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I've just caught up with my backlog of apprentice episodes
pithy_grimace
13-06-2011
And it's gotten worse.

Not the contestants, or tasks or anything. I mean Lord Alan and his increasingly strange habit of dragging the contestants out of bed at ungodly hours and taking them to disproportionately grand settings that have some equally disproportionate link to the task he's about to set.

The best one so far was dragging them to the British Museum to look at a statue of Aphrodite so explain how he wanted them to flog spray tan, warm oysters, and fake fringes. I can't wait for next week where he takes them in an experimental submarine to the ruins of Atlantis and tells them he wants them to set up a business selling cockles and whelks, or shoots them up into space where Lord Alan awaits them in a massive black cowl to witness the firepower of his fully armed and operational Death Star.......then tells Jim to move over to Logic and go sell some jam.
LeoJoe6
13-06-2011
Quick question

Does it really matter that much?
aussie_dave_
13-06-2011
Ignore the first response, I found your post funny.
pithy_grimace
13-06-2011
Originally Posted by LeoJoe6:
“Quick question

Does it really matter that much?”

Yes. Yes it does.
whizz_kid
14-06-2011
HA I noticed that too - he really picks the most random of venues - must be confusing so early in the morning - poor apprentices. Maybe there is a booby (sp) prize for the first person to join the dots....
moongodess777
14-06-2011
Originally Posted by pithy_grimace:
“And it's gotten worse.

Not the contestants, or tasks or anything. I mean Lord Alan and his increasingly strange habit of dragging the contestants out of bed at ungodly hours and taking them to disproportionately grand settings that have some equally disproportionate link to the task he's about to set.

The best one so far was dragging them to the British Museum to look at a statue of Aphrodite so explain how he wanted them to flog spray tan, warm oysters, and fake fringes. I can't wait for next week where he takes them in an experimental submarine to the ruins of Atlantis and tells them he wants them to set up a business selling cockles and whelks, or shoots them up into space where Lord Alan awaits them in a massive black cowl to witness the firepower of his fully armed and operational Death Star.......then tells Jim to move over to Logic and go sell some jam.”

Love it. LOL
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