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WARNING! - Disturbing River Song Theory
LivingDestiny
01-06-2011
"The only water in the forest is the River"

Amy's water's have broken, and through Amy's forest comes River

I warned you!
robsterswife
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by LivingDestiny:
“"The only water in the forest is the River"

Amy's water's have broken, and through Amy's forest comes River

I warned you!”

My husband just asked why I was laughing like a " machine gun" lmao !!
Bruce Wayne
01-06-2011
They seriously need new smile faces. There just isn't one that goes with my reaction to that
wizzywick
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by LivingDestiny:
“"The only water in the forest is the River"

Amy's water's have broken, and through Amy's forest comes River

I warned you!”

I am seeking legal advice in order to sue you. I nearly choked to death on my sweetcorn through laughing at this post!
SnoopyChicken
01-06-2011
Not sure whether to laugh or cry
dylanpartyon
01-06-2011
Laughing my head off. Brilliant
The Alpha Gamer
01-06-2011
What if Amy's shaved?
CheeseyDude1337
01-06-2011
Lol
Joanne1938
01-06-2011
Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chuk
01-06-2011
Blimey , thought it was bad enough in here last year with her crack.
sigsig
01-06-2011
We are all going to hell.
Benjamin Sisko
01-06-2011
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs out of friend screaming and laughing hysterically*

But seriously, if River is Amy's daughter I will be extremely disappointed. The sheer unoriginality would ruin this series for me, and without a doubt the entire arc. I will be equally as disappointed if it turns out the Doctor is the father. Actually, that'll drive me completely insane.
Boom Head Shot
01-06-2011
I can see this happening, but in an adult version of Doctor Who.

You know the one.. The one where the Doctor travels around in a blue bell-ended penis, and shows everyone his sonic vibrating dildo.
The Alpha Gamer
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by Boom Head Shot:
“I can see this happening, but in an adult version of Doctor Who.

You know the one.. The one where the Doctor travels around in a blue bell-ended penis, and shows everyone his sonic vibrating dildo.”

That'd more likely be an ep of Torchwood...
Toby53
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by The Alpha Gamer:
“That'd more likely be an ep of Torchwood...”

Don't bring Torchwood into it, you can't blame the Captain for everything
Anyway, just think what the new production team did with Blood & Sands and try to think how the new Torchwood would look like, me thinks that Rory would want to keep away himself let alone Amy
johnnysaucepn
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by Benjamin Sisko:
“AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs out of friend screaming and laughing hysterically*

But seriously, if River is Amy's daughter I will be extremely disappointed. The sheer unoriginality would ruin this series for me, and without a doubt the entire arc. I will be equally as disappointed if it turns out the Doctor is the father. Actually, that'll drive me completely insane. ”

Good to know you're not going to do anything silly like overreact or anything!
M@nterik
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by LivingDestiny:
“"The only water in the forest is the River"

Amy's water's have broken, and through Amy's forest comes River

I warned you!”

just does not sum up how funny that was.

Real LOL moment.

Cheers.

redrooster555
01-06-2011
Well, now I have a very unfortunate image glued to my brain for the evening. I know what'll be haunting my dreams tonight.
redrooster555
01-06-2011
Originally Posted by Boom Head Shot:
“I can see this happening, but in an adult version of Doctor Who.

You know the one.. The one where the Doctor travels around in a blue bell-ended penis, and shows everyone his sonic vibrating dildo.”

I think you're mistaking Torchwood for this:

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/-/36/50/...1/Product.html
LivingDestiny
02-06-2011
It's the first thing i thought of when that phrase was said, but i don't have a dirty mind, honest
SillyBillyGoat
02-06-2011
Oh my!
farstanley
02-06-2011
This is a family show
Sammybear
02-06-2011
Originally Posted by farstanley:
“This is a family show”

exactly, can they actually show that kinda thing on prime time tv, not on bbc for starts
rostaria
02-06-2011
Originally Posted by Sammybear:
“exactly, can they actually show that kinda thing on prime time tv, not on bbc for starts ”

Actually they did didnt they. I dont remember when.
LivingDestiny
03-06-2011
Well according to the 21 teasers for this episode we will see someone's muff
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