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Rory Williams is the new Chuck Norris
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Deserana 12
16-06-2011
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Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
Rory Williams has scrambled ood for breakfast every morning.
rumpleteazer
16-06-2011
Seriously struggleing not to laugh out loud at this thread, absolutly brilliant. As a firm fan of the Chuck Norris meme I love this!
redrooster555
16-06-2011
The Silents are silent because they're scared Rory Williams might hear them.

America only exists because Rory Williams wanted a sequel to England.

Rory Williams likes his Daleks how he likes his milk: powdered.

Rory Williams once had a staring contest with a Stone Angel. Rory won.

Rory's calendar doesn't have an April 1st, because Rory Williams is nobody's fool.
Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
Rory Williams doesnt need to watch explosions.
redrooster555
16-06-2011
The bumps on the side of a Dalek are goosebumps from meeting Rory Williams.
dgembadgemba
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by redrooster555:
“The bumps on the side of a Dalek are goosebumps from meeting Rory Williams.”

BRILLIANT!
Webslark
16-06-2011
Cybermen want to be upgraded to Rory Williams.
Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
Rory Williams is the reason no-one has seen the terrible Zodins.
Hallamsteriscoo
16-06-2011
The Sontarans and Rutans went to war because they couldn't decide how awesome Rory Williams actually is
Dr Ginge
16-06-2011
Rory williams is the only man to EVER go on top in bed with amy
Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
Rory Williams is the reason the silurians are underground.
dalekaddison
16-06-2011
Rory Williams can get out of the Pandorica

Rory Williams can look under the hood of a headless monk

Rory Williams didn't wait 2000 years. 2000 years waited for him.

Rory Williams punched the Bad Wolf in the face.
Toby53
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by dalekaddison:
“Rory Williams can get out of the Pandorica

Rory Williams can look under the hood of a headless monk

Rory Williams didn't wait 2000 years. 2000 years waited for him.

Rory Williams punched the Bad Wolf in the face.”

Does this mean that Rory Williams is the Doctor?
dalekaddison
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by Toby53:
“Does this mean that Rory Williams is the Doctor?”

No I don't think so.

But he can if he wants to be...
Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
Rory Williams makes the smilers cry
redrooster555
16-06-2011
The Cracks in time are actually there because the universe couldn't handle a whole Rory Williams at once.
Hobbes30
16-06-2011
May have to 'hide' the facebook group as it's starting to spam a bit.
Spence1115
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by dalekaddison:
“No I don't think so.

But he can if he wants to be...”

Except that the Doctor wants to be Rory Williams.
Webslark
16-06-2011
Originally Posted by Spence1115:
“Except that the Doctor wants to be Rory Williams.”

Rory Williams doesnt want to be the Doctor - he's the Nurse!
Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
Rory Williams put all the patients from The eleventh hour in a coma.

he sneezed.
Hallamsteriscoo
16-06-2011
The Atraxi didn't run away from the Doctor, they saw Rory Williams behind him
Webslark
16-06-2011
The missing episodes are hiding in shame cos they don't have Rory Williams in them
Brother Lassar
16-06-2011
when prez nixon was called, being the most important person in the world, it was only because Rory Williams had his turned off.
Medan74
16-06-2011
Rory action figure release has been delayed. The prototype keeps punching it's way out of the packaging and having it's way with the redheaded Barbies...
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