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Old 07-08-2011, 14:26
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Young Sad is on the night bus to Scotland

I just know I'm going to still be awake at 4.30am when he's due to arrive there, fretting in case they forget to pick him up from the bus station

Mr Sad has fixed the washing machine... damn, that means I have to use it ...

There's an old Polish saying... He who fixes it, uses it.

Hope Young Sad got there okay.
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Old 07-08-2011, 15:46
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Young Sad is on the night bus to Scotland

I just know I'm going to still be awake at 4.30am when he's due to arrive there, fretting in case they forget to pick him up from the bus station

Mr Sad has fixed the washing machine... damn, that means I have to use it ...
Not at all - what's wrong with this?

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Young Sad will be fine - not that my reassurances will induce sleep until he arrives safe and sount.
There's an old Polish saying... He who fixes it, uses it.
I like it, I like it a lot. No longer do I need to excuse my lack of DIY skills.

Result!
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Old 07-08-2011, 16:18
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I like it, I like it a lot. No longer do I need to excuse my lack of DIY skills.
My excuse, 'cos I am a bit practical, is that ladies don't like it when blokes have a shed.

If I had a shed (or a garage) to myself, I'd have it full of tools and yogurt pots full of screws and all the stuff from my 'man drawer' and a workbench and some homebrew death cider and ...

>sigh<
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Old 07-08-2011, 16:23
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Forgive me BG, but I had to Google. Would you be so kind as to provide the phonetic equivalent of this beauty please?
Moja dupa i twoja twarz to blizniacy
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Old 07-08-2011, 22:10
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evening all
not sure what is doing my nervous system in..the coffee or the wine
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Old 08-08-2011, 00:13
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My excuse, 'cos I am a bit practical, is that ladies don't like it when blokes have a shed.

If I had a shed (or a garage) to myself, I'd have it full of tools and yogurt pots full of screws and all the stuff from my 'man drawer' and a workbench and some homebrew death cider and ...

>sigh<
You'd love it here KJ .... sometimes when they are advertising homes for sale, they'll put a picture of a humungous shed instead of the house in the advert ... it's all about the shed! Aussie men like sheds, or up here they do anyway! Huge shed for sale comes with house included.

I'm currently having a battle of wills with the cat. It's been going on for a day or two now. He is sulking because he doesn't like his cat food and is on hunger strike. I maintain that is is perfectly good food and he can eat it .... he does have dry food as an alternative, I'm not that mean. At the moment it is in a stalemate situation. He is sitting in front of the monitor glaring at me and I am ignoring his childish behaviour

Ultimately I think he will win, but I'm not letting him know that. Looks like new catfood will be going to the local cat sanctuary and I'll have to find something else. He is a fussy little toad but very entertaining.

The weekend paper had a few reasonable sounding jobs in so I'm back to letter writing and emailing this morning and trying not to think about interview tomorrow
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Old 08-08-2011, 00:26
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Fingers crossed, Plummie. You'll knock 'em dead, you know you will!

Hope Young Sad landed safely and that all in Sad Towers have consequently caught up a bit of sleep...

Better weather here today, and mostly a pleasant domesticky daybut a very tired toddler who was A Bit Silly for most of the evening and took a while to get off to sleep - again. She's off it at the moment, probably cos I'm as jumpy as a bag of fleas and it's rubbing off on her. Poor Melony.

Precautionary MRI scan at 15.45. Already pooing myself...
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Old 08-08-2011, 06:34
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Aw handy and the melon gang, huggles ((HM)) you'll be fine wishing you well xxxxxxxxx

Hi GOW how art thou

Hope you are all well and have a super fantastic Monday!
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:10
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Forgive me BG, but I had to Google. Would you be so kind as to provide the phonetic equivalent of this beauty please?
Moja dupa i twoja twarz to blizniacy
clicky
Moya doopa ee tvoya tvash to* bleezniatzy.

*this is the trickiy one as it's a 'flat' o, as in lottery. But then I imagine you'll be standing some distance away from the person you're addressing, so it probably doesn't matter...

handy - everything's crossed here. Loads of vibes too.
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Old 08-08-2011, 12:31
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*Dashes in to wave at goshie et al and send mega vibes Handy-wards*

Batty - are you sure I can't interest you in a teenage daughter?
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Old 08-08-2011, 19:07
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I imagine you'll be standing some distance away from the person you're addressing, so it probably doesn't matter...
My game plan is to shout it during a footy match. I once accompanied Polish chums to Palace, and (ahem) the supportive shouting of the lady sat next to me made my knees tremble.


