will it be at the end of the show, or was it all a lie
when is the surprise going to be revealed
Simon said the judges made a mistake that he was going to put right and said that flamethrowers were missing from the show. Were there any flamethrowing acts who didn't get through?
As I posted earlier the surprise announcement isn't a wildcard. According to a show insider it's this:-
Simon's going to announce that he's Michael McIntyre's real father (a bit like Skywalker & Darth Vader).
He was conceived when Simon met Dawn French at a party & she laced his Babycham with Rohypnol & viagra & raped him.
Michael will respond with a beaming smile & "I love it" as that's how he responds to everything. THe Hoff will get confused & think Simon's talking about him & start spouting nonsense before realising no-one actually listens to anything he says. Amanda will just sit there, cackle & give a resounding yes to a passing fly being put through to the final.
Simon's then going to serenade Dec with Whitney's, "I will always love you" before declaring his undying love for him & asking him to elope then & there.
When Dec rejects his advances Simon will run out crying like a big jessie & call Louis Walsh to come & pick him up in his gold-plaited Robin Reliant with pink interior.
Louis will take him home to Ryan Seacrest & they'll all live together on an island somewhere in a weird menage a trois never to be seen again.
Its true. A senior Syco exec told me
Or I suppose it could be a wildcard
Simon's going to announce that he's Michael McIntyre's real father (a bit like Skywalker & Darth Vader).
He was conceived when Simon met Dawn French at a party & she laced his Babycham with Rohypnol & viagra & raped him.
Michael will respond with a beaming smile & "I love it" as that's how he responds to everything. THe Hoff will get confused & think Simon's talking about him & start spouting nonsense before realising no-one actually listens to anything he says. Amanda will just sit there, cackle & give a resounding yes to a passing fly being put through to the final.
Simon's then going to serenade Dec with Whitney's, "I will always love you" before declaring his undying love for him & asking him to elope then & there.
When Dec rejects his advances Simon will run out crying like a big jessie & call Louis Walsh to come & pick him up in his gold-plaited Robin Reliant with pink interior.
Louis will take him home to Ryan Seacrest & they'll all live together on an island somewhere in a weird menage a trois never to be seen again.
Its true. A senior Syco exec told me
Or I suppose it could be a wildcard
Originally Posted by far2cool:
“That was my point, as it would be a suprise”
“That was my point, as it would be a suprise”
Apologies for my 'whoosh' moment, I have been partaking of the grape!
Originally Posted by MrRight:
“As I posted earlier the surprise announcement isn't a wildcard. According to a show insider it's this:-
Simon's going to announce that he's Michael McIntyre's real father (a bit like Skywalker & Darth Vader).
He was conceived when Simon met Dawn French at a party & she laced his Babycham with Rohypnol & viagra & raped him.
Michael will respond with a beaming smile & "I love it" as that's how he responds to everything. THe Hoff will get confused & think Simon's talking about him & start spouting nonsense before realising no-one actually listens to anything he says. Amanda will just sit there, cackle & give a resounding yes to a passing fly being put through to the final.
Simon's then going to serenade Dec with Whitney's, "I will always love you" before declaring his undying love for him & asking him to elope then & there.
When Dec rejects his advances Simon will run out crying like a big jessie & call Louis Walsh to come & pick him up in his gold-plaited Robin Reliant with pink interior.
Louis will take him home to Ryan Seacrest & they'll all live together on an island somewhere in a weird menage a trois never to be seen again.
Its true. A senior Syco exec told me
Or I suppose it could be a wildcard”
“As I posted earlier the surprise announcement isn't a wildcard. According to a show insider it's this:-
Simon's going to announce that he's Michael McIntyre's real father (a bit like Skywalker & Darth Vader).
He was conceived when Simon met Dawn French at a party & she laced his Babycham with Rohypnol & viagra & raped him.
Michael will respond with a beaming smile & "I love it" as that's how he responds to everything. THe Hoff will get confused & think Simon's talking about him & start spouting nonsense before realising no-one actually listens to anything he says. Amanda will just sit there, cackle & give a resounding yes to a passing fly being put through to the final.
Simon's then going to serenade Dec with Whitney's, "I will always love you" before declaring his undying love for him & asking him to elope then & there.
When Dec rejects his advances Simon will run out crying like a big jessie & call Louis Walsh to come & pick him up in his gold-plaited Robin Reliant with pink interior.
Louis will take him home to Ryan Seacrest & they'll all live together on an island somewhere in a weird menage a trois never to be seen again.
Its true. A senior Syco exec told me
Or I suppose it could be a wildcard
”
If only
doubt it will be that exciting probably a wild card 
Originally Posted by Deb Arkle:
“
Apologies for my 'whoosh' moment, I have been partaking of the grape!”
“
Apologies for my 'whoosh' moment, I have been partaking of the grape!
”
fair enough
