I was shocked when I posted on that 'who would you axe thread' exactly how many of them I wouldn't miss at all. I could have added a load more.

Depends on how long his last one was. I'm hoping it was only six months, but I bet it was twelve.

And that's the thing, they could get rid of so many, so easily and just haven't.


Yeah, Steph Davis, or some relative thereof, said he got his contracted extended but when he disappeared for so long, we weren't sure what was going on.

But yeah, PM was the only one who wanted him, I think. If GP had any plans for him, he'd be there now, trying to get him involved with the show once more. But there's no evidence of that at all.

And yes, we did indeed have such a fashion show. If it's a repeat of that, with Brendan, I could not deal.

I would cry. I wouldn't care how good he looked, I'd just cry.

I think thats the really annoying thing - for loads of them the exits practically write themselves but they just seem intent on keeping everyone in it

I would hope Joel's contract would only be for 6 months, as PM supposedly knew he would only be at the helm for 12 so you wouldn't think he would contract anyone for longer.

"CarmeronCrighton This tweet is for all my hollyoaks fans - I'm returning as the hugely successful Kevin the alien in September! This is what I live for!"

"AliceBarlow are u kidding?"

Ponder away...

Please god no, not Kevin.

Ha he must be kidding, please tell me he is kidding.

Me and all. Oh Lord, it's just.... gah.

Why Brendan would even get involved in such a thing is also weird. He just wouldn't.

Mind you, he's not called anything weird-ass yet, so maybe it's not as bad as we expect.


I don't know how they're affording them all. Surely someone would be tightening the purse strings?!

I wonder what the norm is for existing cast members. We know Emmett signed as a six month star, then I'm presuming got a twelve month one?

ETA: Oh f*ck me, no. Not Kevin!

I read your post then refreshed as soon as I knew you'd have seen that little gem

Oh you make me


I really really hope he isn't coming back, I mean for f*cks sake what are they thinking?! And people said PM was trying to run HO into the ground!

I'm sorry but if this is true, GP you are a dick.

Hi, am quickly popping in just to say noo at Kevin the Alien and that this pic was just tweeted by Victoria Atkin.

Kieron looks so smiley in his pic with Victoria Atkin.


ETA: But seriously, if their bringing Kevin back then I have no idea what GP is thinking. At all.

He looks so excited!!

And Kevin? Proof positive that GP doesn't have a clue. Plus whatever's happening on set right now. Bollocks, the lot of it really.

I think the fact he said 'hugely popular' is a clue that he might be taking the piss, even he has got to know that he was as popular as crotch rot.

Oh Kieron, your smiley face makes me feel better.

But not completely, cos GP has lost his mind. Lost. His. Mind.

Unless they bring him back and actually do some sort of storyline where he deal with his crazy alien issues, then it might be okay. Maybe.

Oh I think he knows he was unpopular but I don't think he's *cough* done much in the way of work since leaving so surely would be happy to swallow all dignity and reprise the role of soaps only alien

It might turn out to be a joke, but I guess GP needs a whole new set of students for Sept, cos Lee will be gone, Leanne's gone mental, we don't know for sure about Jamil but he might not stay, and Texas is useless, specially on her own. So it's just plausible Kev could be a new student, and I guess we'll get Will as well - hey possibly Theresa and Liberty! How's that for a fab exciting new group of students! As good as the schoolkids! This is actually going to happen, isn't it?

Oh bless you, you are such an agreeable sort aren't you?

You can't stay annoyed for any time at all.

Stick to your guns it is a barking mad idea and will never be ok in any way.

Speaking of alien related shitty characters Twitter has just informed me that Elliot is the dude from the birdseye advert. I f*cking knew I recognised him!

I try to be positive, ally, I try!

Oh I f*cking hated him, really though. I thought PM lost his mind when he did it in the first place, and I think GP would be the same to drag it all up again!

I still wouldn't mind so much if people were being axed to make room, but they keep piling more and more and more on.

Let's just stare at HD Brendan wot I just capped and pretend that GP is sane.

Haha! Oh dear I do like Alice's response though, I think she may speak for us all


Aww Kieron in a suit! Lovely

Also new DA chapter here

Or we can weep at the image of more insane GP things to come.

Oh thank Christ.

See, that just reminds me of your Broah picture now, and I don't need anymore Broah. I don't even need Noah.


ETA: Good. Thank God for that. I thought GP was really insane for a few minutes, there.

Oh thank the lord.

I feel bad for the guy who plays him, coz he seemed lovely, but Kevin was just such a :yawn: character.

Oh yay, fic!


Imma have HD moobies to share later, love, if yo' interested.