(((goshie)))
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Old 08-08-2011, 19:11
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You'd love it here KJ ....

he does have dry food as an alternative,:
(a) Wanna shed down under!
(b) I can hear the elder MsKJ (engaged to be married) as I type this; she, when about 18 months old, decided to eat dry cat kibble. Breath of a thousand buffalos, and drool that could kill.
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Old 08-08-2011, 20:10
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My game plan is to shout it during a footy match. I once accompanied Polish chums to Palace, and (ahem) the supportive shouting of the lady sat next to me made my knees tremble.


(((goshie)))
I'm still not sure how safe you're going to be, but your Polish mates are bound to be impressed.

Sad - maybe we could sort out a time share?
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Old 08-08-2011, 22:25
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yoo hoo all
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Old 08-08-2011, 23:58
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Yoo-hoo...

Thanks for the vibes, chaps!
Apparently the inside of my abdomen is a proper old mess - endometriosis, bloated Fallopian tube, half a ton of giant fibroids... but nothing that's going to see me off prematurely (at the moment, at least). Phew!
Back to the gynae tomorrow to see what we do next and when...

batty - beware the offer of a daughter. Back away slowly, make sure Sad's hands are where you can see them...

KJ - LOL at the cat-biscuit story!
Melony's grossest moment not as bad as that, but pretty gross; the first time I took her to Tesco's on a solo flight (aged about 19 months) I let go of her hand for a second or two and she spotted something that had rolled under the edge of the clothing display, bent down and stuffed it in her mouth.
Me (horrified): M, what's that???????
Her: (in tones of deepest satisfaction): Grape!
Doesn't seem to have done her any harm...
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:03
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(a) Wanna shed down under!
(b) I can hear the elder MsKJ (engaged to be married) as I type this; she, when about 18 months old, decided to eat dry cat kibble. Breath of a thousand buffalos, and drool that could kill.
I ate dry cat food when I was young - it's made me the person I am today

Sending lots of healing vibes to you handy, I hope they come up with a plan to get you sorted soonly.

I am currently cacking myself quietly. Interview in an hour and a half - eeeeep! LittlePlum was giving me advice this morning.... she told me to make sure I was prepared, so I asked if that included taking a bucket with me in case I was sick? she just rolled her eyes long-sufferingly, then she told me to tell them that I was always ready to work, so I asked if I should take my dishwashing gloves and a dustpan and brush with me to show commitment, again she rolled her eyes but told me that I was to be serious, and I said well I'm a cheery person and I have to be me, to which she sagely replied ... "yes mum, be you but be a better you!" Out of the mouths of babes.....

It's ridonculous, I know I can do the job, I just need a job so much that I'm getting myself quite disproportionately wound up! I sent off another couple of job applications yesterday, so there are other irons in the fire but at the end of the day, everyone likes approval and no-one likes rejection..... waahhhhhhhh! I want my mummy!

*slaps self* .... breathe and relax ....
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:26
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Oooh Plummie - the very best of magic get a job vibes to you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HM.... don't suppose there's any chance of you slowing down and taking it easy? Hope they sort you out PDQ. ((((((((((((((((((((HM))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm going to bed... I can't watch the news any longer
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:27
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Sad - maybe we could sort out a time share?
Oh no... you really need the whole brother/sister experience as well. I'll swap you my two for your one
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Old 09-08-2011, 01:39
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Oooh Plummie - the very best of magic get a job vibes to you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HM.... don't suppose there's any chance of you slowing down and taking it easy? Hope they sort you out PDQ. ((((((((((((((((((((HM))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm going to bed... I can't watch the news any longer
Thanks for the vibes, I didn't think anyone would be up still, but glad you are off to bed now!

I know what you mean about the news - I've been watching it all unfold on Sky News and the BBC website. It's depressing/disturbing viewing. I used to work in Croydon and go past Reeves corner regularly on the bus. Too many idiots in this world, it's all so pointless.

Well, I'm going to put all that out of mind for now and will get back to reading my resume, I used to be ever so clever you know, I can't blame all my lunacy on LittlePlum,

where oh where did my brain cells go?
If you find them will you let me know
Those that remain are wasting away
lost and lonely and gone astray
Rattling around in a vacant mind
wondering why they were left behind!
Please can you help me restore my brain
So I can go start being clever again!


