Sorry you are a non starter Simon hates pussies
I Am Entering My Cat Next Year
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I'm going to enter my guinea pig.
All I need is a fridge, a chopping board and some carrots, broccoli and cucumber to chop up.
As soon as I open the fridge he wheeeeees until the last bit of veg is cut. Should last the minute and a half slot you get.
A minute and half of whees could well win it, or maybe not, hard to tell with the GBP.
All I need is a fridge, a chopping board and some carrots, broccoli and cucumber to chop up.
As soon as I open the fridge he wheeeeees until the last bit of veg is cut. Should last the minute and a half slot you get.
A minute and half of whees could well win it, or maybe not, hard to tell with the GBP.
Thinking about it, In hinesight, Why do we never see cats on BGT? always dogs or other animals, never seen a cat on BGT unless i've missed it somewhere but i don't recall one.
I'd love you to enter your cat OP
I'd love you to enter your cat OP
Because if you try & get a cat to jump through a hoop it would merely look at you with disdain, turn round & walk away with its bum in the air.
Cat's train you. You don't train a cat. Or that's what I've found with the cats I've had!
Cat's train you. You don't train a cat. Or that's what I've found with the cats I've had!
Originally Posted by nobabydaddy:
“LeicesterHunk
1) Is it a kitten?
2) Have you already signed it up to SYCO?
3) Have you 'gayed it up'
4) Is going to sing an old people's song from the 60's?
5) Does it look like Justin Beiber?”
“LeicesterHunk
1) Is it a kitten?
2) Have you already signed it up to SYCO?
3) Have you 'gayed it up'
4) Is going to sing an old people's song from the 60's?
5) Does it look like Justin Beiber?”
1) He's 4.
2) Simon's line is engaged all the time, funny that
3) Well he has had the snip but he still likes girl cats, we have at least two cute tabbies coming round for him
4) He likes California Girls, but Hit The Road Jack is a good one (his name is Jack)
5) More like Justin Collins I think!
Some cats can actually be trained to do tricks on command, even if more difficult. I've seen cats who can give you their paw and sit once told to. So I wouldn't be too surprised to ever see a cat act, it's possible, and if it happens it's bound to get far.
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