Wow Miss Positive I love how you always see the glass as half full Emz.

BIB1: Totally disagree but you knew that anyway
BIB2: COMPLETELY agree, I think SJS who plays him is a woeful actor although the character is becoming more fascinating and more much sinister which does attracts a certain level of intrigue. Its just a shame the actor isn't really up to it otherwise he could have the potential to be an amazing bad guy.

tooooo far!!!! even im not as bad as those essex ***** :/ pfffft lauren is not who you think she is, shes a mean girl!!!! the only thing i admire about her is her mullet and her ability to give me bread in the morning.

BIB: This made me spit my water out hahahahahahaha. Its so true though, two complete looney tunes "I will kill you" - oh do me a favour love, it just made me roll my eyes at her threat, although I wouldn't underestimate Ronnie I do believe she's an evil witch capable of many evil deeds as we've seen. And she did want Michael killed a few months back for simply being Tommy's biological father I definitely agree with your assessment of Michael, he's a typical bully and sicko, they do seek out those who are most susceptible and at their weakest and then he pounces. And we know that the night Kat slept with him she was completely vulnerable, drunk and all alone in a foreign country while her husband was just banged up and she had a gang of crooks after her. Michael preyed on her like the sick creep he is!!!

This reminds me Sam Womack said in her interview with Hello that Poppy was a good addition to the how - um how????? I don't find them funny at all either I think a car crash is funnier The next few weeks don't look good and Kat and Alfie aren't in it after next Tuesday.

I too am looking forward to the Kat & Janine scene on Friday, I am loving Janine at the moment though - she was brilliant in that outfit which Julie gave her

You do remind me of them a lot, that's why I just don't like them LOL I'm kidding..............well.......... Lauren's mullet is wicked, if she dyed it blonde she would be EXACTLY like Little Mo when she had her amazingly sexual mullet back in 2005 But I do admire Loz, when I grow up I want to be able to OWN people the way she does <3

hahaha!

and yep, i knew you would

i love Michael as a character, think he's brill.. but he just can't act, and if i notice his weird way of acting in any scene, it's all i can think about

Ronnie is definitely capable of evil acts you can't get much lower than stealing someone's baby and then sitting back and watch them bury and grieve for a baby that isn't theirs - yet in Jack and Roxy's eyes it's like all she did was steal a bag of crisps from the Vic. She committed fraud, abduction and kidnap to name but a few of her convictions. I think her and Michael should be put on a slow boat to China together and they can do what they want to each other then

Michael has so far preyed on Kat, Roxy and Ronnie - makes you fear who's next on his list I just hope he stays the hell away from Kat, Tommy & Alfie.

BIB: Did Sam say that? Wow I have no words for that. Maybe she was just being kind about the girl who plays Poppy as I have no other reason why she would think so Beyond next week where Kat and Alfie apparently go off on holiday I have no clue what's happening and I don't think I really care either. More Masoods? Eastenders in Brighton with more Whitney/Ryan garbage? Dot's new sister? Billy's new granddaughter? :sleep: YAWN!!!!

I love Janine, I think her and Lauren are the only two characters in the show I'm liking at the minute. Janine being a millionaire will be hilarious but I'm interested to see how they'll play it as we know she won't stay a millionaire for long as one of her motivations for being evil is money so without that need she won't be the Janine we know really.

LOL I just read my post back and it had about 948048903 mistakes in it so I'm just glad you were able to make sense of it haha. I still find Michael very annoying and I personally don't like him but he is fascinating but is it in a good way, I'm not sure. The way he moves his neck actually in scenes is so weird I don't know how to explain it but like in the scene with Ronnie aaaages ago where he told her she wouldn't understand Kat and Alfie's pain and he really let rip at her, he did a weird thing with his neck like he was thrusting his head higher He did it again the other night when he stormed out of the Vic after Eddie asked Kat could Tyler stay. I don't know what it is or if that even made any sense but he does it quite a bit and I find it distracting and weird. Then add that to the shitting acting he does anyway and I'm just like blah.

Hate to say it but that sums up the next few weeks your forgetting more of Tanya & Max getting it on and Afia and Tamwar been homeless oh and more Mercy crap :sleep: But the Janine stuff should be good as well as the Lauren stuff but I think that's it :yawn:

And yes Sam did say that - it was also quoted on DS as well.


