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Found this might explain what she was whittering on about
Satchels Of Gold: The Found Poetry Of Kelly Bensimon Last week I watched The Real Housewives Of New York City for the first time. I’ve only seen about 3 episodes so far, but upon hearing the words of one particular character, I felt as though I was on the precipice of something entirely new. Like T.S. Eliot and Allen Ginsberg, Kelly Bensimon is broadening the borders of the English language. She speaks entirely in poetry -a new breed of poetry- and I would like to share how I believe her words are meant to be presented. Satchels Of Gold by Kelly Bensimon edited by Alex Grabie She has knives on her tongue. She’s filled with knives. It’s like 1979 Am I like this? Am I like that? I’m a yes person, you’re a no person. You’re cunning and deceitful and it’s creepy. Lemons into Lemonade! Lemons into Lemonade! I’m going now, to my happy place of cartwheels and rainbows and people being genuine to one another. I threw up the night before. I’m sick of taking my lollies and my gummies. In my defense, that’s what makes people crazy about me. Are you guys having a moment? Are you going to make out with tongue? She made her cry. Zip it! Satchels of gold Zip it! Kabuki vampire It’s not a forum. This is all white noise. ![]() Then I found this wow Im busy tonight lol.. Bethanny explains what it means....well think thats what shes on about lol http://jezebel.com/5597548/bethenny-...tchels-of-gold
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No Teresa flipping the table. No Porscha vs Kenya, No Aviva vs Ramona, and it brought back bad memories of Vancouver. |
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If you enjoyed the fight between Sheree and Nene, watch these two drag queen's re-enact it. Hilarious! http://youtu.be/MSkNmsAjWg8
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RHOA- wow Peter's a jerk
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If my mama knew I had a boyfriend she would whoop me as hard as she could.
Wow. I was a little bit shocked there. And how old is Kim's daughter? She looks like 11? Nobody has boyfriends at that age, or am I in the wrong? |
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If my mama knew I had a boyfriend she would whoop me as hard as she could.
Wow. I was a little bit shocked there. And how old is Kim's daughter? She looks like 11? Nobody has boyfriends at that age, or am I in the wrong? |
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I know some of the series' are in the midst of airing/filming or whatever, but for each next season (or the one following) I want these housewives:
Beverly Hills (Season 4) Lisa Vanderpump Kyle Richards Brandi Glanville Yolanda Foster New Woman New Woman Kim Richards (Friend of Housewives) Taylor Armstrong (Friend of Housewives) Atlanta (Season 6) Nene Leakes Kandi Burruss Phaedra Parks Kenya Moore Porsha Stewart New Housewive Cynthia Bailey (Friend of the Housewives) New York (Season 6) Ramona Singer Jill Zarin (RETURN) Aviva Drescher Carole Radziwill Heather Thompson New Housewife Sonja Morgan (Friend of the Housewives) Miami (Season 3) Adriana De Moura Sidi Lea Black Alexia Echevarria Lisa Hochstein Joanna Krupa New Housewife Orange County (Season 9) Same cast |
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I hope we get a new intro for New Jersey I loved ATL's S5 intro i think its time for a new intro for the NJ cast.
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Atlanta. Kandi's 35th party. Ridkulous performance = nasty.
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RHOA-Pheadra with a huge "sorry" baby basket for Kim, then saying "everyone was on their best behaviour". Peter VS Malorie-Cynthia should have stayed with them or she should have really left instead of eavesdropping. Peter's investor's cheque bounced-big surprise. Nene's "seeing" Gregg again. Her Divorce. a Publicity stunt? Kandi's party and Ridiculous was Masuka-like "Ridonkulous". Diana's face....Joyce knows that Kandi has a late night radio show and wants to make money from the "Adult" market, so why was she so shocked at a stripper? Cynthia can be quite catty to her sister. Talking about her sister's marriage.
Malorie has a right to be worried, Peter's a failed business owner re-starting another business with an investor that doesn't have the money. Coming up clips, The Infamous ex con Marlo. |
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RHOA-Pheadra with a huge "sorry" baby basket for Kim, then saying "everyone was on their best behaviour". Peter VS Malorie-Cynthia should have stayed with them or she should have really left instead of eavesdropping. Peter's investor's cheque bounced-big surprise. Nene's "seeing" Gregg again. Her Divorce. a Publicity stunt? Kandi's party and Ridiculous was Masuka-like "Ridonkulous". Diana's face....Joyce knows that Kandi has a late night radio show and wants to make money from the "Adult" market, so why was she so shocked at a stripper? Cynthia can be quite catty to her sister. Talking about her sister's marriage.
Malorie has a right to be worried, Peter's a failed business owner re-starting another business with an investor that doesn't have the money. Coming up clips, The Infamous ex con Marlo.
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RHOA-Pheadra with a huge "sorry" baby basket for Kim, then saying "everyone was on their best behaviour". Peter VS Malorie-Cynthia should have stayed with them or she should have really left instead of eavesdropping. Peter's investor's cheque bounced-big surprise. Nene's "seeing" Gregg again. Her Divorce. a Publicity stunt? Kandi's party and Ridiculous was Masuka-like "Ridonkulous". Diana's face....Joyce knows that Kandi has a late night radio show and wants to make money from the "Adult" market, so why was she so shocked at a stripper? Cynthia can be quite catty to her sister. Talking about her sister's marriage.
Malorie has a right to be worried, Peter's a failed business owner re-starting another business with an investor that doesn't have the money. Coming up clips, The Infamous ex con Marlo. |
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The stripper performed oral sex on himself. That is shocking!
