Get your tongue out of Simon's ass!

Seriously, the others backed Simon's decision without licking his butt...

I don't think Michael has his tongue up simon's butt! It isn't possible as Amanda is already so far up there, just no room for anything else

Perhaps he could be Simon's new beard?

Why does he look chinese?

He loves this gig SOOO much that he would sell his gran for it !!!

Bless him!

Simon farted and he's got a bit of pink eye, his eyes have closed a little with the drops he's using.

Michael needs to be more ruthless, the Hoff don't seem to give a toss bout Simon. Lovin the Hoff.

Bwahahahahahahaha!