I'm so far behind I'm just playing catch up with NJ.
For once, a pretty good episode, but will someone just gag Rich Waikili. He is completely gross. Every time he opens his mouth filth spews out. You know it's bad when JoGo tells him to give it a rest. Gawd knows what his kids think of the way he's coming across.
I had to laugh at Melissa's "dying" It's a bad cold for goodness sake. Come and live in my body for a day where I need shovel loads of drugs just to get through (I have fibromyalgia). As it's incurable you just get on with life, you don't whinge. Nobody wants to listen to you moaning 24/7
Go and take a Lemsip and "die" quietly Melissa.

Is it just me or has she had botox or something? Her face looks different. Her hair colour is different but it suits her.

Why oh why do the HoWives get so carried away with psychics when their lives are an open book. A few google searches and "Bingo" anyone could glean a wealth of information. Still it made Richie cry, and while I normally wouldn't gloat at anyone's pain, he's been such an annoying turd that I was glad he eventually shut up.
(Next week looks far more interesting. Albie abused? and while Juicy has bought all his woes on himself it was a bit sad to see him being scared about going to prison). Word, Juicy, never lie to the IRS. They'll catch up sooner or later. It's how they finally caught up with Al Capone

Caroline was super annoying too. It sounds as if she's never had a proper mutually fulfilling marriage with Albie working/playing around all hours. She makes all the excuses in the world and now she's basically an empty nester it's starting to get to her.
Jaq - I just cant go there. Meh! Teresa wasn't referring to Nick in her "karma" comment. It's not all about you.

I'd love to know what Teresa's food tasted like. There were some wonderful moments where she looked like a deer in the headlights.
Bravo are still flogging the feud, but at least it wasn't the main story this week.

You're so right tally! I agree with pretty much everything you typed.

I just didn't have the time or real desire to recap NJ this week. It's a shame though, yes it was a decent episode but I've come to expect so much more from this show. It started off as my ultimate guilty pleasure - pure trashy American fluff. But the casting of the Gorgas just made this show far too toxic and the second you have children crying on camera over all the feuding you know it's no longer a show you initially came to enjoy - the funny bitchy one-liners and hilariously campy fights are in the past.

I enjoyed OC so much more this week. I prefer these shows to be about women bitching and fighting over the most ridiculously silly things - like who got an email from a casting agent and who didn't, who lied about their surgery and who's divorced for the 9th time! I want pure escapism fluff and the OC still delivers that. Sure, it got a little too ''real'' once Brooks and Brianna went at it at the reunion but this seems to be a story that will never end considering (if rumours are true) Vicki and Brooks are back together AGAIN! GROAN!

Is anyone going to be watching Tamra's wedding spin-off next week?

I always say I wont, but I know I will watch at least the first. One episode was all I managed with Kandi's spin off. Cant stand Eddie so we'll see.

Going back to NJ, this clip cracked me up. At least if Teresa and Juicy get locked up for years ,Gia, Milania and Aunty Rosie can continue the entertainment.
Are these people really that thick?

http://stoopidhousewives.com/2013/08...with-homework/

I truly could not have said it better. 100% agree!

I've been watching BH (again) on ITV2 and Paul, Adrienne's husband seems like a really genuine man yet Adrienne can seemed embarassed by him. I believe they have since split up. And what planet is Kim on? Camille seems a lot more grounded since she separated from Kelsey. I know it wasn't her decision but she seems to have moved on from it.

If it's Series 2 then Kim was deep into alcohol and prescription drug addiction (It may not have been the latter, it's ages since I watched it)

And in other BH news TAYLOR is engaged.


This is the guy who was her lawyer. Knowing Taylors warped set of values, I think he was a total mug to propose

(I know it's fairly old gossip but couldn't remember reading it on here. Apologies if it has.)

Thanks for the update!

And Taylor, formerly known as.... ouch!

Taylor engaged...... interesting as apparently she was only going to be a 'guest' housewife and was said to be gutted as she needs the cash from being a regular housewive; now low and behold she is engaged and has a 'story line' to prostitute to the producers - no doubt a spin off wedding show.
Also apparently none of The RHOBH have tweeted any congratulations!

Yolanda did Tweet but was the only one, ironic considering she's the one who was not getting on with Taylor last season. I'm sure Kyle reached out to her privately. Not sure about the others.

