I have a feeling we'll be getting some more classics from Vincent this series...

Some good uns here.
http://www.finger-jam.co.uk/the-apprentice-quotes

“I was personally taught by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama” Melody Hossaini

Priceless, I think Melody is barking (and not the only one)

Why not put them in the existing "Best Quotes" thread?
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1474257