Hmmmmm... I really should be preparing for interview. Priorities priorities priorities.... they'll be the death of me
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:38
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ImaPlum - You are clever. You have even more knowledge now than you ever had. Just pretend you are confident - and before you know it you'll have confidence in yourself in bucket loads - to other people at first. Think of all those skills you have. You can organize, delegate, take charge, work as part of a team, multi task, prioritise, and budget. That's only scratching the surface. Your man management skills are outstanding, oh and what about your role as peacekeeper? You also know when to say something and when to keep your mouth shut. Any employer should be over the moon to have you as part of their team. Good luck with the interview x

HandyMelon - you're going through a lot just now but my fingers are crossed that the docs and those who know about these things will be able to help you the best way for you. I hope you get treatment and help very quickly and don't have to wait for ages and ages.

If we are setting up a swap shop for offspring. What's the best deal I can get for THREE yes THREE Slavettes? I'd like a couple of younger ones - aged from 11 downwards would be ideal. The Three Slavettes all come as a package but I'd be willing to consider any two of three for the right exchange.

Oh and the downstairs toilet update. The newly plastered wall is taking a wee bit of time to dry out. The new radiator (it's actually a headed towel rail - small one) we had to get 'cos someone stole the old one from the front garden was a bit of a sod to fit. Himself had to do "stuff" to the pipes then do lots of plastering. We need to wait till the plaster has dried out before putting the wallpaper on apparently. Himself reckons tomorrow is wallpaper day. It goes on, the new posh radiator goes on and we will have a dead posh downstairs loo. Just in time for #3 Slavettes' Birthday

The Slavettes have been struggling. They don't know how anyone can live with only one toilet. I told them it's how most families live. Not everyone has the luxury of having a downstairs loo. Then again not every household has 8 adults living in it at times. Goodness how do we manage with just one bathroom?
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Old 09-08-2011, 11:50
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HM - thinking of you and hoping that your treatment is speedy, painless and successful.

Plum- how did it go?

I also have teenagers but you all also seem as keen to get rid of yours as I am of mine. Maybe we shouldn't swap but just pay to have them stored somewhere till their hormones settle. Just a thought. Maybe I have been watching too much sci fi lately. I love mine dearly. Honest.
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:11
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I wish it could've been better news for you handy but at least it wasn't a real nasty. I'll continue sending good vibes until it's all over. (((gentle hug)))

Plum - update please!

Sad - as tempting as your offer sounds ( ) I'm going to keep my one for now. He probably saved my sanity today. Ma's going through a bad patch - or maybe she's just got horribly worse - and without his hugs and wise words I would've been a mess earlier. I need him to keep reminding me that I'm not reasoning with my mum but trying to reason with dementia.
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:38
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hello good evening......
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:51
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Go Lids!

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Old 09-08-2011, 22:32
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Morning all

No news re outcome of "interview", they still had 4 people to see after I left. Apparently they had 64 people apply, so at least I got into the top 5 . I don't think I'll have got it for several reasons (1) I don't think they believe I will stay if I did get it (2) they didn't actually ask me any questions they just talked at me for 25 minutes - I don't think they are used to interviewing to be honest (3) they told me I'd have to go to the Gold Coast for training (which is just outside Brisbane) and I said that would very difficult because of LittlePlum, they did say they could possibly work round that as HR bod comes up from time to time ..... and there was a 4th reason but I can't remember it now! It's a bit of a bugger because apart from the fact that it's casual as in if you don't work you don't get paid, so no sick leave, holiday leave etc... the hours would be great though and fit in with school hours and they are very flexible apparently if you had things to do.

Hopefully I'll hear one way or the other today, and til then I'll just keep applying!

My step-son and his g/f came round last night with their 2 new puppies, I love puppies and these 2 are gorgeous. They are allegedly a Rotty/Kelpie cross, one is grey with a lovely black patch on one eye and is cute as a button and the other is the runt of the litter and is tiny and all black and has no tail, it was born like that, it looks more like a little black bear cub than a puppy! I want her! Cat huffed off in disgust when they arrived and our dog went into full-on mummy mode and started cleaning them up and teaching them manners.

Well that's all the news from here. I'll let you know when I know .... I'll need to snivel at someone if it's bad news and I need to keep on a brave front at home so we don't get too down in the dumps!

Fingers still firmly crossed!
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