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The Grumpy Old Women Thread... (Part 17)
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snowy ghost
02-10-2012
Originally Posted by ImaPlum:
“hellos :P

io just thought iw'd rwrite a little noteb eopfr i got to beda. I've had lt little dinrkie tongiht. my landy lad had eld me astrly. She kept gigvingme shots to drink and tehry wer very ltovely. i aaacna't type what they wr re as it's ar ude nam,m but cowbyoas wer involeved./

Then we apladyed tables tennis., me amy friend, her boyrfroend and anotehr frined and the dog. NOw ists nealry bed time and i don't want to lied bdonwn because the rookm might sping a bit .

Gpt wprk tomroow - oh dreirie me! Bes tnigh for ages!

Pst i corrented the obviosu errors I lvoe everyone now! aprt from him, whom i don';t love. see i got my grammmar rigth whom.”

snowy ghost
02-10-2012
evening all
Amica
02-10-2012
Originally Posted by ImaPlum:
“I was blowing itnot one fo those breakhtlayser things and surpignsly it coame up that i was over the limt ti who would hve thoght it!

My policy is like the sgong - i'll go wher your mustic takes me wher the rtymns somehings me .... I could corret my typs but mehhh! I'm going to blame my nailsnwo too collettte - good thingkin!”

Your nails must be really long. Hope the hangover is short xx
Sadperson
02-10-2012
Originally Posted by ImaPlum:
“hellos :P

io just thought iw'd rwrite a little noteb eopfr i got to beda. I've had lt little dinrkie tongiht. my landy lad had eld me astrly. She kept gigvingme shots to drink and tehry wer very ltovely. i aaacna't type what they wr re as it's ar ude nam,m but cowbyoas wer involeved./

Then we apladyed tables tennis., me amy friend, her boyrfroend and anotehr frined and the dog. NOw ists nealry bed time and i don't want to lied bdonwn because the rookm might sping a bit .

Gpt wprk tomroow - oh dreirie me! Bes tnigh for ages!

Pst i corrented the obviosu errors I lvoe everyone now! aprt from him, whom i don';t love. see i got my grammmar rigth whom.”

Post of the thread

I need to drink more
ImaPlum
02-10-2012
Morning all

I feel a little fragile this morning but probably not as fragile as I deserve It may yet come back to bite me on the bum later though as I have to go to work in a little while!

I was trying to remember how long it would have been since I'd had more than one drink and it must be over 11 years. I don't think I'll make a habit of it but it was an excellent night considering I had no idea it was going to happen!

Anyway, I better tootle off and make sure I have some headache tablets ready for later - I've already taken a couple on the assumption that something bad is brewing!
Collette
02-10-2012
Nah forget the headache tablets, just have another naughty named cowboy drink (?) and delay the inevitable
batgirl
03-10-2012
You listen to Collette Plummy. She knows what she's talking about.
ImaPlum
03-10-2012
I'm subscribing to the "never again" school of thought at the moment I'm still feeling a bit under the weather not full scale awful just bleuarrrghh and mehhh!

I had better be feeling better by tomorrow as I have a full days work tomorrow, I swapped shifts with one of the other ladies as she couldn't get vacation care for her sons yesterday, so I'm going to do her full day shift and she is going to do my 4 hours, but she will do them after 5 when her ex can look after the boys. The company won't lose out, so the grocery manager saw the logic in the swap, but I'm betting that we'll get told off by the store manager when she gets back as (a) she likes picking on the other lady and (b) she doesn't like giving me hours. I can think of no reasonable explanation apart from the fact that she is a sour old crow!
handymelon
03-10-2012
I vanish for a couple of days and look what young Plum gets up to!

I loves drunked typos, I does - splendid!
Seriously, Plums, really glad you had a fab night. Hope your suffering has receeded

I could give you all a list of hwat I've been doing but srsly - sooooo not worth it. Lets just say lots of housework/tidying up, various social events of the four-year-old kind and loads of bloody WORK. Gah!
KJ44
03-10-2012
She lives in a land down under
Where ... and women chunder?
snowy ghost
03-10-2012
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“She lives in a land down under
Where ... and women chunder?
”

ImaPlum
03-10-2012
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“She lives in a land down under
Where ... and women chunder?
”

Oooh I so did not chunder I was at one point moderately proud of myself for this and then I remembered that sometimes a hangover could be avoided if aforementioned chunder had happened. This morning i feel more like myself. It will be a while before I repeat Tuesday's bad behaviour
Sadperson
03-10-2012
Originally Posted by ImaPlum:
“Oooh I so did not chunder I was at one point moderately proud of myself for this and then I remembered that sometimes a hangover could be avoided if aforementioned chunder had happened. This morning i feel more like myself. It will be a while before I repeat Tuesday's bad behaviour ”

That post will still go down in history

I do wish my email notifications would stop arsing about

I also wish it was Friday. This is because tomorrow night I have to deliver a talk to some parents and former colleagues and my tummy is already doing back flips. I'd so much rather have been at the beer festival
ImaPlum
03-10-2012
Originally Posted by Sadperson:
“That post will still go down in history

I do wish my email notifications would stop arsing about

I also wish it was Friday. This is because tomorrow night I have to deliver a talk to some parents and former colleagues and my tummy is already doing back flips. I'd so much rather have been at the beer festival ”

You should have seen the email I sent one of my brothers rather randomly midst an explanation as to why it was a "gmost expcellent idena" to write at that moment I included a sentence "There's a psider running down the wal." I presume there must have been ... it's like Catchphrase, say what you see, or in my case type what you see
batgirl
04-10-2012
Oh Plummy, you're so funny. In a good way.

Me, well, I had another dream about Simon Cowell wanting to shag me. I'm concerned. Very concerned.
KJ44
04-10-2012
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Me, well, I had another dream about Simon Cowell wanting to shag me. I'm concerned. Very concerned.”

He started slowly rolling down his trousers starting from the waistband, but it took so long you'd woken up, right?
batgirl
04-10-2012
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“He started slowly rolling down his trousers starting from the waistband, but it took so long you'd woken up, right?”

Stop it. I'm having flashbacks now.
Amica
04-10-2012
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Oh Plummy, you're so funny. In a good way.

Me, well, I had another dream about Simon Cowell wanting to shag me. I'm concerned. Very concerned.”

Worriedaboutyou.com

I've read loads of stuff recently that says he bats for the other team - not sure I believe it but.....
batgirl
04-10-2012
Originally Posted by Amica:
“Worriedaboutyou.com

I've read loads of stuff recently that says he bats for the other team - not sure I believe it but.....”

Even more concerned.

I wouldn't mind, but he's not even my type. Why can't it be Keanu Reeves in Speed? Or a straight John Barrowman?

Or Father Dougal?
KJ44
05-10-2012
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Or Father Dougal?”

Be careful now.
batgirl
05-10-2012
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“Be careful now.”

Hmmmmm....
snowy ghost
05-10-2012
evening have been out for dinner
snowy ghost
06-10-2012
hello hello hello

no one

nada

nothing
Sadperson
06-10-2012
Dashing in...dashing out... one of those weekends. *waves madly* xxx
batgirl
06-10-2012
Evening!

Batman and I are quite enjoying being empty nesters. Lunch out, a bit of shopping, an early supper out too... Going out to the local was on the cards but we've run out of energy.
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