Both have been know, dare I say it, to pick their own and each others boogies - can't believe I just typed that. *puts coat on and runs outta the back door to have a ciggie - it's raining and windy too*

Haha

I've got 2 more.

John: wearing guy liner.

Josie: wearing flip flops in the rain

Think we've missed out the biggest crimes these two have had so much criticism for:

John loves Josie

Josie loves John

right i have to go and make myself beautiful for tonight a 3 hour job, ( don't tell bouncer) need to get the cement and trowel out, have a good night lots of love P X

Have a brilliant night and keep Mr P away from any lurking maypoles pmsl

Hello!

I have finished party planning and decided to join my dignified friends for a bit of chit chat. Shoot the breeze as it were.

Imagine my disgust when I see the word TAMPON peppered around the thread willy nilly like it is no longer offensive!

What has happened my upstanding friends? When did the standards drop?

And I understand also you think it is acceptable to eat in a beach bar not covered up?? HAVE A WORD WITH YOURSELVES. this is only allowed for people sized 10 or under.Did you not know that.?

FOR SHAME.

Add to list

Josie picking boogies out of her own and John's nose

John picking boogies out of his own and Josie's nose

Josie known to make dresses out of used blue sheets

John known to wear guy liner - step away from the guy liner John James, step away

You just said willy

How's you Foxy Lady? You and Lover Lover still in denial?

josie seems to enjoy herself on holiday (wierdo)
john does not have a very tall fringe like benjaminge (would probably solve all current problems)

Enjoy your evening, mind not too much dancing

Especially round the maypole

Josiestweet

I see you baby shaking that ass @Josiestweet lol

@suckmyfingerss r u looking through my window lol x

Love, love, love having a chilled out day with the girls. The best. X

Josie - has hair extensions put in her hair

John - has highlights put in his hair

what up eddie eagle. and you're not one for talking about standards dropping. you dropped your dignity all the way down the travelator in asda!

JOSIE GIBSON WANTED FOR
1.earning money
being over weight
being upset at a break up
mentioning her exs name
flirting on twitter
still having a career
having vibrators
sending a man for tampons (thanks Tally)
Tells lies
keeping decks and bikes
leaving the door open
dancing
picking Johns nose
Having fun
Not mentioning John
Mentioning John
Eating sausages
Drinking (of any kind)

JOHN JAMES PARTON WANTED FOR
1.not tweeting
tweeting you tubes
having a new gf
not working
eating crap food
being too skinny
using hankies
Tells lies
wearing girls necklaces
singing
dancing or at least shoulder shuffling
picking josies nose
not having a fringe
not mentioning Josie
eyeliner
wearing jumpers

Please feel free to add to their crimes. I am sure that Interpol will be issuing a reward if you have any information thatwill lead to the arrest of these master criminals.
More has been added

Are u having another rant Vixx? Supersize Tampons, Nighttime Tampons, Sanitary Towels,Lillets.Pantyliners

John - Highlights

John - has a thing about fire exits

John - Has youtubes with Josie in made by fans

John - doesn't like the cold

John - wears cut offs

Josie - Hair extensions

Josie - making a dress out of used blue sheets in minutes

Josie - Has youtubes with John in made by fans

Josie - doesn't let haters get to her

Josie - keeps busy

Tena ladies

People will have to multiquote now. But I wonder if people think how ridiculous the whole thing is now.

Maxi Pads

Feminine Hygiene Wipes.

Is Vixx angry yet.

@Josiestweet lol not no more. I wasn't staring just had a peek haha. Your friend seemed comfy too sippin on her tea bless lol

@suckmyfingerss you are taking our neighbourhood watch to a new level. Lol

But will they get that THAT IS the point we're making