THE FLY!

"No Simon, it's meee! Don't squish me (again)"

In the close-up you could just make out the big hair.


What a twist that would be.

there's a malaria joke in there somwhere, but I'll leave it

I think she's more likely to have been the wasp they mentioned after the 57th advert break about 20 minutes ago, lol

Thats an Omen haunting Simon. At least he's not cruel. If he did then there may have been a flood of complaints. Just think what ofcom would have said?. Would they have upheld the complaint or squashed it.

did you get this idea from simpsons

It's obviously a reference to the film "The Fly" (1958) in which a scientist was accidentally mixed up with the DNA of a fly to create a mutant creature.

It was pathetic to go on about it the way Simon did while the poor young woman on stage was fighting back tears.
I wish the fly had been a wasp and stung him out of making all that fuss.