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I'm more on Cynthia/Peter's side with this argument than Malorie, she's getting way too involved with this marriage and had no right to hid the marriage certificate. I think Mama Joyce probably did overreact a bit to the stripper, but I love her so much, any scene she's in is always brilliant
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The stripper performed oral sex on himself. That is shocking!
What was shocking was Nene, the ex stripper, acting as shocked as Joyce, when Nene and Ridiculous probably performed as a double act a few years ago..... |
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The New Jersey "Super Trailer" is out and the season looks AMAZING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=iuN2PDQteEY |
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Phaedra Parks Baby — ‘RHOA’ Star Gives Birth To Second Child
http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/05/08/...llo-nida-rhoa/ |
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So what happens to Château Sheree ?
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So what happens to Château Sheree ?
![]() ![]() The child support story could be quite boring, well anything connected to Sheree is tedious to me, but its saving grace (imo) is that we get to see Phaedra QC in action. Great stuff.Peter = ugh! I am flipflopping about Cynthia though. I started off thinking she was nice, then thought she was too trusting and liable to dominated by the people in her life, not I am not sure if she is just a teeny bit pretentious and willingly playing sidekick to Peter's Big-I-am role.Whatever the real story, I am looking forward to seeing more of the series. |
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So I gave Miami a go and three episodes in and i think its so boring, i just can not like any of the wives. I might try and carry on through with S1 and see what the finale is like and the reunion,
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So I gave Miami a go and three episodes in and i think its so boring, i just can not like any of the wives. I might try and carry on through with S1 and see what the finale is like and the reunion,
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So what happens to Château Sheree ?
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So what happens to Château Sheree ?
Last I read it wasn't even "a work in progress" just an abandoned heap. Sheree is a piece of work. I wonder how Phaedra is going to get her child support when her ex gives her over $2k a month plus her $m settlement. They were married for 3 years, she barely finished high school and it shows.Not that Bob Whitfield comes out of this smelling of roses, he doesn't, but if you buy a massively expensive car the minute you get some money, then how can you trust the child support is going to go to the kids? Sheree is interested only in material goods. How about living within your means? Chateau Sheree was a joke. Theatre, ballroom, library plus all her other grandiose ideas. And who is going to pay for that? Do what a lot of the other women have done. Make the most of your 15 minutes and Hustle. Even Kim's got her wig business plus the money she made from Tardy, (even though she totally screwed Kandi over with that one). Sheree is the only one not to have got off her butt and started her own enterprise. Heck, even whatshername ( Lyn?)Curtain from OC made those vile cuffs which apparently people actually wear and buy. As for Kandi, there's money in writing music, a lot more than having a one hit wonder. She's making serious cash, as is Bethenney, while the BH wives are out of the stratosphere rich in comparison with the rest of them (Trailer Trash excluded, but at least she settled her bills) But what does Sheree do? She starts a fashion line. Now the fact that she cant sew, cant draw, has no idea of fabrics etc etc should have been a warning sign. A season of "Project Runway" would have been a great education for our deluded one. I can just see Tim Gunn trying to be his ever gentlemanly self. (Miaoww session over)Has anyone watched the Nene special ( available from the usual places ) that Andy Cohen did a few days ago on WWHL?An hour of one on one with Nene and, darling, she is FABULOUS. She comes across as really likeable and answers every question with no airs and graces. I do like her, she may have an ever expanding ego, but she makes for really good TV and is quite aware this could all end tomorrow. |
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Last I read it wasn't even "a work in progress" just an abandoned heap. Sheree is a piece of work. I wonder how Phaedra is going to get her child support when her ex gives her over $2k a month plus her $m settlement. They were married for 3 years, she barely finished high school and it shows.Not that Bob Whitfield comes out of this smelling of roses, he doesn't, but if you buy a massively expensive car the minute you get some money, then how can you trust the child support is going to go to the kids? Sheree is interested only in material goods. How about living within your means? Chateau Sheree was a joke. Theatre, ballroom, library plus all her other grandiose ideas. And who is going to pay for that? Do what a lot of the other women have done. Make the most of your 15 minutes and Hustle. Even Kim's got her wig business plus the money she made from Tardy, (even though she totally screwed Kandi over with that one). Sheree is the only one not to have got off her butt and started her own enterprise. Heck, even whatshername ( Lyn?)Curtain from OC made those vile cuffs which apparently people actually wear and buy. As for Kandi, there's money in writing music, a lot more than having a one hit wonder. She's making serious cash, as is Bethenney, while the BH wives are out of the stratosphere rich in comparison with the rest of them (Trailer Trash excluded, but at least she settled her bills) But what does Sheree do? She starts a fashion line. Now the fact that she cant sew, cant draw, has no idea of fabrics etc etc should have been a warning sign. A season of "Project Runway" would have been a great education for our deluded one. I can just see Tim Gunn trying to be his ever gentlemanly self. (Miaoww session over)Has anyone watched the Nene special ( available from the usual places ) that Andy Cohen did a few days ago on WWHL?An hour of one on one with Nene and, darling, she is FABULOUS. She comes across as really likeable and answers every question with no airs and graces. I do like her, she may have an ever expanding ego, but she makes for really good TV and is quite aware this could all end tomorrow. |
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Peter takes on a "loan" from Cynthia and turns it into another nightclub??
![]() ![]() The child support story could be quite boring, well anything connected to Sheree is tedious to me, but its saving grace (imo) is that we get to see Phaedra QC in action. Great stuff.Peter = ugh! I am flipflopping about Cynthia though. I started off thinking she was nice, then thought she was too trusting and liable to dominated by the people in her life, not I am not sure if she is just a teeny bit pretentious and willingly playing sidekick to Peter's Big-I-am role.Whatever the real story, I am looking forward to seeing more of the series. |
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in action. Great stuff.