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Old 12-10-2011, 17:30
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OMG what a great episode today, though it was slightly disturbing

I am glad for Bethenny that Kelly's crazy behaviour was witnessed by them all, although shame Jill and the snob countess were not there to witness it at all because I am sure they would not believe it.

Wasn't Kelly accussed by her ex of her beating him up, to be honest I seriously think it could be true, Kelly really is not all there, and although it does make great TV this woman does need help.

Jill, huh, couldn't you just slap her for turning up like a bad dream. She really has screwed up this series.

Felt sorry and uncomfortable for Alex having her picture taken by Kelly 'think of soft lips like Johan' ewwww


On a shallow note, wasn't that place awesome, Ramona must be loaded.

Roll on tomorrow
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Old 12-10-2011, 17:32
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Found out who LuAnnes creepy male freind is.

http://starcasm.net/archives/47583


Seems hes wrote 3 books !
Well spotted!!

I couldn't watch them yesterday, it just made my skin crawl, especially LuAnn giving him the 'come on' - desperate or what!
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Old 12-10-2011, 17:34
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Found out who LuAnnes creepy male freind is.

http://starcasm.net/archives/47583


Seems hes wrote 3 books !
Ha ha, I went on the search for him as well oh dear we have it bad.

Yep defo a face lift, creep.

That other link you gave referes to the countess new boyfriend the 'j' "Jacques is great!" ..... love to see what he looks like
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Old 12-10-2011, 17:45
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Ha ha, I went on the search for him as well oh dear we have it bad.

Yep defo a face lift, creep.

That other link you gave referes to the countess new boyfriend the 'j' "Jacques is great!" ..... love to see what he looks like
Hi bingoes

This is Jacques

http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/20...cques-azoulay/
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Old 12-10-2011, 17:47
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Good afternoon

Well, that was fun

Heres the link for today's episode - some of the comments regarding Kelly are quite interesting . . .

http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/05/21/th...of-nightmares/

Looking forward to tomorrow when they all seem thrilled to see Jill - NOT
Like it


That reminds me yesterday and today Kelly said about 1979 ??? what is all that about .. I will have to search what happened in 1979 . I cannot believe she was editor of Elle amazing, her ex the famous french photographer was much older than her she really is frightening woman sorta like Naomi Campbell
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Old 12-10-2011, 17:50
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Thanks, hmm interesting, looks like she would eat him for breakfast, poor thing
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Old 12-10-2011, 17:54
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For dinner that evening Kelly put on a lovely purple dress and turned into Augusten Burroughs’ crazy mother. Ain’t nobody gonna tell this woman to go into the other room if she wants to talk loudly on her cellphone. “When I’m talking to my child don’t even come near me because I will claw your eyes out,” she warns. Um, how about a lovely martini? Don’t like martinis! How about this wonderful steak Bethenny made for us? Crinkle face. Sonja, blah blah blah about your stupid past. 1979. Ramona, zip it. Alex, nice pancake makeup, you vampire. White noise! White noise! Oh what Ramona, you going to tongue her now? You made Bethenny cry. YOU MADE BETHENNY CRY! Whatever, I don’t even care. With tongue! Al Sharpton, Al Sharpton! Gwyneth! (“Who’s Gwyneth?” Line of the evening, Bethenny!) I am a woman and I have prerogative. Zip it. Creepy! Gum bearies!
this made me laugh out loud, when you break it down and read what she actually said it really is totally wack. i even looked up Al Sharpton.. good god I have it bad
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Old 12-10-2011, 18:17
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Just have to agree with tally & kim kam regarding BH. what the hell has happened to the Richards sisters?! So rude & vile, I never thought Id like Brandi when I heard about her joining the show, but really, she does not deserve the way some of the ladies are acting towards her! Glad she pointed out Kims obvious issues, I also heard she was in rehab for drug issues, so not surprised at all!

As for the final episode of NJ, oh dear! teresa really has gone & done it now. as said, she just has no filter. Watching this season I had thought it looked like caroline was rapidly going off her, & now all this cook-book stuff. The reunion does look like fantastic stuff tho!

So it seems like todays ITV2 ep was Kellys meltdown on the Island, she really is the craziest lady, I was also really glad that the other ladies witnessed her hysterics, Beth trying to kill her?! she really was off the meds that day wasnt she! And then just as Kelly is bundled off the Island ( by anxious producers apparently!) Jill turns up to cause some havoc. I find it hilarious that she genuinely expected a warm welcome, & the look on Alex face!

