Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“This is from your new landlord daveyboy
The Whoonie Inn
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Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze if cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
*
We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day,
*
On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar
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Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
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KEEP CALM
*
AND TRUST
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THE MOFF
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Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
*
There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
*
We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
*
Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged.
*
We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
*
Bar Menu
Silent Rum
Sonic Schnapps
Tardis Tequila
Who Whiskey
Time Travel Tia Maria
Friday Fizz
Sontaran Surprise
Peri Punch
Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris)
Retcon Rum
De-confuser
Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk)
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Gallfreyan Ale
Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request)
Draconian Whiskey
Lach’s Bauble
The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows)
Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew)
Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients)
Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks)
Alzarian lager
Captain Jack Daniels,
Louise Jameson,
Skaroade,
Dazros specials,
Pertwee bitter,
Western Spiral Galaxy Rum,
Arcturan Mega whiskey,
Ol Janx spirit,
Tennants?
Shutekh Salute
Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby
Sarah Jane Surprise
Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth)
Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords)
Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM))
Temporal Tippler
Silurian Special (An earthy flavour)
Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue)
Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser)
Deleware Brew (The American Way)
Potassiummy (only one per customer)
The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread)
The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator)
Warning: joining the Inn will seriously increase your postcount”
“This is from your new landlord daveyboy
The Whoonie Inn
*
Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze if cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
*
We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day,
*
On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar
*
Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
*
KEEP CALM
*
AND TRUST
*
THE MOFF
*
Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
*
There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
*
We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
*
Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged.
*
We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
*
Bar Menu
Silent Rum
Sonic Schnapps
Tardis Tequila
Who Whiskey
Time Travel Tia Maria
Friday Fizz
Sontaran Surprise
Peri Punch
Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris)
Retcon Rum
De-confuser
Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk)
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Gallfreyan Ale
Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request)
Draconian Whiskey
Lach’s Bauble
The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows)
Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew)
Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients)
Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks)
Alzarian lager
Captain Jack Daniels,
Louise Jameson,
Skaroade,
Dazros specials,
Pertwee bitter,
Western Spiral Galaxy Rum,
Arcturan Mega whiskey,
Ol Janx spirit,
Tennants?
Shutekh Salute
Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby
Sarah Jane Surprise
Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth)
Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords)
Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM))
Temporal Tippler
Silurian Special (An earthy flavour)
Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue)
Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser)
Deleware Brew (The American Way)
Potassiummy (only one per customer)
The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread)
The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator)
Warning: joining the Inn will seriously increase your postcount
”
Well this is better than mine but still valid!
Originally Posted by Dr Ginge:
“hee hee well done davey boy!!!”
“hee hee well done davey boy!!!”
Thanks! *Pours Dr Ginge some champagne*
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“He is my brother
, he can't peruse my testimonials.
I hope I still have a job
, but maybe all the droids will be taking over now”
“He is my brother
, he can't peruse my testimonials.I hope I still have a job
, but maybe all the droids will be taking over now”
Lach, you and Hammy will be my chief barmaids, you two have too much experience to not let you do it but the Peridroids will be on hand to help just in case!
”
look after yourself fella
