This is entirely worth it for the cute photo shoot to be honest!

But we also learn that:
- Jim's about to become a dad
- Tom is engaged to a woman called Sarah
- Helen's dating a dentist
- Helen only did the La Redoute pitch because Suzie was feeling unwell
- Tom looks back on the biscuit roleplay with a good deal of horror
- He has 'about 20 inventions in beauty and health that are ready to go' (business plan?!)
- Suzie is very embarassed about calling the people of Birmingham poor and her questions about the French.
- Jim considers his BBIW award a compliment.

You can hear the sound of a thousand hearts breaking

oh give over will you

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...urn-nasty.html

The usual fascinating insights we have come to expect from The Scum.

I adore the photos!

The photos are great. And Tom's still my favourite, he's such a sweetie!

Helen says of Susan "Suzy's starting ten years behind the rest of us. When I was her age I was a waitress." I know she probably didn't mean it as one, but isn't that a compliment?

Well there goes that fantasy hook-up...

What and when was the La Redoute pitch?

It was during the Paris task - the booster rucksack thingy.

Still, I'd take anything printed in The Scum with a pinch of salt!

Perhaps, but there's quotes from Tom there. I was enjoying the rumours of his shenanigans with Helen though

Somewhere on the web, there will be some 'slash fiction' exploring this scenario, I bet you a pound to a penny. Don't expect me to go looking for it though!

Technically not slash, unless you were to go down the Jim/Tom line...

Not that I'm a connoisseur or anything.

Ho-hum.

Ah good point, it'd just be 'erotic fiction'.