Ooh and thanks for the warm welcome Valerian, & everyone. So good to have somewhere to discuss my obsession!
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Old 12-10-2011, 19:07
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'Satchels of gold'. Anyone got a clue?
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Old 12-10-2011, 19:39
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'Satchels of gold'. Anyone got a clue?
No idea, she has serious problems.
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Old 12-10-2011, 20:07
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'Satchels of gold'. Anyone got a clue?
Found this might explain what she was whittering on about

Satchels Of Gold: The Found Poetry Of Kelly Bensimon


Last week I watched The Real Housewives Of New York City for the first time. I’ve only seen about 3 episodes so far, but upon hearing the words of one particular character, I felt as though I was on the precipice of something entirely new. Like T.S. Eliot and Allen Ginsberg, Kelly Bensimon is broadening the borders of the English language. She speaks entirely in poetry -a new breed of poetry- and I would like to share how I believe her words are meant to be presented.

Satchels Of Gold
by Kelly Bensimon
edited by Alex Grabie

She has knives on her tongue.
She’s filled with knives.
It’s like 1979
Am I like this?
Am I like that?
I’m a yes person, you’re a no person.
You’re cunning and deceitful
and it’s creepy.

Lemons into Lemonade!
Lemons into Lemonade!
I’m going now,
to my happy place of cartwheels
and rainbows
and people being genuine to one another.

I threw up
the night before.
I’m sick of taking
my lollies and my gummies.
In my defense, that’s what makes people crazy about me.

Are you guys having a moment?
Are you going to make out with tongue?
She made her cry.

Zip it! Satchels of gold
Zip it! Kabuki vampire
It’s not a forum.
This is all white noise.





Then I found this wow Im busy tonight lol.. Bethanny explains what it means....well think thats what shes on about lol

http://jezebel.com/5597548/bethenny-...tchels-of-gold

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Old 12-10-2011, 20:08
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Bloggers have said that Kelly was going slightly racist, saying it to Bethenny because she's Jewish, but that's just a rumour. Man-beater Kelly did attack her boyfriend, when asked about it, she said "it's over he had no case I did nothing" but then Luann was like "you got community service right" and she said yes, she should have got jail time, Kelly is built like a man, she can throw a punch.
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Old 12-10-2011, 20:52
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Haven't watched todays episode but I remember it vividly.

What I'll never understand is how they have no self awareness. Sonia had phoned Jill to say Kelly was going boncos and was returning to NY so could she look after her. Then Jill turns up and is totally surprised that they dont want her there.

Good grief woman, has your ego no bounds, the world does NOT revolve around Jill Zarin.

I bet she is royally p'd off that she's got the boot, although I will miss her. This season she was complete carcrash TV.
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Old 13-10-2011, 00:37
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Found this might explain what she was whittering on about



Last week I watched The Real Housewives Of New York City for the first time. I’ve only seen about 3 episodes so far, but upon hearing the words of one particular character, I felt as though I was on the precipice of something entirely new. Like T.S. Eliot and Allen Ginsberg, Kelly Bensimon is broadening the borders of the English language. She speaks entirely in poetry -a new breed of poetry- and I would like to share how I believe her words are meant to be presented.

Satchels Of Gold
by Kelly Bensimon
edited by Alex Grabie

She has knives on her tongue.
She’s filled with knives.
It’s like 1979
Am I like this?
Am I like that?
I’m a yes person, you’re a no person.
You’re cunning and deceitful
and it’s creepy.

Lemons into Lemonade!
Lemons into Lemonade!
I’m going now,
to my happy place of cartwheels
and rainbows
and people being genuine to one another.

I threw up
the night before.
I’m sick of taking
my lollies and my gummies.
In my defense, that’s what makes people crazy about me.

Are you guys having a moment?
Are you going to make out with tongue?
She made her cry.

Zip it! Satchels of gold
Zip it! Kabuki vampire
It’s not a forum.
This is all white noise.





Then I found this wow Im busy tonight lol.. Bethanny explains what it means....well think thats what shes on about lol

http://jezebel.com/5597548/bethenny-...tchels-of-gold
Though for a moment that was your own work Lainey, phew

can't get the link to work about the satchels of gold.

