Time now to choose from the titles suggested to date in http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1491914

Every voter can choose two, the highest-voted will be the title for Team DS’s free glossy magazine filling a gap in the market and making a fortune to be split with Lord Sugar. Do offer ideas for a cover picture as well as articles as good as How to Use a Telephone.

Voting will close on Monday. Team DS to beat Team Logic and Team Venture and come back next week , or else YOU’RE FIRED .

New Codger
You are not really THAT old
Zimmer
Young At Heart
You’ll be Gone Soon
Nifty Fifty
My Generation?
PAL (Prolonged Active Life)
Gum-ption
Priviledged Age
At Leisure
Penguin Diet
Silver Lining
Silver Platter
The HIP Joint
Joined At the HIP
Swinging 60’s
Silver Style
Life Begins at 60
Go On
Death’s Door
Hip Re-placement
Evergreen
Coughin’ Codgers
Coffin Dodgers
Grey Expectations
Silver Surfers
Formaldehype
The Final Countdown
Wrinklies Weekly
Sugars Angels
Sugar Coated Pill
Back to the Future
Immortatlity
Vintage Years
More Tea Vicar?
Tena Times
Re-Generation
The Wrinkly
Revitalise!
Vital Signs
Viva!
Togs Reunited
Stairlift to Heaven
Old Parts
Grave Danger
Bucket List Times
Older and Wiser
Old Todger
Reading Aid
OAPaper
Countdown
Will Young
The Last Read before the Last Rites
Good for Nothing
Spare Parts Transplant Weekly
The Grim Reader
New 30
Suck Eggs grandma
Epic
The Afternoon Nap
60:30
Dance till you drop
60 Winks
Free60 Magazine
Pee Baggs – the Brand
Fabulous
When I were a lad
The slow march towards death made less unbearable
The Old Fart
Waiting for God
Ancient Times
There were no magazines in my day
Ageing Disgracefully
Gather No Moss
Ration Book
Enjoy
Bucket-kickers-R-us
The Bucket
Boom
360
Don't Kick the Bucket before you buy

bumps-a-daisy

I get your point but I dont think it deserves a Poll including a zillion alternatives Perhaps if Jim had stuck with the concept of the idea of Hip Replacement it would have done better.

Twirlies

Coffin Dodgers and Ageing Disgracefully

I picked 'Older and Wiser' but
'Free60magazine' is also good.

There were so many options I eventually just chose one seriously and one stupid one

In all seriousness, I like "Silver Lining" - not too rude or patronising and it relates to happiness and a good read, whilst still reflecting the audience

And for some reason "Bucket-Kickers-R-Us" really tickled me

Didnt vote for them, but I also really liked "OAPapers", "There were no magazines in my day", and "Pee Baggs - The Brand" - what an in-joke!

Epic poll!
I voted "Zimmer" because it cracked me up when the man said it in during the focus group.

The Final Countdown

Brilliant!

Zimmer wouldnt have been allowed anyway.

So that ones a non starter.

How about "Dignitas here we come?"

I said Twirlies as well, but then my hubby is a bus driver, so laughed at that idea!!

It might have been allowed if they'd spelt it Zimma.

The final hours of HIP Replacement:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuxO...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuxO...eature=related

This poll closes at noon on Monday. Let your voice be heard.

Fair play for those titles should have been on Jims team

Voting closed. Thanks to all who voted, hope all had a good laugh . Not sure if DS voters actually fall within the age range targeted by Team Venture, but below are the 3 most-voted free magazine titles:

26% - Zimmer
16% - Coffin Dodgers
12% - Ageing Disgracefully

What do you say Lord Sugar?

I would have called it

"Alzheimer's Almanac"

Dunworkin'

Grape Hour