This ^
I don't find any of the candidates so irritating that I literally can't stand to see their face.
But I would slap Tom for his brown-nosing in the boardroom, so cringy.

Vincent deserves one too come to mention it, he thought he was "it" and he really wasn't... he looks like Begbie from Trainspotting

Not Alex though, he was a smug sleazy prick but he was hot

without a doubt....Vincent!!

Do any of this lot look like they could go WITHOUT a slap? I hate the "serious" face. Very slappable

Susan!

Zoe for sure, but then it would make no difference cos she looks like she has been slapped anyway.

Good point - even were I an Octopus I wouldn't know which ones to start slapping first.

Its gotta be Natasha

Problem with that queue would be you would have to queue to slap everyone in the queue it's self.

Melody and Susan. Seeing as DS is home to pervy men , i'd put them in lycra and charge people to throw mud over them.

You'd be better off sticking a pole in the middle of the boardroom

You're verging into the realms of fantasy again.

Oi! I resemble that remark!

No, I'm really not. It's you that's been doing that, conjuring up some snotty and insulting manner Susan supposedly had when she commented on people in Birmingham being poor.

First of all no supposedly about it, and the Merry Hill Centre is not in Birmingham.

Secondly I am conjuring nothing up, I am commenting on what I saw. Something you do rather alot so you cannot criticise anyone else for doing that. Indeed you continually state your opinion as fact and expect us all to accept it as such.

Thirdly I was responding to your vile attack on Karren so please do not attempt to duck the issue. You were wrong about Karren.

I'd hardly characterise "spiteful look of triumph she gets when she's bringing up something against Susan" as "a vile attack".

Just as with Karren's comments, just a wee bit OTT.

I want to be first in line to heartily slap Melody.
She is so full of her own importance that she desreves every virtual slap directed at her mug.

They went to Birmingham. If the centre they were in wasn't in Birmingham, it's just outside it. That's mere pedantry.

I have not stated my opinion as fact. I may not specifically state at all times that it is opinion, as this would be cumbersome, but it should be generally understood what is opinion (even strongly-held opinion) and what is fact.

Indeed you are the one saying that "there is no supposedly about it" about your allegations against Susan, so you really are doing what you accuswe me of doing. In fact there is a "supposedly" about it; I heard no contempt in Susan's tone. If you felt you did, that's your opinion. Just as my interpretation of Karren's tone is mine.

There have been a few of them in this series Edna, Vincent but of the ones that are left I`d go for vile Melody.
She`d tread on anyone if it would get her what she wants, even LS.I`mn sure she bever learnt her tactics from `her mentor` the Dalai Lama!
She`d get the most slaps but I`d also like to slap Natasha & Karren Brady (ok she`s not a candidate but she definitely deserves a slap for being so b#tchy)

I take it you wouldnt book Melody for a talk at your kids school (presupposing you have kids) then?.

Coming to a school near you!....

I do like the bit about the queen mentioning her in the xmas speech, no chance of it being true is there?....

The black one called Edna or Vera

The only one i would'nt want to slap is Nick, and the one i really want to slap more than anybody else is Sugar, i think sometimes on the task he changes the goal posts and the advice he gives one week in the boardroom he will just change willy-nilly a few weeks later because it suites, the team who has finnished with the most money.

Perhaps that is why the people who have won in the past have only stayed with him a short time.

It would be interesting to hear from one of his employees what he really is like to work for, but he seems to surround himself with kiss asses like nick, brady and the people who do the interviews at the end of the series.

After the last task, Melody deserves a whole bloody legion of slaps until that smug, 'up herself' face is knocked out.
Zoe deserves a good punch in the face to wipe that horrible, yellowy smile off her face. If a punch doesnt work, throw her off a cliff.
(I'd also personally give Natasha a slap, just because of those expressions in the boardroom. Chew your weed afterwards woman!)

Quite good from what we've heard.

Provided, obviously, that you are not a blagger or a shmoozer.

Although she's not a contestant, it would have to be Karren Brady for me.

If ever someone need a good b!tch slapping about the face, it's her!