When a Woman gets a bump to the head
She should really be hiding in bed
With a cup of tea, or a nice chimpanzee.
Its all one big laugh to the flee....

wtf! Thats not a speech, and a rather random poem

Men, Woman, Children and Hermits...I call upon you here today, to bare witness to the trials of mankind. For we face a great peril, a force so deadly, that it threatens to ruin foreheads for all of eternity. I am of course talking about the nightmarish 'box hitting the head'.

We've all known someone who's faced this deadly foe, some have not survived, some have come out with little more than a scratch. But I do know this, if we don't act soon, Humanity could be at an end....so gather your pitchforks, torches and donkeys, and let us meet this foe square in the eye!

For we are the Mambo Mafia!!

hip hip hooray!

Hmm, even if they agree that it was wrong, I doubt they'd change your test and make you do it again. They would probably just change the test for the next year.

Cool! So you can now attend meetups!

Yay! Just like the good old days

ah, the cavalry have been moved by my amazing speech

Don't stop believing was on Radio 2 today. I bet you'll never guess what I thought of?

Well many people have carved a career out of parading around in next to nothing and acting slutty for the cameras. If she gets rich from this then good for her.

Well, I'm gonna pick the cheaper seats then... front row baby!

Did Thijs say he was seeing the evening performance?

Oh no, thats not good. She'll be another Katie Price, and one of them is too much as it is!

Well, just looking at tickets now. You might have to visit the box office to personally choose the seats then.

No, actually I never see celeb's walking down the street. Maybe I walk down the wrong streets.

Yes it is expensive for flights and hotels but once your there it's all worth it. I probably won't be going back for many years.

Wasn't it the matinee performance?

Let's wait till he confirms it then.

I want a website that shows the seating plan and allows you to select which ones you want. There was a site that did it, but I can't remember which it was!?!

Hmm, typical. He does all this trying to convince us to go, then doesn't give the details thats life for you, always short on the details!

Bravo! Hail King Robbo best speech maker of the world.

Love how my traumatic injury became a good subject to write about.

haha, well I went with a poem, but then it kinda lost the plot. Speeches seem easier to right. Thanks though.

Now next time I'm ill, I expect a speech!

O no they wouldn't change the test but they might give special consideration to everyone or something. I really don't know. Like you I don't actually think the exam board will do anything but there is no harm in trying. People that did e-mail the exam board got a response straight away so I guess there is still hope (Y)

I can indeed; well depending like when they are so obvs I can't ever make saturdays.

haha I'm totally in the mood to watch otr

indeed!

haha well I don't either. Perhaps I walk down the wrong streets too.

haha well when I start earning maybe I can think about it ... I really should get a job :S

Some girl keeps favouriting my tweets to you Robbo and other people. Weird. I get emails when people favourite me and its freaking me out.

The Exam board have changed tests before due to a flurry of complaints.
When I did my ALevel Maths Exam, there was a ridiculous question we'd never learnt, and after a load of complaints (I never bothered), they lowered the grade boundaries very slightly lower. So thats another possibility.

Well we've made a special meetup to see Thijs. So we can do a special one for you

Is it by any chance SierraChung? She's favourited loads of mine.
Obviously our conversation is interesting

Yeah one of them is enough. No need to inflict more pain into the world.

That's no problem, I work near the Palladium so I could pop down.

Don't rub it in
You Londoners are soo lucky. Katie was saying she just pops down whenever she wants to see the show....I mean seriously, wtf! Jealous!

Ok, I'll do my best but I'm not that great with speeches. I may start to stutter and cry.

So neither of you are going to sit where i'm sitting. Thanks for telling me
Well if you want to sit far away from then fine.

Adds to the impact of the whole thing. Maybe throw in some drama to it while your there and a glass of red wine (yummy)!

Yep it's her.
I understand when I tweet something funny (which is all the time ) it's just weird when it's a conversation to someone else.