy tales, they always turn out to be him."

Rory: "You're going to open it, aren't you?"
River: "Well, it's locked. How's a girl supposed to resist?"
Rory: "Is this sensible?"
River: "God, I hope not."
Rory: "You and the Doctor, I can kind of picture it."

"What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"

"You've got a screwdriver. Go build a cabinet!"

Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor.
River: I’m River Song, check your records again.
Dalek: Mercy.
River: Say it again.
Dalek: Mercy.
River: One more time.
Dalek: Mercy.

Doctor - "Can I trust you, River Song?"

River - "If you like. But where's the fun in that?"

Octavian: [about The Doctor] You trust this man?

River Song: I absolutely trust him.

Octavian: He's not some kind of madman, then?

River Song: [pause] I absolutely trust him.



Sometimes it's about what she doesn't say as much as it's about what she does say

Definitely - she can go from worried to full on smile via sweet through sexy - all in one take.

River's cool but Alex is even better

This has got to be my favourite as well

BEST DR WHO LINE EVERRRR!

I love her increasing campness

The Doctor [leaning in]: The Pandorica's a fairy tale
River [dramatic head toss 'n' laugh]: Aren't we all?

River [confronted by Canton]: There's always a way out... [chucks self out of window]

And obviously
River: Like I said on the dancefloor: You might want to find something to hang on to... [ejects self out of ship]

"Like I said on the dancefloor. You might want to find something ....... to hang on to ...... "

Delivered with such sexyness that only River could do - from Time of the Angels of course

It's a Rory punchline really, but:

River: We've told him all we can. We can't even tell him we've seen his future self. He's interacted with his own past. It could rip a hole in the Universe.
Amy: Except he's done it before!
Rory: And in fairness the Universe did blow up.