Haha, i'm glad to see you're setting the bar high for your book And then they can make it into a horror movie and it can be the best one ever

Woop! This is better than going to the zoo!

Wow, she was that bad then I'll send you money then to help you finance that

New page!

Well that's what I like to do, aim high and be bitterly disappointed! (I'm looking at you Sophie!)

My life is already a horror movie so I think that would be easy to adapt!

Haha, this is a great example of your funny posts Entertainingly random

I'm going to zoo Sunday

Seriously I was there with a clean slate for her to impress me with her Dorothy and she was ok, nothing special. She didn't give it that special energy that Dan brings to the role. Dan smacks her down in the acting stakes.

Thank you for your donation, I'll make sure it is televised so you can see it!

Well that's life for you right! Sophie is fuel to your bitterness

Yeah looking at the source material, they'll have an easy time writing the script, still you'll bring joy to millions of horror fans. Strange thought isn't it

Yeah we always knew your acting would be a problem. Too bad to hear that she hasn't improved much. Would you say there is any difference in her OTR performances and this one?

Great, always thinking of your to entertain the people

Isn't it a bit cold to visit the zoo?

Superman 4 is such a crappy movie :S 4/10 But always better then Batman and Robin

Grrr Sophie! I want to like you but you disappoint me!

Well I want to go for comedy-horror because my life is a horrible joke!

Yes it is, but its going to be our yearly cousins day out and Sunday will be the day that everyone can make it. Luckily Its not too cold outside

Okay, i think they could put a bit of humour in there too And because you own the rights to your book, you will not only earn millions from the book sells, but also from the movie. You'll become richer the JK Rowling

She hasn't really gotten much better since the OTR days, she has decent vocals and she sounded nice when singing but the thing with her is when the spotlight isn't on her she goes slightly out of character and doesn't react to whats going on in the scene. Whereas Dan is always in character throughout the show and gives the appropriate facial expressions.

Is it not that cold there yet? It's freezing here, soon I have to hire bodyguards to hug me to keep me warm wherever I go.

Nice plan you have set up for me, but you know I'm just too lazy to do any of those things! That can be me in an alternate life.

I see, that's what you get when acting comes so natural for Danielle.
I agree with what you said earlier, why did ALW make her understudy Still, after this i'll probably won't care what she does next.

Haha, i can see that now I'm sure the customers would look confused when they would see you
Its okay here. Its 12 degrees and i'm fine with a sweater and winter jacket on.

Haha, i know, but its fun to think up these things Yes in a alternate reality you're rich And married to Brad Pitt of course

Yeah, Dan is a naturally gifted actress.

I don't get what ALW sees in Sophie, she clearly needs more training... perhaps another 5 years! Same, I doubt I will follow her career after this.

I'll just say it's my new fashion accessory for winter

Well, where would I be without my lover! I need to switch to my alternate reality stat damnit!

Before you know it everyone will hire bodyguards during the winter. And because it was your idea it will make you millions I just thought up another alternate reality

Then it's time to make an alternate reality portal. You can expect one for Christmas