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Booo!

well done Davey,and with this i bid you all adieu

Yeha! I got in there first for once!!!!! :

Oi you two, how rude.

congrats daveyboy, you finally made it.

does that make Davey the landlord on his ownsome?

I think it might. I can see scandals, debauchery (sp), Sodom and Gomorra

*Rubs hands gleefullly*

Okay, time for BIG changes in this Inn!!!!!!

and many thanks to the mods for letting us witter on

You already have your cellar and peridroid. Anyway, first things first, put up the Inn manifesto (you find it on the first pages of the last Inn)

Off course not!!!!!

*Cracks open an enormous bottle of champagne and pours everyone a glass*

The mods are lovely.

That's an excellent start to a new Inn

so, business as usual?

the song is over, but the music never ends


where.do you want the naughty step fitting davey?

http://www.supply-stone.com/uploadfi...58426813-0.jpg

I think it could do with a good rub.

Great, let's Party! Yeha!

Will write my manifesto out shortly!


The naughty step is to placed in the corner. As Landlord, I refuse to go on as long as I'm in charge!

I've upgraded the step.to a bench

the step or the landlord?

No there is a post, which we decided a while back, has to go up onto every new INN (you are mentioned in it).

I'll find it myself.

This is from your new landlord daveyboy

The Whoonie Inn
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Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze if cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
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We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day,
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On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar
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Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
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KEEP CALM
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AND TRUST
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THE MOFF
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Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
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There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
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We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
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Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged.
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We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
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Bar Menu

Silent Rum
Sonic Schnapps
Tardis Tequila
Who Whiskey
Time Travel Tia Maria
Friday Fizz
Sontaran Surprise
Peri Punch
Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris)
Retcon Rum
De-confuser
Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk)
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Gallfreyan Ale
Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request)
Draconian Whiskey
Lach’s Bauble
The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows)
Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew)
Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients)
Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks)
Alzarian lager
Captain Jack Daniels,
Louise Jameson,
Skaroade,
Dazros specials,
Pertwee bitter,
Western Spiral Galaxy Rum,
Arcturan Mega whiskey,
Ol Janx spirit,
Tennants?
Shutekh Salute
Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby
Sarah Jane Surprise
Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth)
Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords)
Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM))
Temporal Tippler
Silurian Special (An earthy flavour)
Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue)
Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser)
Deleware Brew (The American Way)
Potassiummy (only one per customer)
The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread)
The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator)

Warning: joining the Inn will seriously increase your postcount

hee hee well done davey boy!!!

you and hammy still bar staff then? not going to give the landlord a chance to.peruse.your testimonials and check out your references?

He is my brother, he can't peruse my testimonials.

I hope I still have a job, but maybe all the droids will be taking over now

THE DAVEY WHOONIE ERA MANIFESTO

The Inn is place for weary travellers from other threads to come and drink in the sanctuary of the Inn, free from the spolier-driven and totally out of control attempts by other forum members to spoil your enjoyment of the New Series.

In my Inn, the place will have a Party atmosphere and anyone who tries spoilers while in here will be ejected immediately. Aside from that you are invited to the crazy chitchat and often thoughtful topics such as tooth extractions to the size of Peri's...outfits.

As landlord I shall continue the great tradition of specialised Whooie drinks.

Themed parties will be the norm at least once a week.

The Drool Wall will be extended to be even bigger

The Cellar will be available as a function room.

Peri and other associated droids will be on hand for personal service.

And it is also important everyone who enters the Inn is made to feel welcome and not ignored in anyway.

And to conclude, the whole basis of my time as Landlord is to HAVE FUN!!!!!

make.it a.bientot and we'll see you when.we see.you.Take care.G.