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She's a clear example that there is a way back from crack addiction and prostitution
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Mister Maganese
23-06-2011
You know, there's hope. No matter how low you sink.
DefyingGravity!
23-06-2011
I agree, always have hope and also faith (whatever it may be in) and you can turn your life around.
Button62
23-06-2011
Of whom do you speak ?
Miriam_R
23-06-2011
I didn't really get his humour and I can usually laugh at most things.

If he thought her thinness was good for the crack joke then I sort of see it but with the prostituiton comment, I didn't really get it. Or was it meant to be ironic because she's got that kind of prim and maybe even snooty look about her which would make the comment so far off that it would be funny? I just didn't understand the joke annoyingly, lol.

Feel free to enlighten me.
LIZALYNN
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by Miriam_R:
“I didn't really get his humour and I can usually laugh at most things.

If he thought her thinness was good for the crack joke then I sort of see it but with the prostituiton comment, I didn't really get it. Or was it meant to be ironic because she's got that kind of prim and maybe even snooty look about her which would make the comment so far off that it would be funny? I just didn't understand the joke annoyingly, lol.

Feel free to enlighten me.”

Absolutely with you on this Miriam.
I didn't get the joke either. To me it sounded like a rather nasty thing to say and not funny at all.
Jepson
23-06-2011
I was astounded as the 'joke' progressed.

I kept expecting them to say something about joke/lawyers but nothing came.

The original one liner from the comedian was actually funny because she looks so unlike anyone who's ever been a crack addict.

But the way they carried it on was crass.
aussie_dave_
23-06-2011
I thought it was hysterical, but I did imagine this morning get complaints on the BBC switchboard from Daily Mail readers.
Handers
23-06-2011
I laughed!
Shrike
23-06-2011
Micky Flanaghan did look like he felt a bit out of place last night - perhaps he should stick to Mock the week!
meglosmurmurs
23-06-2011
I was kind of shocked and grossed out by it, like 'Errr excuse me?' o_O

If I was Helen I'd be kind of mad.
Radical Joe
23-06-2011
I'm sure Helen has a sense of humour. Only a massive idiot would think for one second that he was suggesting she really was a crackhead prostitute. I would like to think that most people would've realised he was making a joke on her 'perfect' persona.
soulmate61
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by Miriam_R:
“I didn't really get his humour and I can usually laugh at most things.

If he thought her thinness was good for the crack joke then I sort of see it but with the prostituiton comment, I didn't really get it. Or was it meant to be ironic because she's got that kind of prim and maybe even snooty look about her which would make the comment so far off that it would be funny? I just didn't understand the joke annoyingly, lol.

Feel free to enlighten me.”

It was a complete non-sequitur. The guy had no idea how to upstage a candidate who made a 200,000-euro sale obliterating Liz Locke's £99,000 record. Unable to find clay feet on the monument he sought notoriety from defacing it.
Moomin
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by soulmate61:
“It was a complete non-sequitur. The guy had no idea how to upstage a candidate who made a 200,000-euro sale obliterating Liz Locke's £99,000 record. Unable to find clay feet on the monument he sought notoriety from defacing it.”

It was a joke - based on a completely unlikely scenario - NOT a put-down.
manforktorch
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by soulmate61:
“It was a complete non-sequitur. The guy had no idea how to upstage a candidate who made a 200,000-euro sale obliterating Liz Locke's £99,000 record. Unable to find clay feet on the monument he sought notoriety from defacing it.”

You take this shit far too seriously.
RiDsTeR
23-06-2011
I thought it was a bit of a random thing to say, and I too didn't really understand the joke
Sweet FA
23-06-2011
I didn't get it either. But even if I had, I very much doubt I would have found it funny...
DUNDEEBOY
23-06-2011
I didn't realise she had been that low in her life.

She has done well to recover from it
unclekevo
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“I didn't realise she had been that low in her life.

She has done well to recover from it”

She hasn't, it was a joke about her perfect persona
DUNDEEBOY
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by unclekevo:
“She hasn't, it was a joke about her perfect persona”

I know
1066andallthat
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by Miriam_R:
“I didn't really get his humour and I can usually laugh at most things.

If he thought her thinness was good for the crack joke then I sort of see it but with the prostituiton comment, I didn't really get it. Or was it meant to be ironic because she's got that kind of prim and maybe even snooty look about her which would make the comment so far off that it would be funny? I just didn't understand the joke annoyingly, lol.

Feel free to enlighten me.”

So, you did get it!
Miriam_R
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by 1066andallthat:
“So, you did get it!”

Well if I get a joke, I laugh immediately. But I didn't, I just thought.......what is he on about?!

I hope they don't have him on again, lol.
Jepson
23-06-2011
Originally Posted by Miriam_R:
“Well if I get a joke, I laugh immediately. But I didn't, I just thought.......what is he on about?!

I hope they don't have him on again, lol.”

He was pretty poor on that programme. (I'm not familiar with him elsewhere.)

But I still think, as a one liner, it was quite funny. It was their dragging it out that ruined it and made it rather gross.
1066andallthat
24-06-2011
Originally Posted by Jepson:
“He was pretty poor on that programme. (I'm not familiar with him elsewhere.)

But I still think, as a one liner, it was quite funny. It was their dragging it out that ruined it and made it rather gross.”

You just have to look at Alvin Hall's reaction to see that it was extremely funny if you have that sense of humour. On iPlayer at 22:45. Seeing it again, it was the build up to the punch line that made it. Dara O Briain destroyed it.
Toggler
24-06-2011
Originally Posted by Miriam_R:
“Well if I get a joke, I laugh immediately. But I didn't, I just thought.......what is he on about?!

I hope they don't have him on again, lol.”

Me too, it was a pathetic excuse for humour.
Sweet FA
25-06-2011
Originally Posted by 1066andallthat:
“So, you did get it!”

Originally Posted by 1066andallthat:
“You just have to look at Alvin Hall's reaction to see that it was extremely funny if you have that sense of humour. On iPlayer at 22:45. Seeing it again, it was the build up to the punch line that made it. Dara O Briain destroyed it.”

Yeah, it was almost as funny as Frankie Boyle's joke about Harvey.:yawn:

(Alvin, like a lot of Americans, tend to laugh at all our 'jokes' out of politeness as they don't really get British humour and don't wish to look silly.)
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