One thing for certain Kelly really is a talking point.
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Old 13-10-2011, 03:00
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I felt very uncomfortable watching Kelly, my stomach was churning and I think it would have been better to cut out those scenes for her and her familys sake as she clearly needs help. Please tell me she didn't go back for more and do another series

I'm glad they sent her home the next day and it should be a good one with Jill arriving tomorrow, you can just imagine she was itching to get there and find out what drama she was missing
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Old 13-10-2011, 07:28
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If Kelly hadnt have phoned Jill babbling on about being in danger Jill wouldnt have decided to go and see her.It was just the excuse to change her plans as of course she was going to the same area for a holiday ! I loved the trailer for today when Jill says helllooooo and Alex nearly in tears says I dont want any more drama
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Old 13-10-2011, 10:21
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Spolier...............Kelly leaves the next day, so when Jill gets there it's just "Kelly's bullies from hell"
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Old 13-10-2011, 10:37
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Spolier...............Kelly leaves the next day, so when Jill gets there it's just "Kelly's bullies from hell"

Was she strapped down on a stretcher or a straight jacket lol. I know I shouldnt laugh but Jill and LuAnne both told her not to go and couldnt understand why she went...Think the clue there was it WAS A FREE HOLIDAY IN THE CARRIBEAN. Kelly was going on about her girls who looked after them while she was there??
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Old 13-10-2011, 11:56
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zippy "yes" Kelly's on board for Series 4 and 5! Personally I'd like to see Luanne and Kelly booted rather than Jill and Alex.
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Old 13-10-2011, 13:13
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zippy "yes" Kelly's on board for Series 4 and 5! Personally I'd like to see Luanne and Kelly booted rather than Jill and Alex.
Yep, I don't think that Kelly would think that there was anything wrong with her to be honest, so I presume she would/ or is carrying on with this weird mental behaviour.

When you read some of the other forums about her they suggest she was on drugs hence her craving for sugar intake - gummy bears anyone? Don't know about that, but something is wrong with her.

Does anyone know why Jill and Alex were sacked?
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Old 13-10-2011, 14:40
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Found this ...I did read somwhere that Ramona had something to do with the 3 girls being given the boot seems she wanted so of her freinds on the show. Shes the original housewife.

Rookie "Housewife" Cindy Barshop, who is also rumored to have been axed from the show, tells HuffPost Celeb that the reports are just that: rumors. "Everything out there right now is just rumors. Nothing is 100 [percent] decided yet, it could go either way," she says.

Although Bravo usually catches all of the drama that goes down on "The Real Housewives of New York" on-camera, this time the drama is strictly behind the scenes.

Sources inside Bravo tell me that Jill Zarin, Alex McCord and Kelly Bensimon have all be let go from the series and will not be returning as fulltime cast members next season. The source explained that the women were directly contacted by Bravo on Thursday morning with the news -- they had no idea the pink slips were headed their way.

Now it's up to LuAnn de Lesseps, Ramona Singer (the only original cast members remaining) and Sonja Morgan to carry the show. Plus Lesseps dished to New York Live yesterday that three new ladies will be added to the cast.

But according to another insider, the three housewives who were not invited back were told that they could possibly be reinstated next season if any of the new cast members don't work out -- and we're sure that Zarin, McCord and Bensimon have their fingers crossed that they won't.

Although we're excited to see some fresh blood on the show, we can't imagine the gang without the resident mean girls.
HUFFPOST CELEBRITY.
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Old 13-10-2011, 14:47
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I would rather LuAnn was given the boot, she adds nothing apart from her stupid countess way and the creep blokes she hangs around with, she is a lucky woman, darling.

Jill has been vile this season and Kelly, oh my god what a woman she is, Alex of course comes with Simon and it would be devasting not to seem him again. Can't see how anyone could replace them, oh well.

Watched an episode of Bethanys Wedding, must admit I found it a bit boriing, not the same without the housewives drama.
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Old 13-10-2011, 14:53
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http://www.realityblurred.com/realit...l_zarin_amazon

Jill complaining about people giving her book bad reviews
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Old 13-10-2011, 15:01
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It seemed like Bravo were taking advantage of someone vunerable, but if Kelly went back for more its harder to feel sympathetic to her really. I often fast forward through her scenes as she never makes any sense, Bravo should have got rid of her at this point.

Her face was funny when Bethenny put the meal in front her, you could see she was wondering if it was poisoned
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Old 13-10-2011, 16:02
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I know it sounds harsh but Alex really needed to get over herself when Jill arrived at St. Bart's. I could understand that Jill hadn't been nice to her but that reaction was too over dramatic imo
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