Have you had an App-le?....tumbleweed
Funniest moments in this series?
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Zoe/Natasha feud "She's everywhere..she gets where dirt can't."
Tom on the phone "I'm looking for a 10 inch cloche...." he looked so bright eyed and had no idea how bad it sounded.
Tom on the phone "I'm looking for a 10 inch cloche...." he looked so bright eyed and had no idea how bad it sounded.
"We are going to make soup like we've never made soup before!"
"Er, we have never made soup before"
also Zoe's classic- "I don't give a shiny sh*t about Melody!"
"Er, we have never made soup before"
also Zoe's classic- "I don't give a shiny sh*t about Melody!"
Originally Posted by RugbySpur:
“Have you had an App-le?....tumbleweed”
“Have you had an App-le?....tumbleweed”
Agreed
Plus "Do the French love their children?" (of course!)
Originally Posted by SillyBillyGoat:
“LS and the advisors
LS calling Tom and Jim "a pair of stalkers".
LS comparing Helen to a robot, even doing a robot dance
Karen standing in silence shaking her head in Top Hat Dry Cleaners.
Nick's many faces, as usual”
“LS and the advisors
LS calling Tom and Jim "a pair of stalkers".
LS comparing Helen to a robot, even doing a robot dance
Karen standing in silence shaking her head in Top Hat Dry Cleaners.
Nick's many faces, as usual
”
It was actually Tom and Vince that were 'a couple of stalkers'
"Is this an Orange?" while looking at, well an orange, that couldn't have been more an orange without having I AM AN ORANGE stamped on it
Originally Posted by PatheticFallacy:
“"Right girls, I've evaluated all of your strengths and limitations, and I've decided that the person delivering the 3 minute pitch at the giant technology expo... is myself."”
“"Right girls, I've evaluated all of your strengths and limitations, and I've decided that the person delivering the 3 minute pitch at the giant technology expo... is myself."”
A real gem.
Originally Posted by PatheticFallacy:
“"Where were these biscuits made, HEAVEN!?!"
"Right girls, I've evaluated all of your strengths and limitations, and I've decided that the person delivering the 3 minute pitch at the giant technology expo... is myself."
"I did everything on this task to the best of my ability..."
"Pitch?" "Pitch?" "PITCH?"
The entirety of Susan vs Zoe (especially the Task 6 Boardroom - all the faces they made)
Pretty much anytime Natasha spoke ("dollah yeah?"), particularly when she asked that guy if he'd "like to take a seat" in his own office!
ETA: Karren's arbitrary criticisms of candidates which almost always had nothing to do with why they lost: "Alex was cutting bread!
"”
“"Where were these biscuits made, HEAVEN!?!"
"Right girls, I've evaluated all of your strengths and limitations, and I've decided that the person delivering the 3 minute pitch at the giant technology expo... is myself."
"I did everything on this task to the best of my ability..."
"Pitch?" "Pitch?" "PITCH?"
The entirety of Susan vs Zoe (especially the Task 6 Boardroom - all the faces they made)
Pretty much anytime Natasha spoke ("dollah yeah?"), particularly when she asked that guy if he'd "like to take a seat" in his own office!
ETA: Karren's arbitrary criticisms of candidates which almost always had nothing to do with why they lost: "Alex was cutting bread!
"”
Made better by Zoe monotoning 'No! In Swansea!' in reply.
"After looking at everybody's skills and abilities in the team I have decided that the best person to do the pitch....... would be myself"
"Do the French like their children?"
"How about something's gone wrong and you need an emergency biscuit....... OK led balloon"
"Have you had an app-le"
Nick about Vincent and Jim "Vincent has this Batman Robin relationship with Jim, That OK with you Batman?"
"Do the French like their children?"
"How about something's gone wrong and you need an emergency biscuit....... OK led balloon"
"Have you had an app-le"
Nick about Vincent and Jim "Vincent has this Batman Robin relationship with Jim, That OK with you Batman?"
Originally Posted by Yorkie47:
“After the final, when Michael McIntyre said that Lord Sugar looked as if he was contemplating suicide in the opening sequence. Hilarious! I love Michael, he is always so funny. I noticed Susan roaring with laughter in the audience too.”
“After the final, when Michael McIntyre said that Lord Sugar looked as if he was contemplating suicide in the opening sequence. Hilarious! I love Michael, he is always so funny. I noticed Susan roaring with laughter in the audience too.
”
That and the montage had me properly laughing -- absolutely my highlight of the series!
And any time Dara brought out Edna's gloves. You could tell he was enjoying that.
My favourite moments were when Tom got Leon to change his choice in taking him into the boardroom, and when Tom said to Susan "you were only marginaly worse than ........"!!!!
Some really great funny moments this series! I'd completely forgotten Susan 'if I'm me and you're you' speech and also Jim snapping at Glenn who was protesting Leon's changed mind re boardroom returners 'he's made a decision, leave it!'
Could do with a 'video collage' of all these clips for whenever I feel I need a good laugh!
Could do with a 'video collage' of all these clips for whenever I feel I need a good laugh!
I can't remember the guys name, I think he was the 1st to be fired but he said something like 'I am the youngest, and the shortest' in the boardroom, to try and save himself....WTF??!!
Jim, rallying his team in Churchillian tone:
"We're going to make soup
like we've never made soup before."
Team: "We've never made soup before."
"We're going to make soup
like we've never made soup before."
Team: "We've never made soup before."
Originally Posted by Norristar:
“I can't remember the guys name, I think he was the 1st to be fired but he said something like 'I am the youngest, and the shortest' in the boardroom, to try and save himself....WTF??!!”
“I can't remember the guys name, I think he was the 1st to be fired but he said something like 'I am the youngest, and the shortest' in the boardroom, to try and save himself....WTF??!!”
Edward. The one who made a massive mistake distancing himself from his previous job by saying repeatedly: "I'm not an accountant, I'm an entrepreneur and I can prove it. I'm not an accountant, I am not, am not"? A strange BR moment.
I thought Sugar was uncharacteristically gentle with him. Maybe because Edward was a mass of insecurities, the poor lad.
"Ed's best bits and Soupman" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Z9pW8LBvE
Vincent getting fired after thinking his ploy as PM to stay in the process had worked----then retribution for it was then very swift from LS.
Originally Posted by chrono88:
“are the french fond of their children?
best line in the series”
“are the french fond of their children?
best line in the series”
Karen's face afterwards
Originally Posted by shefair:
“Karen's face afterwards”
“Karen's face afterwards”
I didnt think Susan mulling stuff over out loud was funny, I dont know why people do.
But what certainly wasn't funny was Karren exaggerating and 'mugging' everything Susan did to show her in the worst
possible light. It's smug, cruel and dismissive.
I can see why though. Karren was handed her status whereas Susan will earn hers, and actually be what Karren pretends to be.
Tom and Melody's role play,or when Margaret criticised Jim for using cliches and he came back with 'I'm what it says on the tin'
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