The Scheme is going UK wide Christ on a bike - for those that don't know ; we cannot describe this programme - just sit and remember that thing lying on the floor is yer jaw

Now out of the remaining apprentices who wid be the first ti git chibed and who would thrive and survive wi a wee bit wheelin' "dealin'" on the Onthank, if yah catch the drift?

Fear for Tom and Susan; think oor Natasha would make a fist of it.

Bullet would run this lot ragged, awwh wee Bullet

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scot...lly-debut.html

I saw some of this on Youtube. It was truly like watching a car crash.

The only thing that concerns me, and I am no lover of spongers, is that it is making us poverty voyeurs. It is turning these people's lives into entertainment and allowing the better off to watch, point and laugh in the same way those at home during the day do when J Kyle is on.

Can't see it having much success to be honest. It may be aspirational telly north of the border, but I think the rest of the UK would rather aspire to work for Lord Alan

I'm north of the border obviously but wouldn't give it the time of day.

It's a very West of Scotland thing, England has a North/South divide but with Scotland is it East/West