Hi,

I'm just wondering where the Doctor gets his hair cut? Do you think he has a special room in the Tardis which cuts his hair? Or do you reckon he goes someone and has it done?

This has always confused me!

Just when I thought you were gone for good

wow if this has caused you so much confusion of the years then I may be about to make you brain implode
[LIST][*]Where does the Dr do his weekly shop?[*]Does he have more than 1 set of clothes and if so where does he wash them?[*]Is there a toilet in the Tardis or do they pee on the side of Mars?[/LIST]

More importantly, does the Doctor wash...or sleep?

This guy.

There's a hole in the world like a big black pit, it's filled with people who are filled with shit!

I'd like to think that he would pop into the barbers with the swivel, up and down chairs on a whim.

Back in the eighties, before the internet, when Who fandom was confined to local group meetings and writing in to the fanzines, we'd have lengthy, convoluted discussions in which we'd pontificate on the dating of UNIT stories or theorize about how the TARDIS's dimensional transcendentalism actually worked. Those were great days to be a Doctor Who fan.

Now we have 'where does the Doctor get his hair cut'...

The big question isn't where - it's why.

Why does this alien time traveller - hundreds of years old and known throught the universe - always have such a trendy, human hairstyle?

Is it possible that the truth is somewhat the reverse of our perception - that the Doctor has been influencing humans across generations? Have we - humans - been subconciously copying Gallifreyan sensibilities and fashions and does that mean that the Doctor is no better than the Silence?

It's a plot I tell you - a great big intergalactic plot!!! We are being treated like guinea-pigs and it's time to fight back. I've done my bit - I've done what the Doctor has never been able to do by being stupid, bald and ugly. It was a difficult decision but I had to make a stand.

What will you do to fight this menace???

Exactly. the doctor doesnt fit the trends...the trends fit the doctor

For my part, I rarely cut my hair until it goes below shoulder length and haven't shaved since 1988. I'm doing my bit.

I will continue to indulge in large quantities of alcohol, destroying as many brain cells as possible.

I would like to know if the police phone in the compartment on the front of the tardis works.

Same!

Do you even watch the show.

In blink they say that the phone is just a dummy

and it rings impossibly in the Empty Child

I do watch it Just don't remember every part of it.

Didn't the phone ring a bell?

(I'll get me coat)

phones don't ring a bell. bell ringers do.

There could be another phone around the other side of the tardis with a different noise.

Maybe a knocking noise.

Knock Knock.

Perhaps it was Barber(ah) Wright !

Actually in the first Doctor Who novel there is a scene where Ian gets a shave and a haircut from one of The Doctors machines inside the Tardis.

SarahSo has been banned - you should have seen th PM she sent me

Forward it to me please

Now I'm interested!

She raged?