Oh that's good then. And that's not strange at all

I can't function here if people know that twice a month I put on half an ounce of spandex and hide a dove in my... let's just say it's not comfortable for me or the dove.

Nope it's not strange, I hardly notice them anymore.

Oh that's fine then You sure have an interesting life.

Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.

This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.

- That one's for you Snowy!

I was expecting applause but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

I like you 10% more now

You can't go wrong with The Dark Knight

Remember people we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

Only 10% How much did you like me before?

90%, somewhere around that. I would have to look it up + 10% of course

Wowee, it feels good to be me at the moment!

I feel like rainbows with flying pigs right now.

Haha, i bet it is

Haha, glad to have helped you reach a new level of happiness

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 has been given 4 stars, which is great

I want to be confused with you.

Reaching the next stage was tough but you pulled me through. I'm slowly climbing up with just my teeth.

Haha, well you rest now, because this is a very high level you just reached Plus you you're having your days off right now, so that will only give more reason to stay on this level

Yep, I'm gonna geek out on saturday at comic con! Brap! Then Legally Blonde! Woop! Fun times.

And make (if possible) pictures for us other geeks

That sure sounds like an epic day. No wonder you're happy

I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

Here are the peeps that will be there: http://www.londonfilmandcomiccon.com/
Any particular peeps you want me to take pics off? I know you guys want Karen Gillan (whoever she is )

I will try to meet Christopher Lloyd as he's a legend, doing a photoshoot with him too.

You look gross when you cry. You know that?

Hey hey hey hey, spiders got to die, so trees can grow.

Yes, the 1960's batmobile, brent Spiner and Lea Thompson.

He sure is a legend. He was great in Back To The Future

Cool, I'll write that down. I met Lea Thompson at an event a few years ago, she was very nice.
Do you want autographs from Brent or Christopher as I'm meeting them anyway. They are pricey though! Once again I won't be eating for another 3 months or so.