He reminds me of a Turkey or a chicken - they have the same wierd head movements

Haha as Kat says people were acting like "She'd lost her purse and found it again" Like its no big deal I mean come on I know its a soap but the reactions of those directly involved and those not directly involved to this storyline has been ridiculous and complete BS. A soap is supposed to be somewhat true to live, EE totally cocked up on that one!

I'm just wondering what the charges against Ronnie will be, I'm guess just kidnapping. I wonder could she be charged with "Perverting the Course of Justice" but then she didn't have any involvement with the police before she turned herself in. The only lies she told to anyone with any authority was the midwife and I guess she wouldn't count for such a charge to be upheld. Shame really, the more charges she was facing the better even though I still think she'll get off.

I have a feeling that Michael's next obsession with either be Kat or Tommy or both. I hope I'm wrong and its someone like Rainie but having Michael be Tommy's biological father has to come into play at some stage. EE did it as a plot device to create more drama and have someone in the middle of Kat and Alfie's marriage again. I'm only waiting for it all to kick off.

Do you know what I love right, is when I bugger off and don't even check the thread and I come back to find pages of admiring posts about me, you're clearly someone special if your presence is felt when you not even around thanks for massaging my ego it's just inflated about 3 sizes it's half way to being Shane sized now.

Good ep tonight I thought, Kat looks like she's been hit with a shovel, Ronnie's crying in the same tone we've heard for four years, what is she crying about now? Who knows there's enough to choose from, Michael shoving his face into Ronnie's despite it being rejected four times, Jack going to bed for a nice early night when his wife is facing life imprisonment, Billy threatening someone by holding his hand and us getting another running commentary on Julie's hygenie problems, I think it's safe to say the shows in amazing shape right now,

To be fair, it had Janine in a shellsuit walking down the market. Amazing...

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ps hardly 'pages' it was a few posts by mary, who i secretly thinking was saying those things to wind me up. pps i am no longer going to be sarcastic. ever.

But to get that personal highlight of the ep I had to endure one of the most painful convo's of EE history which went something like this..
"you got my call"
"I got your call"
"that could have been my grandad"
"that could have been your grandad"
"this is sexual discrimination"
"that was sexual discrimination"
Jeez if I wanted to hear the same thing two times over I would use the rewind button, it was ALMOST worth enduring for Janine's nit comment but not quite, I would have rather spent half hour pulling off my fingernails

I ****ing hate those two. Seriously, I just hate them.

You see this right here is exactly why I love you Lauren, you're such a legend I'm going to make your head the size of Shane's if it kills me LOL. And Kezza was baffled why I thought her post was as if you had possessed her body. Tonight's episode was the best I've ever seen, it was far better than the Kat/Zoe reveal episode. Totally epic and I can see it winning so many awards. Best Single Episode all the way

I'm sorry I'm not quite sure as to why you're still talking It would be admirable if you could just be modest and accept the fact people on here accept my amazingness even if you're blind to it, if you can't hack it I would very much appreciate it if you would get your jacket

You are Lauren's twin/double/soulmates, stop crying about it FGS And I would NEVER wind you up, I'm offended

yes people on here really do, all one of them are sharing the love tonight oh the hack it joke, original.


HA. and just because we are soulmates it doesnt mean i have to like her!!! oh and no, youd never ever wind me up. ps follow @cherylcole

Funny its how I imagine you and Kezza's conversations but with the added:
"If you can't hack it get your jacket"
"Yeah? Whatever!"
"I'm turning my swag on."
"Yeah? Whatever!"

The Kat/Zoe reveal wasn't that that ep where that woman said something about being Zoe's mum or something what ever happened to that woman, she was a great character?!

Kezzaboom, what would you do if I got a reply from Chav Cole and you didn't? Would you cry? Hahahaha I think I might actually follow her and be nice to her just to wind you up, or I could follow her and be nasty But then I can't be arsed, she's not important enough for me to do that

Yeah it was something like that, I think it was when the amazing woman, Kat I think her name was told Zoe she was her Mum that Janine girl came speeding around the corner and knocked Kat down and she died in Zoe's arms.......................oh wait

We all know 00-05 Kat is dead anyway we should have had a funeral for her but I guess we've been in mourning for months on here

Urm it's not a joke and it's rather original considering I constructed that fine sentence, unlike some I don't take my gimicks and sayings from programmes ranging between towie, teen mom and back to towie