Short, stumpy legs. Miserable face.
Would stab you in the back soon as look at you. Whining .......
Would stab you in the back soon as look at you. Whining .......
Whats the big deal about Zoe? I wouldnt climb over any of the others to get to her!
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Yeah, I'm not a fan of her. She hasn't even got the pantomime value (or business savvy) of a Katie Hopkins type bitch. She just comes across, to me, as a pretty horrible piece of work.
Don't like her. Not sure why shes so popular. Just a whinebag with the most droney sounding voice ever!
Originally Posted by MissSheep:
“Was she called "hot" on Your Fired last night??
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“Was she called "hot" on Your Fired last night??
”
She was called fit by the comedian. It was actually his only funny joke all night
Originally Posted by Grizzler:
“She was called fit by the comedian. It was actually his only funny joke all night”
“She was called fit by the comedian. It was actually his only funny joke all night
”
There was another line that made me laugh, when he referred to Jim's 'Derry accent' when speaking to the people at 73. It seemed to go over the audience's heads though, probably for the best.
He was joking....he was giving the stereotypical guy response i.e. "yeah shes a bitch, but she fit".
Zoe's quite pretty when she smiles and DOESN'T SPEAK!!!!
But I'd boot her out of the way to get to the other girls - Susan, Natasha, Melody.
Only robotic Helen would leave me considering Zoe instead. Both just leave me cold.
But I'd boot her out of the way to get to the other girls - Susan, Natasha, Melody.
Only robotic Helen would leave me considering Zoe instead. Both just leave me cold.
Business wise, I suppose there could be reasons why she is liked by some.
- On the beauty task (before the Susan telling off part) she did appear to be organising things relatively well. After the Susan incident (which I didn't think she dealt with in a very professional manner) I put a cross on my score card for her but, with others, they might ticked if thought it was perfectly reasonabe for her tell Susan off in front of other collegues and passing by customers. Maybe those that would do that in their own line of work would see Zoe not doing any wrong there.
- She's very blunt and I think some people like that style of approach. She's got that kind of direct, no fuss sort of attitude which can appear harsh, unapproachable and unfriendly to some viewers but effective, sturdy and business like to others.
As for looks, I must be blind because I have no clue why that comedian on You're Fired thought she was fit???!!!! I certainly wouldn't.
- On the beauty task (before the Susan telling off part) she did appear to be organising things relatively well. After the Susan incident (which I didn't think she dealt with in a very professional manner) I put a cross on my score card for her but, with others, they might ticked if thought it was perfectly reasonabe for her tell Susan off in front of other collegues and passing by customers. Maybe those that would do that in their own line of work would see Zoe not doing any wrong there.
- She's very blunt and I think some people like that style of approach. She's got that kind of direct, no fuss sort of attitude which can appear harsh, unapproachable and unfriendly to some viewers but effective, sturdy and business like to others.
As for looks, I must be blind because I have no clue why that comedian on You're Fired thought she was fit???!!!! I certainly wouldn't.
Originally Posted by googleking:
“Helen looks like typical BA cabin crew to me!”
“Helen looks like typical BA cabin crew to me!”
Which would make Zoe, what, Easyjet, Ryanair?
Originally Posted by Radical Joe:
“Which would make Zoe, what, Easyjet, Ryanair?”
“Which would make Zoe, what, Easyjet, Ryanair?
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Zoe would work the poo-sucker that empties the toilet tanks!
Quote:
“Business wise, I suppose there could be reasons why she is liked by some.
- On the beauty task (before the Susan telling off part) she did appear to be organising things relatively well. After the Susan incident (which I didn't think she dealt with in a very professional manner) I put a cross on my score card for her but, with others, they might ticked if thought it was perfectly reasonabe for her tell Susan off in front of other collegues and passing by customers. Maybe those that would do that in their own line of work would see Zoe not doing any wrong there.
- She's very blunt and I think some people like that style of approach. She's got that kind of direct, no fuss sort of attitude which can appear harsh, unapproachable and unfriendly to some viewers but effective, sturdy and business like to others.
As for looks, I must be blind because I have no clue why that comedian on You're Fired thought she was fit???!!!! I certainly wouldn't.”
“Business wise, I suppose there could be reasons why she is liked by some.
- On the beauty task (before the Susan telling off part) she did appear to be organising things relatively well. After the Susan incident (which I didn't think she dealt with in a very professional manner) I put a cross on my score card for her but, with others, they might ticked if thought it was perfectly reasonabe for her tell Susan off in front of other collegues and passing by customers. Maybe those that would do that in their own line of work would see Zoe not doing any wrong there.
- She's very blunt and I think some people like that style of approach. She's got that kind of direct, no fuss sort of attitude which can appear harsh, unapproachable and unfriendly to some viewers but effective, sturdy and business like to others.
As for looks, I must be blind because I have no clue why that comedian on You're Fired thought she was fit???!!!! I certainly wouldn't.”
