So I was going to post how boring NJ is when they are all getting along and playing Happy Families. Until the last 5 minutes
Pretty routine episode mostly. Jaq is getting worked up about giving a speech to an autism awareness basketball fundraiser so asks Tre to help her. Chris just cant keep a straight face and cracks up at this. Anyway she gives a short, emotional speech which seems pretty OK to me. Have to agree with the Lauritos. Why cant people accept they are doing it because they are z list famous and have an autistic son. No hating or knocking from me, I don't understand why Twitter/blogs would accuse them of jumping on the bandwagon. Mind you some of the boards are so vicious the Archangel Gabriel would have a hard time getting a good rap.
Meanwhile Kathy has a great chance to open an outlet for her cannolis (Sp?) in NY supported by Ralph Lauren's sister

and needs a full turn out of her friends and relatives to fill the venue up. Caroline manages the "worst migraine ever" while Tre, Melissa and Rosie all show up late! So poor Kathy has to put up with her slimeball turd of a husband who promises to keep his mouth shut and let Kathy do her thing. He doesn't of course

Dear God, what did she ever see in him let alone want to marry him for. He repulses me even when his filthy mouth isn't talking. *YUK* But the event seems to go off pretty OK so "go Kathy". Make tons of money then throw Rich on the rubbish heap where he belongs.
Meanwhile Melissa has VIP record producers over to hear her new song. Does Bravo pay these people to take part? I can only assume yes, because Melissa
cannot sing. She sounds like a cat wailing. The producers seem pretty pissed off with her but invite her down to Orlando telling her she needs a vocal coach. Personally I think she needs a voice box transplant in order to stretch her thin squawk into anything resembling a commercial voice.
They give her warnings that she has to devote everything to her "career" if she wants a shot at this, but I reckon they are laying their "get out" clause on the table.
Anyway she and JoGo go out in pursuit of the dream, stop for a meal when lo and behold they find Penny there in the same restaurant. Scripted? Much?. Melissa decides Pen didn't tell her all re the cheating rumours. Then Penny drops the bombshell that it's all coming from Teresa, including the fact she didn't go see her father in law in hospital.

If that's true then Tre is in deep doo-dah plus the deep doo-dah she's in with the Law. Penny shows them Tre's mobile number etc on her cell, which considering she's denied even knowing Penny is pretty damning.
Line of the episode comes from Juicy as he and Rosie discuss maybe using a surrogate to see if he and Tre can have a boy. His eggs would be implanted!! Rosie, of course, is a bit hesitant on the eggs but laughs it off saying she has no medical knowledge.

Rosie, I think it's pretty certain Juicy does not produce eggs. Free range or otherwise.
Judging by the previews for next week it's Happy Families no more