When I read that, I went into a daydream imagining a Toy Story type film, though definitely x-rated.

This thread is hilarious! Every one a gem! Love it.

Rory Williams is the reason that the weeping angels are weeping.

Rory Williams uses the hand of omega as a back scratcher.

Rory Williams is actually a character from Holby City who got bored and ran off to Doctor Who.

Oh my god I love this thread.

Classic

Everybody<The Doctor... < Rory Williams

If Rory Williams was made into a Cybermen he WOULD have emotions

The Vampires in Venice didn't run from The Silence, it was a cover story, they ran from Rory!

The only reason Rory Williams wasn't taking a picture of the sun expanding is because he MADE it expand

If Rory Williams ever had a daughter, she would be fine

Rory mastered the Master

The headless monks arent really headless. They're hiding from Rory Williams..

Rory Williams doesn't move through time and space. Time and space moves around Rory Williams.

They made Rory out of plastic because his own skin wasn't able to contain all the awesome/badassery within.

the Vampires of venice cant see Rory Williams in the mirror.

Posted on Twitter by Moffat, some of these are in here http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...q27ao1_500.gif

Jack Harkness, the man who can never die, challenge an unarmed Rory Williams to a duel. Jack was found dead in a closet four days later.

Jack in the closet?
Never!

Love.this.thread!!!

I already posted these on Facebook but I have been enjoying making these up instead of working

Steven Moffat is a fictional character created by Rory Williams

Rory Williams was Richard Nixon's first choice - and Canton's

Rory Williams can carry off a decorative vegetable

I'll shut up now

Other men get strippers at their bachelor party; At Rory Williams stag do, an enormously powerful, near-immortal being with the ability to manifest at any point in time and space and able to feel the turn of the universe jumped out of his cake.

Where is the like button !!!

Rory Williams doesn't die, he takes a break from life.

There are no ducks in the pond: Rory doesnt like Ducks!

This series was spilt into two parts because Rory couldnt have made it otherwise!

Rory was invited to join The X-Men but Wolverine got Jealous coz hes not as hard as Rory.

Arther Darvill doesn't play Rory Williams.Rory Williams play's Arther Darvill.

Rory Williams uses the sonic screwdriver as a toothpick

Rory's Salt and Pepper pots are real Daleks

The Stone Dalek wasn't scared of River - it was scared of her Dad.

Rory's nametag wasn't wrong - it was the rest of the universe that was wrong

In ancient Dalek, the Doctor is known as the Oncoming Storm. Rory Williams is known as "Oh ****, Run"

The Hulk saw Rory Williams coming towards him and immediately changed back to Bruce Banner!

With Rory Williams the phrase "some people think the world revolves around them" is a statement of fact.

Rory Williams was here before Kilroy.