we want to hear from you. Just because you didn't make it through to finals, doesn't mean you don't have talent. Could have been bad day etc.

I can fart and talk at the same time... guaranteed finalist right here... sign me up... I can hold a hamster too if you like... a well-timed squeeze now and then should provide a squeak that might pass as singing!

I can store £17.33 of loose change in my foreskin. I am called Mr Jingle Jangle the cock wallet man.

*votes for Mr Jingle Jangle*

Wait till you see what I do in the final!

I can sing out of tune... that should be enough to get me into the top 3, if I do an average dance routine to go with the singing I could definitely stand a chance of winning next series .

I can bash a keyboard with my palm and wave my head around like i've gone nuts at the same time. And i can do a massive smile at the end of my 'brilliant' act. So, want to vote for me? I'm a shoe in for the final.

I do impressions of big brother contestants

see i knew there was REAL talent out there.

I can tie my shoe laces to the sound of Susan Boyle singing I Dreamed A Dream..

I can move my eyes independently to each other...oh yeah

I don't have any talent whatsoever.

What are my chances of making the live shows?

2-1 ... good odds, you will definitely make the live shows, beware of those pesky buzzers though.

Me and 62,008,047 Britons can sing better than Herbie Armstrong. So that should guarantee me a semi-final place.

I can sleep for England, snore and fart at the same time.

I've got a dog and cat who both don't really ever do anything I ask them to do.


Will I win?

My dog sits when I tell him to....sometimes...