Originally Posted by snowy ghost:
“happy grumpy mothers day xx”
“happy grumpy mothers day xx”
Didn't realise it was today. Why does the date vary so much or Lent for that matter?
http://www.apples4theteacher.com/hol...thers-day.html
The Grumpy Old Women Thread... (Part 17)
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Didn't realise it was today. Why does the date vary so much or Lent for that matter?
http://www.apples4theteacher.com/hol...thers-day.html
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Well I'm 36 and I'm sticking to that.
Gorgeous day here. We're off to the in-laws to eat cake.
”
“Well I'm 36 and I'm sticking to that.
Gorgeous day here. We're off to the in-laws to eat cake.
”
Your real name isn't Marie Antoinette by any chance.
It's a misquote anyway.
Mothers Day and Lent vary because the date of Easter is calculated by the lunar calendar so it doesn't follow the solar one accurately.
Lent is based on Easter and Mother's Day falls within Lent.
Hope that helps... (www.uselessinformation.com)
Lent is based on Easter and Mother's Day falls within Lent.
Hope that helps... (www.uselessinformation.com)
Originally Posted by jra:
“Your real name isn't Marie Antoinette by any chance.
It's a misquote anyway.”
“Your real name isn't Marie Antoinette by any chance.
It's a misquote anyway.”
You can't beat a Jammie Dodger as far as I'm concerned so probably not.
Easter always surprises me handy but this year I'm planning to do a twig type arrangement with cute Easter eggs hanging off it, so I might get the dates right!
Busy day here, and not a lot to show for it. Roll on Friday...
Originally Posted by Sadperson:
“Permission to scream 'arsebiscuits' at the top of my voice, please.
That is all.
”
“Permission to scream 'arsebiscuits' at the top of my voice, please.
That is all.
”
Arseburgers. I've heard that somewhere before.
In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))
Handy, I love you.
jra - don't push it, buster
The sun's out again, and so should I be. Whoops. Best get dressed
jra - don't push it, buster
The sun's out again, and so should I be. Whoops. Best get dressed
Thanks handers.
Aaaaaaaaaaarsebiscuuuuuuits!!!
I knew it was going to be that kind of a day and it was. Tomorrow's shaping up nicely for more of the same. Funny thing is, if I told everyone/everything that I'm running around for to eff off, I'd actually be having a lovely time. I've got some nice bits of work, the sun's shining, I've got some quality chocolate in the house... Yup, left to my own devices, to do things for me, I'd be having a ball.
God, what a whinger I am sometimes.
Aaaaaaaaaaarsebiscuuuuuuits!!!
I knew it was going to be that kind of a day and it was. Tomorrow's shaping up nicely for more of the same. Funny thing is, if I told everyone/everything that I'm running around for to eff off, I'd actually be having a lovely time. I've got some nice bits of work, the sun's shining, I've got some quality chocolate in the house... Yup, left to my own devices, to do things for me, I'd be having a ball.
God, what a whinger I am sometimes.
Originally Posted by handymelon:
“In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))”
“In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))”
Originally Posted by handymelon:
“In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))”
“In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))”
Classic
Well, I slept but still feel like I've been run over. If I wasn't completely sure it's not the flu I'd say it was the flu.
I've got Melony's virus... she's off school feeling much better and I'm off school *not* feeling better... ack!
(Arsebiscuits)
((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))
(Arsebiscuits)
((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Aaaaaaaaaaarsebiscuuuuuuits!!!
I knew it was going to be that kind of a day and it was.”
“Aaaaaaaaaaarsebiscuuuuuuits!!!
I knew it was going to be that kind of a day and it was.”
Last night at 7:34 pm, she thought it was all over, by 10pm it was.
Originally Posted by handymelon:
“In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))”
“In view of Sad's request I thought it time for a quick re-post of the Grumpy Old Women anthem. Feel freee to join in...
There's a little ditty
When your day has been quite sh*tty
Or you feel like every thing you do is jinxed
When the dog has ate your pills
When you've got a pile of bills
When your job's a pain and frankly your life stinks
To release the strain and stress
And to give your brain a rest
It's always best to let the bile flood out
So raise your voice with me
And our grumpy family
And all across the land let's raise the shout.....
Arsebiscuits!
Get it off your chest,
Arsebiscuits!
You know it's for the best,
Arsebiscuits!
Let that sucker go,
Arsebiscuits!
It'll do you good, you know!
When you've had a good a good old holler
Then a spell of calm will foller
And you'll find that roaring torrent's now a lake
There's a new dawn on the way
And there'll come a brighter day
And until then, let's stuff ourselves with cake!!!!!
Arsebiscuits!
Pass the chocolate, please,
Arsebiscuits!
And the things on sticks with cheese
Arsebiscuits!
A glass or two of wine
Arsebiscuits!
And the world is looking fine!
(((((((((((((GOWs))))))))))))))))))”
Like it.
Originally Posted by Sadperson:
“jra - don't push it, buster”
“jra - don't push it, buster
”
Indeed. It was quite a derogatory term to use.
*** looks outside for Roger ***
GRUMP.
I burned the tea slightly earlier tonight, so didn't notice a burning smell over and above the expected aftermath.
Now I find some inconsiderate muppet is burning garden waste and if you go outside it stinks and it hurts to breathe.
GRUMP.
I burned the tea slightly earlier tonight, so didn't notice a burning smell over and above the expected aftermath.
Now I find some inconsiderate muppet is burning garden waste and if you go outside it stinks and it hurts to breathe.
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