[quote=Andrew_Duncan;68379759]Yolanda did Tweet but was the only one, ironic considering she's the one who was not getting on with Taylor last season. I'm sure Kyle reached out to her privately. Not sure about the others.[/QUOTE

Will Taylor ask Adrienne if she can use one of her premises for the wedding being as she got all bent out of shape whn Lisa hadn't used one for her daughter's engagement/hen party?

So i go on holiday for 2 weeks catch up with NJ and well i didnt miss much i thought, found the past 2 episodes quite boring but im glad the fighting looks like its over...for now but i think its all going to kick of again soon it just looks like thats what Bravo is leading up to so they can have a good reunion cause the reunion will be boring if there all friendly.

Does anyone else know any more news on Tre and Joes legal issues i read that they are both looking doing time so would that mean teresa will not be able to do the reunion?

I really cant imagine NJ without out Teresa though

Considering Adrienne hasn't spoken to any housewive since she left the show I doubt she cares any more. The thing with Lisa was never about wanting her to go to the Palms anyway, it was about Lisa giving Adriennes biggest competition publicity, Lisa and Adrienne both knew that. From a business perception it's understandable why she got annoyed, even if she did make more of a big deal than she should have.

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/1...rtgage-fraud?#

An interesting perspective on the Guidice fraud trial.

Adrienne should have offered her venue before the bride to be had even thought of it. However I suspect payment was wanted hence why the bride decided to choose. Most people wouldn't have turned down a free gift from a close friend of their mum and a next door neighbour.

Adrienne has left? I really hope ITV2 start showing the next series....

I'm not sure Adrienne would even know she was going to vegas, I don't even think her and Lisa were close friends. On the show they never seemed to genuinely get on that much, it all seemed faked for the shows sake. Remember in Beverly Hills most people don't know their neighbours or at least have very little interaction with them and I think that's the case with them.


Yes, she leaves at the end of season 3 as does Camille. Practically all the Friends of the Housewives leave too, DD, Faye, Marissa (who joins in season 3). Taylor is largely demoted this season too. You'll be waiting awhile for season 3 as Vancouver is next for some reason. Season 3 is basically just a witch hunt for Adrienne anyway.

[quote=Andrew_Duncan;68395309]I'm not sure Adrienne would even know she was going to vegas, I don't even think her and Lisa were close friends. On the show they never seemed to genuinely get on that much, it all seemed faked for the shows sake. Remember in Beverly Hills most people don't know their neighbours or at least have very little interaction with them and I think that's the case with them.


That's my point if she wants publicity Adrienne could have generated it. I mean it was a main point on the show of when Lisa's daughter was going to get married.

What's Vancouver like?

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Vancouver Season 1 is really good. I really enjoyed it. Season 2 is horrible, however I think there are only 10 episodes, so it doesn't last long.

[quote=daisiesfan;68396303]
Thanks. I wonder what they'll show after it ends.

Richly deserved IMO. Yeah! We're back to having totally opposite views. Normality is restored.


Season 1 was OK. Season 2 diabolical, Vicious and downright nasty. I will never, ever watch it again and I've never said that about any HoWife show before.

[quote=Jo09;68398167]
Itv2's Facebook page says they are showing Vancouver and then Orange County.
Just seen the new NJ. As much as I like it now they are all getting on, the twisted part of me wants some drama. Looks like that's what we'll be getting next week too.
I read that Danielle Staub will be on WWHL in a couple of weeks, maybe the rumours of her returning to NJ are true?

For all her money Adrienne has no class, in the episode when they are all in Miami she goes out for the day with a sun visor which has the name of her hotel/casino plastered over it; now either she relies on cheap tat give aways or she is advertising; you don't see Lisa going around with SUR tshirts on do you now?

Also please watch how Adrienne drinks from a wine glass...( if you have sky plus and are sad like me you can pause it for full effect ) she sticks her tongue down the outside of the glass in effect tipping the wine down her throat lmao .... Adrienne = classy bird

Thank you!

Nope. She get it's tattooed on her arms. Chavtastic. It's a bit rich to imply Adrienne is classless for the way she drinks wine from a glass when Lisa lets her dogs drink from her friends glasses at a dinner table during a dinner party.

No housewive has class. No one that does reality TV does.

That's a bit harsh, I mean there's erm......er....yeah, point taken. Adrienne is very chavvy though. Those silver strands in her hair , the shoes . As a very wise woman once sang 'Money can't buy you cla ass'. If it's a class off between Adrienne and Lisa though, Vanderpump wins hands down.