Some men like harsh and unapproachable. She is fit as well by the way! Undoubtedly!
Originally Posted by aussie_dave_:
“Short, stumpy legs.”
“Short, stumpy legs.”
Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.
Originally Posted by Candy Store:
“Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.”
“Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.”
Im a straight guy and I've always preferred long legs, along with all the other straight guys I know.
What kind of straight guys are you asking? Because you need to be getting your information from me ...... Im a lot more reliable than your friends. Seems to me a lot of your 'straight' friends aren't being entirely honest with you ..... or themselves.
Her voice annoys me and she looks and sounds like she's kept on a 24 hour drip feeding her nothing but valium, plus the fact she's a bit of a bullying bitch who then starts blubbing when the pressure gets too much... I hope she stays for the long run.
Originally Posted by Candy Store:
“Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.”
“Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.”
Perhaps they're just being kind?
Originally Posted by Candy Store:
“Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.”
“Unlike what the gay men led fashion industry would have you believe, short legs are far more appealing than long giraffe type ones according to all straight men I know.”
You know lots of straight men with unusual tastes then
My review of the girls non business talents:
Zoe- I think she is good looking and she would be quite enthusiastic
Natasha- I think she has a cuteness about her and would be absolutely filthy and quite laddish
Melody-Gorgeous girl and gives off the unobtainable vibe unless you were loaded
Helen- Very school mistressy and seems very dominant
Susan-Not for me
Zoe- I think she is good looking and she would be quite enthusiastic
Natasha- I think she has a cuteness about her and would be absolutely filthy and quite laddish
Melody-Gorgeous girl and gives off the unobtainable vibe unless you were loaded
Helen- Very school mistressy and seems very dominant
Susan-Not for me
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“My review of the girls non business talents:
Zoe- I think she is good looking and she would be quite enthusiastic
Natasha- I think she has a cuteness about her and would be absolutely filthy and quite laddish
Melody-Gorgeous girl and gives off the unobtainable vibe unless you were loaded
Helen- Very school mistressy and seems very dominant
Susan-Not for me”
“My review of the girls non business talents:
Zoe- I think she is good looking and she would be quite enthusiastic
Natasha- I think she has a cuteness about her and would be absolutely filthy and quite laddish
Melody-Gorgeous girl and gives off the unobtainable vibe unless you were loaded
Helen- Very school mistressy and seems very dominant
Susan-Not for me”
Zoe - enthusiastic??? what based on her non stop miserablness? this is how youve reached that conclusion? Err. OK.
Susan - I think shes good looking and apart from the racialist factor, cant really work out why more people wouldnt errr ..... for lack of a better phrase ..... 'go there'.
Natasha - I would rather turn to the other side and have my first as Wayne Rooney than touch her.
Helen - BA Stewardess/Head Mistress ........ I could her using a lot of 'apparatus' which could be fun.
Melody - Definitely .....but only the once, she has high maintainence written all over her.
Originally Posted by Radical Joe:
“There was another line that made me laugh, when he referred to Jim's 'Derry accent' when speaking to the people at 73. It seemed to go over the audience's heads though, probably for the best.”
“There was another line that made me laugh, when he referred to Jim's 'Derry accent' when speaking to the people at 73. It seemed to go over the audience's heads though, probably for the best.”
Even though Jim's from Tyrone. You'd think if you were going to go to the bother of specifying a county for someone's accent, you'd get the right one....
Yes, I said in the post I created she seems like a nasty piece of work who thinks everything is beneath her.
Originally Posted by aussie_dave_:
“Short, stumpy legs. Miserable face.
Would stab you in the back soon as look at you. Whining .......”
“Short, stumpy legs. Miserable face.
Would stab you in the back soon as look at you. Whining .......”
Originally Posted by aussie_dave_:
“Im a straight guy and I've always preferred long legs, along with all the other straight guys I know.”
“Im a straight guy and I've always preferred long legs, along with all the other straight guys I know.”
This makes me a sad panda.
Originally Posted by aussie_dave_:
“What kind of straight guys are you asking? Because you need to be getting your information from me ...... Im a lot more reliable than your friends. Seems to me a lot of your 'straight' friends aren't being entirely honest with you ..... or themselves.”
“What kind of straight guys are you asking? Because you need to be getting your information from me ...... Im a lot more reliable than your friends. Seems to me a lot of your 'straight' friends aren't being entirely honest with you ..... or themselves.”
Bit presumptuous to suggest you know all straight men are lying when they say they like short legs or don't care either way.
Look at porn and the wide range of body types found within. Tall, short, fake boobed, natural boobed (big and small), toned, fit, and a smaller sub-section for bigger women. If all men liked the same thing, women in porn would all look the same.
Porn as opposed to the fashion industry is a good measure of the different body types men find attractive (and indeed long-legged modelesque figures would be included in that, just amongst many other types.) Some men genuinely do like petite women.So Dave, I'd say porn is more reliable than you.
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