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Old 02-06-2011, 13:33
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Not sure on what planet they were putting this bloke through but anyway.....They always say to acts "how are you going to 'step it up' tonight?" so what can bug eyes do rather than standing there like a plank for two minutes popping his eyes, which I suppose only tv viewers and front couple of rows will be able to see anyway?

Will he have a dance routine, sing a bit, tell a few jokes, have a performing dog who also had bug eyes?
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Old 02-06-2011, 13:33
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It's a shambles that he got this far in the first place.
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Old 02-06-2011, 13:45
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It is not even a talent. It is a trick...
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Old 02-06-2011, 13:45
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have some kids singing and dancing in the background

result!
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:18
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Dont think i can take any more rubbishy untalented people. In the past they put some funny ones through but its not even funny anymore
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:20
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Not sure on what planet they were putting this bloke through but anyway.....They always say to acts "how are you going to 'step it up' tonight?" so what can bug eyes do rather than standing there like a plank for two minutes popping his eyes, which I suppose only tv viewers and front couple of rows will be able to see anyway?

Will he have a dance routine, sing a bit, tell a few jokes, have a performing dog who also had bug eyes?

that'd be amazing! He could actualy win the whole thing if he just had a bug eyed dog with him
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:24
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Bug-eyes is disgusting.I hope Simon Cowell is on form tonight and tells the other judges what idiots they are for putting him in the semi-final.
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:24
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I saw him on BGMT and he seriously thinks he can win
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:25
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Not sure on what planet they were putting this bloke through but anyway.....They always say to acts "how are you going to 'step it up' tonight?" so what can bug eyes do rather than standing there like a plank for two minutes popping his eyes, which I suppose only tv viewers and front couple of rows will be able to see anyway?

Will he have a dance routine, sing a bit, tell a few jokes, have a performing dog who also had bug eyes?
Or, perhaps he's read this forum & will have a bloke stood there singing "chopping wood, chopping wood"........
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:29
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Pop his bollocks out?
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:33
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I think if he pushed hard enough he could make his eyeballs pop out of their sockets and dangle on his chin.
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Old 02-06-2011, 14:38
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With Luck His act will seal the Fate of a few of the Judges.
Since Cowell came back The Hoff hasn't been himself seems very uneasy.

Ratings are down..wonder why? A woman and her dog last night straight out of Little Britain USA.A Thai lady getting totally humiliated on national TV when everyone knew thats all she could do.It's the same as this Chap he makes his eyes pop out.How will Amanda and the others spin this when they know thats ALL he does???
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Old 02-06-2011, 15:15
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I think that the guys eyes look like they have a serious problem and he needs to see a doctor all that popping hasnt helped.
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Old 02-06-2011, 15:18
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hes going to look a right fool if an eyeball pops out the socket. It could happen!!
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Old 02-06-2011, 15:23
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It is not even a talent. It is a trick...
It's neither talent, or a trick. Looks like a disability!
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Old 02-06-2011, 15:28
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He needs to have some naked women on the stage with him, so he can comically make his eyeballs stand out on end..
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Old 02-06-2011, 15:43
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He needs to have some naked women on the stage with him, so he can comically make his eyeballs stand out on end..
He might have a series of things like that he will look at, each time his eyes bulge.

I dangerously suspect Simon might like it, especially if it involves women.
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Old 02-06-2011, 15:52
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Old 02-06-2011, 16:29
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he's going to lie on his back and use his bug-eyes to juggle peas
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Old 02-06-2011, 16:33
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Pop his bollocks out?
OMGS! that has really made me laugh. I almost spat my tea over the monitor LOL!

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Old 02-06-2011, 17:27
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I think if he pushed hard enough he could make his eyeballs pop out of their sockets and dangle on his chin.


Maybe he'll pop his eyes out in time to music. Still, what a stupid "act". I have no idea why on earth they put him through.
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Old 02-06-2011, 17:53
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He'll dress up as Popeye the sailor man and eat spinach at the same time...
I can actually see him succeeding as a Wagner / RATM style protest.
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