*throws a bucket of well rotted comfrey leaves over Sr ,Gemo,and Sleeps, and backs off from the stink* 
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 14)
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Originally Posted by derbyshire duck:
“*throws a bucket of well rotted comfrey leaves over Sr ,Gemo,and Sleeps, and backs off from the stink*”
“*throws a bucket of well rotted comfrey leaves over Sr ,Gemo,and Sleeps, and backs off from the stink*
”
* Watches DD playing with our holograms *
Originally Posted by derbyshire duck:
“*throws a bucket of well rotted comfrey leaves over Sr ,Gemo,and Sleeps, and backs off from the stink*”
“*throws a bucket of well rotted comfrey leaves over Sr ,Gemo,and Sleeps, and backs off from the stink*
”
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
* Watches DD playing with our holograms *”
“
* Watches DD playing with our holograms *”
Sad isn't it?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Sad isn't it?”
“
Sad isn't it?
”
Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*”
“Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*”
& there was me thinking a cow jumped over the moon ! theres hope for you yet porker !!!
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*”
“Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*”
Riiiiight........*calls for the men in white coats* I suspect you're suffering from piggy flu.......or maybe you're just completely nuts!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Riiiiight........*calls for the men in white coats* I suspect you're suffering from piggy flu.......or maybe you're just completely nuts!”
“Riiiiight........*calls for the men in white coats* I suspect you're suffering from piggy flu.......or maybe you're just completely nuts!
”
I'm a man in a white coat. You rang Milady?
Morning yoo.
Originally Posted by Zero gravitas:
“I'm a man in a white coat. You rang Milady?
Morning yoo.”
“I'm a man in a white coat. You rang Milady?
Morning yoo.
”
Ahhhh mornin yooo Mr Grabitas.......we have a problem with the porker here *points* completely off her trolley. Do you have the injection ready to put her out of her (& my) misery?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Ahhhh mornin yooo Mr Grabitas.......we have a problem with the porker here *points* completely off her trolley. Do you have the injection ready to put her out of her (& my) misery?”
“Ahhhh mornin yooo Mr Grabitas.......we have a problem with the porker here *points* completely off her trolley. Do you have the injection ready to put her out of her (& my) misery?
”
Unfortunately I left the syringe at home, but I do have a rather large sledge hammer in my doctors bag that might just do the job.
Originally Posted by Zero gravitas:
“Unfortunately I left the syringe at home, but I do have a rather large sledge hammer in my doctors bag that might just do the job.”
“Unfortunately I left the syringe at home, but I do have a rather large sledge hammer in my doctors bag that might just do the job.
”
Oh that'll do fine. Fancy a BBQ later today?
Originally Posted by Zero gravitas:
“I'm a man in a white coat. You rang Milady?
Morning yoo.”
“I'm a man in a white coat. You rang Milady?
Morning yoo.
”
*prods Grab-a-vase to check whether he's mythical or not*
So, is "milady" in your language "minging withch" in mine......................i think it is!
*whacks Sr with a pair of rancid kippers for good measure*
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“*prods Grab-a-vase to check whether he's mythical or not*
So, is "milady" in your language "minging withch" in mine......................i think it is!
*whacks Sr with a pair of rancid kippers for good measure*”
“*prods Grab-a-vase to check whether he's mythical or not*
So, is "milady" in your language "minging withch" in mine......................i think it is!
*whacks Sr with a pair of rancid kippers for good measure*”
Poor poor deluded porker.......would be kinder to put her out of her misery methinks. Quite fancy a nice big bacon sandwich.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Poor poor deluded porker.......would be kinder to put her out of her misery methinks. Quite fancy a nice big bacon sandwich.”
“Poor poor deluded porker.......would be kinder to put her out of her misery methinks. Quite fancy a nice big bacon sandwich.
”
I'll sell the rest on the van !!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'll sell the rest on the van !!”
“I'll sell the rest on the van !!
”
I'm sure there will be plenty for you to sell.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Poor poor deluded porker.......would be kinder to put her out of her misery methinks. Quite fancy a nice big bacon sandwich.”
“Poor poor deluded porker.......would be kinder to put her out of her misery methinks. Quite fancy a nice big bacon sandwich.
”
Is that your pet name for me, "bacon sandwich"?? Aww how sweet!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'll sell the rest on the van !!”
“I'll sell the rest on the van !!
”
Careful now sneaker, environmental health may be on the look out for ya!
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*”
“Very sad that you think we believe in holograms! Holograms are mythical creatures who lived in Honah Lee together with Puff the magic dragon!
*points and laughs*”
Don’t be daft, them’s chiaroscuros.
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Is that your pet name for me, "bacon sandwich"?? Aww how sweet!
Careful now sneaker, environmental health may be on the look out for ya!”
“Is that your pet name for me, "bacon sandwich"?? Aww how sweet!
Careful now sneaker, environmental health may be on the look out for ya!
”
Your a fine one tae talk porker, with the environment you live in !
Evening thready son
*calls environmental health*
Yes yes, that's right. Sneaker bought a fish and chip van from Ian Beale, and now he's selling Bacon sandwiches instead of Fish and Chips.
*listens*
Controlled explosion? Well if you think it's necessary.
*hangs up and sniggers*
Yes yes, that's right. Sneaker bought a fish and chip van from Ian Beale, and now he's selling Bacon sandwiches instead of Fish and Chips.
*listens*
Controlled explosion? Well if you think it's necessary.
*hangs up and sniggers*
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“*calls environmental health*
Yes yes, that's right. Sneaker bought a fish and chip van from Ian Beale, and now he's selling Bacon sandwiches instead of Fish and Chips.
*listens*
Controlled explosion? Well if you think it's necessary.
*hangs up and sniggers*”
“*calls environmental health*
Yes yes, that's right. Sneaker bought a fish and chip van from Ian Beale, and now he's selling Bacon sandwiches instead of Fish and Chips.
*listens*
Controlled explosion? Well if you think it's necessary.
*hangs up and sniggers*”
Are you - JK Rowling ?
* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives chin tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives duck tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives chin tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives duck tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*”
“* gives thready tea & muffins* *gives chin tea & muffins* *gives SR tea & muffins* *gives duck tea & muffins* *gives sleeps tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins*”
Originally Posted by thready:
“Fanks Joe.”
“Fanks Joe.
”
Oooh yummy, ta much *tucks in*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Are you - JK Rowling ?”
“
Are you - JK Rowling ?”
You'd like me if I was, wouldn't you??!! And then you'd give me tea and muffins, wouldn't you..............................fortunately I have some very nice truffles instead!
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“You'd like me if I was, wouldn't you??!! And then you'd give me tea and muffins, wouldn't you..............................fortunately I have some very nice truffles instead!”
“You'd like me if I was, wouldn't you??!! And then you'd give me tea and muffins, wouldn't you..............................fortunately I have some very nice truffles instead!
”
Oink, Oink.
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