The lack of subtlety in hyping up Lisa as this year's villain in Beverly Hills was irritating. The scene in which she brings up Mauricio's cheating rumours right in front of Kyle's young daughter was camp as Christmas! The edited in shot of her smirking right after she said it... well she might as well have been stroking a cat on a giant swivel chair with a big panto evil laugh!
Brandi going house-hunting with that guy from last year's White Party (the one who has a ''sexy gap in his tooth'' that Brandi just wants to suck on!

) was just an opportunity for viewers to be reminded just how sexual and 'wild' she's supposed to be! We get the first Eddie reference of the season within 17 seconds - she's ditched all of their belongings from the past but kept the stripper pole. Oh Brandi, you're so shocking and outrageous!

I think I'd be more surprised if we got through an episode where we didn't learn details of her sex life. She may be getting a lot of sex these days but the most penetration she's getting is clearly coming from the Botox syringes!
Meanwhile, Kyle has been invited to join some Beverly Hills business thing. I zoned out during the explanation of what it is. Quite frankly, I know just as much about it as Kyle does! But it gives her an excuse to throw a party - or to be more accurate, Bravo an excuse to have Lisa's Vanderpump Rules' Sur staff cater an event so they can merge the premieres of 2 reality shows together. Kyle's using it as her way of 'reaching out' for the sake of their friendship.
The talking heads between Kyle, Lisa and Yolanda all repeat the same thing - ''she holds a grudge''. It's a classic case of pot, kettle between all of them. Does anybody care?
What happens next between them just descends into Mean Girls territory. We meet Joyce, with Yolanda's summery of her being used as an attempt to bitch about Kyle. ''Joyce has, for sure, better hair than Kyle''.

This, coming from the woman who, at times, looks like Charlize Theron in Monster with her hairstyles! Anyway, Joyce seems fun and game for a laugh.
Then we meet Carlton. Her children's names are bizarre but she warns everyone - ''Don't f***ing mess with my children's names!' They're called Destiny, Mystery and Cross - they sound like people who would be on Brandi's stripper pole!
Carlton acts all prudish when she hears Kyle talk about Lisa's 3/4's of a nipple and when Joyce talks about her husbands penis. It doesn't bear thinking about for poor Carlton and her face looks like she just smelt a dud fart. Poor cow hasn't met Brandi yet!