A few weeks ago it was "outdoor grazed sheep". Aren't they all?

Now it's "hand picked lettuce". By the time the lettuce is ready to be harvested it's all done and dusted. I couldn't care less if it's hand picked or mechanically harvested. What difference does it make to the end product? If they were boasting about fewer pesticides etc then it might be worth mentioning. But once it's ready to be picked it makes no difference whatsoever.

They're full of it.

Bruising!