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Rory Williams is the new Chuck Norris
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sepmix
14-06-2011
Look this up on Facebook, it's quite an amusing new meme. Here are some examples.

Rory Williams - Making everyone elses boyfriend look bad since 102 A.D.

Rory doesn't wear a Roman costume, Romans wear a Rory costume.

Rory Williams' screwdriver isn't sonic. It doesn't need to be.
DexterEllisson
14-06-2011
Haha fantastic!

Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.

Rory doesn't die, he just takes a break from living.

There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it – one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world, and Rory Williams punched it in the face.
wildyounghearts
14-06-2011
Also

The Gamma Forest writing translated Melody's name as River Song because there was no equivalent word for "daughter of supreme awesomeness".

Rory isn't worried that Amy is going to run off with the Doctor, but the Doctor is worried that the TARDIS is going to run off with Rory.

Rory Williams and Chuck Norris are the only men Chuck Norris is afraid of. Rory Williams is not afraid of Chuck Norris.

Brother Lassar
14-06-2011
Rory Williams caused the tardis to explode in series 5...

he looked at it
wildbill_hicock
14-06-2011
Rory Williams is a lover not a fighter. But also a fighter, so don't go getting any ideas.
Shrike
14-06-2011
Rory Williams doesn't sleep - he waits.
sepmix
14-06-2011
We should think of our own to add, i'd do some but I'm not clever enough.
Eaglestriker
14-06-2011
Rory fixes the elderly and then whacks them. Because he can.

Rory's baby didn't explode - it was awestruck.

When a bloke insults his fiance, she hates him. When Rory shoots his fiance, she toungues him.
Dave-H
14-06-2011
Superman wears a Rory Williams t-shirt!
Big Steve
14-06-2011
Before the Dream lord goes to bed, he checks under the bed for Rory Williams
Brother Lassar
14-06-2011
rory pulled the pandorica out of burning london with his gentlemans parts.

why?

because he can
wildbill_hicock
14-06-2011
Chuck Norris asks Rory Williams to tuck him in at night.

Rory Williams doesn't ask anybody to tuck him in, because Rory Williams never sleeps.
LivingDestiny
14-06-2011
Rory Williams was only plastic because his own skin was afraid of him
Nu-Nu Who
14-06-2011
Rory wasn't an Auton with a blaster in his hand... he was just Rory.

Rory never shot Amy. She died from his mere presence.

Rory doesnt age. Age is too scared to go near him.

The stone Dalek didnt beg River for mercy. He was asking for a better fate then facing Rory.
Helbore
14-06-2011
Rory worked his enitre nursing career with a blatent error on his ID badge, but everyone was too scared to tell him.
LivingDestiny
14-06-2011
The only reason Rory Williams keeps dying and then coming back to life is because Death fears him
wildyounghearts
15-06-2011
"In private the Supreme Dalek admits that, actually, Rory Williams is the superior being."



Would like to see that scene
Analysethis
15-06-2011
Rory Williams didn't take Amy's last name, he scared his own last name away.
thefairydandy
15-06-2011
The Time Vortex itself wants to have Rory’s babies

Every single human being to have ever entered the Tardis for the first time was immediately disoriented, perplexed and astonished by it. Except Rory Williams.

Demons run when a good man goes to war. When Rory Williams goes to war demons don't get a chance to run.

That which does not kill Rory Williams makes him stronger. In addition, that which does kill Rory Williams also makes him stronger.

The Silence didn't fall-- Rory Williams tripped it.

Rory Williams lived for over 2000 years, and can still blow out all the candles on his birthday cake in one go.
wildbill_hicock
15-06-2011
Rory Williams doesn't care what anybody else is doing - he'll be back for 14 episodes next year.
Deserana 12
16-06-2011
Rory wasn't erased from exsistence, exsistence was erased from him. (I think that makes sense)
johnnysaucepn
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by thefairydandy:
“That which does not kill Rory Williams makes him stronger. In addition, that which does kill Rory Williams also makes him stronger.”

This has got to be my favourite!
tysonstorm
16-06-2011
Not even The Silents can make you forget Rory Williams.
dgembadgemba
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by thefairydandy:
“The Silence didn't fall-- Rory Williams tripped it.”

THIS is my fave
Hallamsteriscoo
16-06-2011
Rory Williams didn't need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, it retreated in fear
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