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Conversation between me and my landlord
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rostaria
06-06-2011
So we were in the car on the back from the shops and we was discussing River and Amy and the conversation went something like this.
R: So if anything knowing River is timelordish makes her to me even more sexy. I know your probably prefer Amy.
T: Actually why not have a mother and daughter threesome there both very sexy.
Granny McSmith
06-06-2011
Which is R and which is T?

Your relationship with your landlord is quite intriguing to me.

I have had a few landlords in my time, and I've never watched TV with them, or gone to the shops.

Sorry, none of my business.

How about a threesome with the sexy Silurian?

(I don't mean you and your landlord).
rostaria
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by Granny McSmith:
“Which is R and which is T?

Your relationship with your landlord is quite intriguing to me.

I have had a few landlords in my time, and I've never watched TV with them, or gone to the shops.

Sorry, none of my business.

How about a threesome with the sexy Silurian?

(I don't mean you and your landlord).”

I am Rostaria and My landlord is Tim. Me and Tim have one of the best relationships in the world. He is my godfather in a sense but because I pay him rent he is also my landlord.
Granny McSmith
06-06-2011
Ah, thanks.

Now I feel really embarrased because I was only trying to be funny. I hope I haven't offended you?
rostaria
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by Granny McSmith:
“Ah, thanks.

Now I feel really embarrased because I was only trying to be funny. I hope I haven't offended you?”

No of course not
Granny McSmith
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by rostaria:
“No of course not ”

Good.
smudges dad
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by Granny McSmith:
“Which is R and which is T?

Your relationship with your landlord is quite intriguing to me.

I have had a few landlords in my time, and I've never watched TV with them, or gone to the shops.

Sorry, none of my business.

How about a threesome with the sexy Silurian?

(I don't mean you and your landlord).”

can we include Jenny as well?
Granny McSmith
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by smudges dad:
“can we include Jenny as well?”

LOL...that's entirely up to the participants.
alwatson
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by smudges dad:
“can we include Jenny as well?”

I hope so!
TEDR
06-06-2011
While I'm apparently insufficient as a letch, it did strike me that Saturday's episode had a guest cast in which the females were all attractive, the males all ordinary.
sigsig
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by TEDR:
“While I'm apparently insufficient as a letch, it did strike me that Saturday's episode had a guest cast in which the females were all attractive, the males all ordinary.”

Arthur Darvill!
alwatson
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by sigsig:
“Arthur Darvill! ”

I agree with this, even as a a male.

To redeem my manlinss, I just want to say: Catrin Stewart- Phwoar!
GiraffeGirl
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by TEDR:
“While I'm apparently insufficient as a letch, it did strike me that Saturday's episode had a guest cast in which the females were all attractive, the males all ordinary.”

Matt Smith is anything but ordinary.
ReKo
06-06-2011
...I don't get it. But wait, if you were IN the car then that means...you're part landlord?!!


Sorry, couldn't help but make fun of all the theory posts
rostaria
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by ReKo:
“...I don't get it. But wait, if you were IN the car then that means...you're part landlord?!!


Sorry, couldn't help but make fun of all the theory posts ”

LOL. I have had some Landlord in me but thats a whole different story.
kylerickards
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by rostaria:
“LOL. I have had some Landlord in me but thats a whole different story.”

Shocked!
rostaria
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by kylerickards:
“Shocked!”

He was my best friend before he became my landlord.
kylerickards
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by rostaria:
“He was my best friend before he became my landlord.”

Ah!
TEDR
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by GiraffeGirl:
“Matt Smith is anything but ordinary.”

Guest cast, people! Not regulars. Though on the very general topic I did think Darville looked different somehow - probably I'm just not used to seeing him look forceful.
MiniDoctorFreak
06-06-2011
Some of the soldiers were... well I wouldn't turn them down for a drink.
trade_star
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by MiniDoctorFreak:
“Some of the soldiers were... well I wouldn't turn them down for a drink.”

No love for the Big Blue guy? I was rather taken with him. At least he'd be fun on a date. Bet he's a whizz at karaoke.
MiniDoctorFreak
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by trade_star:
“No love for the Big Blue guy? I was rather taken with him. At least he'd be fun on a date. Bet he's a whizz at karaoke.”

Not saying he wasn't great but erm... headless guys don't do anything for me really
TEDR
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by trade_star:
“No love for the Big Blue guy? I was rather taken with him. At least he'd be fun on a date. Bet he's a whizz at karaoke.”

He likely wasn't that good any more by the time the episode ended...


Originally Posted by MiniDoctorFreak:
“Not saying he wasn't great but erm... headless guys don't do anything for me really”

Well you're far too picky. How does River's interchangeable-head auton sound?
wizzywick
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by rostaria:
“LOL. I have had some Landlord in me but thats a whole different story.”

Being part Landlord are you able to relocate? (Get it?)
rostaria
06-06-2011
Originally Posted by wizzywick:
“Being part Landlord are you able to relocate? (Get it?)”

LOL sadly not.
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