Zoe, for me. Grade A mardy bitch.

From the chaps it is Tom, he has not mastered the art of shaving so how could the numpty run a business, scruffy git.

From the chapesses it is Melody, far too smug for someone of no real talent.

Jim and Melody.

Jim - no idea what he's like in real life, but in TA, he appears manipulative, cowardly and weak

Melody - no idea what she's like in real life either, but in almost every episode, she appears spiteful, selfish and self-righteous

melody, the old slapper

I'm going to get lynched for this but......Tom.

It's the way he holds his lips and does the weird movements with his eyes it seriously annoys me. Lovely guy though.

I don't follow this series but happened to catch last week's episode and it's Melody for me. She simply doesn't know her place. I could have slapped her repeatedly when she was rolling her eyes while her contemporary was having his mistakes detailed. I would keep her in for the comic element but doubt she has a hope of winning. She's not ambitious, she's greedy - two different things.

Edna. That hideous conceited pout seems makes her look like she's been slapped from both sides at the same time.

Attitude wise, it'd have to be Melody then Karren, again still followed by Edna.

I would want Karen Brady to go toe to toe with Natasha, they have one arm tied behind their back so they'll have to swing hard to get good purchase.
The contest will conclude when both contestants have cuts to their left cheek and Lord Sid calls an end to the proceedings with a loud cry of " it's the BLOODY Apprentice"

I think this is a pretty shallow question. It's basically inviting us to judge people on their appearance, rather than on how they behave.

Anyway, now that that's out of the way: Karren. With a gauntlet on.

Since when on earth does presence or lack of facial hair indicate someone's ability to run a business? What a weird comment!

What makes it even more amusing is that you've conveniently failed to notice that Sralan hasn't 'mastered the art of shaving' either. Nor, I believe, has Richard Branson? Blimey, how on earth could those numpties run businesses? Tssk tssk, terrible...

Me too. In a bikini oil wrestling struggle to nakedness. Marvellous!

I've read some sick Sh*t on these forums........and this idea is one of the sickest.
I have no desire to see Brady's milky White, stretch marked thighs on my 46 incher in high definition.
I did a straw poll of men in my lounge (hubby & brother) I asked for a one word description of Brady, in unison they hollered "Munter".......you are in need of help unreality tv

I suspect slapping Melody would earn somebody a right hook...





...and rightly so - annoying? yes! justification for assault? no.

Munter? I dont rate her in her role on ths show, but that's nothing to do with her appearance, which is fine.
Isn't it a foul thing to call a woman. What enables people to be so nasty and crude?

Zoe!

The way people talk about people they dislike tells you a lot about them, their families and their upbringing.

Referring to someone in that way indicates a very base mentality and is certainly nothing of which to be proud.

Found it!

the idea of MElody and Helen wrestling in oil, does sound better than a slapping contest