In a lot of love songs all I hear is '' catch me when I fall'' and '' oh baby'' and of course '' I don't want to let go/ please don't let me go/ I'll never let you go '' and in most songs currently it's all about the ' DJ' , getting ' on the floor' and the ' dancefloor' . What are yours?

Anything to do with 'on the floor', 'dance floor', 'in the club', 'dancing all night' I currently cannot stomach.

I'll love you forever/ I'd die for you/I can't live without you etc

Who I are / Haters / Hating on me / baby. Ad nauseum.

Brazil Morocco
London to Ibiza
Straight to LA, New York
Vegas to Africa

alot of popstars have this in their song.

Tbh I can only think of 3 but okay

"Cuts like a knife" is a particular bugbear of Mr Mackintosh.
I hate when "heart" gets rhymed with "tore me apart" or "right from the start"

Hands in the air is a usual offender

This. I've got three songs in my iTunes called Put Your Hands Up, all released in the last twelve months - Kylie Minogue's, Nadine Coyle's and Nerina Pallot's.

Then there's the recent trend for cheesy self-empowerment/nobody's perfect type songs i.e. Pink ("don't you ever feel like you're less than f*****g perfect"), Lady Gaga ("He made you perfect"), Jessie J ("nobody's perfect"), Alexandra Burke ("I know I'm not perfect, but at the end of the day, who is?") etc :yawn:

On the lines of: He cheated. I Love him. Took him back. Cheated. Leaving him he is going to be sorry.

you are the one for me
any reference to a 'heart' e'g 'broken heart'
shutting down the club/ blazing up the club
move your body
any reference to the 'beat' e.g the beat won't stop/ this beat is pumping
I want to hold you/ hold me close
I'm so over you ( in break-up songs)

check out Pixie Lott's new song , it's full of cliches

Anything naming countries.

Oh God, anything involving "in da club" and men describing the physical attributes of women they meet there are the biggest offenders :yawn:

The word "baby" is totally overused in lyrics these days I notice. I especially wish Gaga would stop it "Baby it's so cruel but I'm still in love with Judas baby" "Tonight yeah baby, tonight yeah baby" I love both of those songs but I can't supress a twinge of irritation when I hear those lines.

bruno mars = cliche lyrics :sleep:

another vote for hands in the air/ being told to put your hands up

also 'the club' and the various descriptions of women that apparently inhabit them

Here you go, virtually every line is a cliche.

'Down on my knees'

'I swear' or 'I'm begging' usually get trotted out a fair bit...

Haterz.