I know ITV2 are butchering RHOBH Kim calling Brandi a 'Slut Pig' is one of my favorite lines ever and they cut it! If ITV did show RHONJ and RHOA we'd be left with no show thanks to the editors

Apparently Beyonce said her Superbowl performance was 'Gone with the wind fabulous'. I bet she gets mistaken for Miss USA 'Kenya Moore' all the time She is pulling in the ratings for Atlanta though, the last episode that aired scored 4 MILLION viewers!

The new RHOBH tonight looks good though. Season 1 Camille is back! I knew she couldn't stay away for that long I think after tonight they are going to be divided with Brandi, Lisa and Yolanda on one side and Adrienne, Kyle, Camille and Taylor on the other and Kim and Marissa in the middle. I'm definitely team Brandi/Lisa/Yolanda! I am actually quite liking Yolanda though, only because she is such a self righteous, condescending bitch its so funny to watch. Watching the repeats of Season 2 right now just shows what a massive hypocrite Adrienne is. I can't stand her or Kyle tbh

Yes that did seem odd. My immediate thought was that kyle took advantage of kim. Kim needed money so thought she was borrowing it but kyle then wouldnt accept it back insisting kim was being bought out.

Is this the house they were fighting over in the limo? The one which kim said mauricio and kyle had stolen from her? Im thinking maybe mauricio was the one who had the money to buy out the other sisters.

Either way it seems kyle took advantage of her sisters mental well being if she really sold her share for twenty grand.

Having rewatched yesterdays show i think kyle needs kim rather than the other way round. They were both pushed into child acting and all theyve ever aspired to is to be rich and famous. I think kyle suffers from jealousy as their sister is rich and has one of americas most famous women as a child.

So to kyle as long as shes better than kim shes happy. Thats why she pushes kim to buy a small house (notice how kyles is smaller than the others in the show?) and only sold her share of the house for twenty grand.

Its obvious kims off the rails but kyle doesnt seem to be bothered because it looks like shes taking care or kim. This was clear when kim talked to her at game night but she wasnt willing to listen as they were at a party so kims problems got pushed aside.

That's a good observation. Have to be honest, now off to Google what Kim was famous in as a child actress!

Showing my age here, "Little House On The Prairie" and " Escape to Witch Mountain", Kim was the main wage earner for the family ( they had the mother from hell!). Kyle was much less successful than Kim as an actress.
But she's the poster girl for how being a child star can monumentally ruin your life.

The house deal is what I read too. If it's true, Kyle and Mauricio royally screwed Kim over. BIATCH.

Just read on Wiki about what happened to Kim when she was on the phone to her then boyfriend. Apparently he'd conned lots of people out of an enormous amount of money and somebody ordered a hit on him...she was talking to him on the phone when he was killed....

Just watched yesterdays RHOBH.

After so many episodes of Yolanda being dull im actually beginning to like her i think she has been the dark horse this season and is finally coming into her own, she clearly takes no sh*t from anyone which is making good TV.

Kyle is really annoying its true what lisa is saying Kyle defends everyone else but Lisa.

As for next week Adrienne and Brandy come face to face at dinner and it looks like Adrienne never sent the letter to sue but im thinking it might of been Paul who sent it and this kind of leads to there divorce maybe ?

I agree, Kyle and mauricio totally screwed Kim over on the house thing. Kyle is such a bitch, I utterly cant stand her. She runs around the whole group stirring the sh*t and causing issues. Kim I feel sorry for, Im glad she seems to be getting herself together now though, hopefully. Though, why is she getting a nose job? It seems totally out of boredom to me from what Ive seen! I still think shes way to fragile to be on the show though, for her own sake she shouldnt have come back this season. I agree with tally shes a classic case of Hollywood child star gone wrong!

It sucks that ITV2 are cutiing BH to bits, Im glad I watch US pace in that case. Agree with kimkam, if they were to show Atlanta and NJ they would have nothing to show! lol

I have so much to catch up on last weeks Atlanta and also 2 eps of BH!!
Plus, is it tonight that Real Housewives of Vancouver is back?? I am SO looking forward to that, season 1 was delish! They should really show that on ITV2, it was fabulous.

Where are people watching these other shows?

They sure are and it's taking away from the drama and everything seems like a petty squabble. I just adore Brandi and Lisa is growing on me more and more. Still love Kim, Adrienne and Taylor. I like Camille and Kyle is so so. Every time I feel like I'm beginning to like her she does something. I think my favorite thing about BH is that no one annoys me to the point I want to turn off. i.e (sonja, Heather-OC- and Melissa Gorga.)...Infact I take that back Dana is awful.

I love reading all your observations.

Thanks for your explanations re the cuts. When the second part of Games Night was due the continuity announcer had said that everything comes to a head or in their faces or words to that effect so I was still waiting when it finished because to me it just fizzled out.

So is that a secret man in Kim's life that we'll see tomorrow?

This programme restricts my life because I can't bear to miss it

I'm glad I'm not watching ITV pace. It really p's me off when they cut the drama, isn't that why we watch Trash TV? So we can be glad we're superior?

They did it with Australia's Next Top Model 4 when that bullying cow, Demelza was on. I still had the original and they'd left loads out.
I think that guarantees you'll never see a NJ or Miami Reunion. After obscenities and threats of physical violence, they'd have about 5 minutes of footage!

Yeah! Vancouver tonight: Here's a video of the cast. I loathe Jodie again before she opens her mouth.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertai...308/story.html

The one thing I loved about this weeks BH is there's no Taylor, except in flashback. See, no one would miss her one iota. Bravo, get rid asap, please.

The genteel trip to Vegas well and truly got blown up this week, I knew it was too good to last. Yolande dismissing wisdom like a Counsellor and being totally ignored (Actually I agree with everything she said, but there's no fun in that). We have the crazies, not sensible, normal people.
So Adrienne only owns 2% of the hotel in Las Vegas. I thought she said in S1 she and her brothers owned that, the baseball team and every other thing that's got the Maloof name attached? Camille trying to dog at Lisa was a damp squib. If you own 51% of your business, then you're a majority shareholder. She's always said Sur was with her and the other bloke ( forgotten his name now)

Kyle makes me want to do horrible things to her more and more. Sheesh she's a spiteful, manipulative witch. All the standing up for Adrienne but not for Lisa? Puuurleease.

Kim no more needed a nose job than me ( mine would be overshadowed by all the wrinkles ) but after L's suggestion that they start giving it all up, I don't think that's going to happen. We'd maybe get to see Taylors' real lips!

Is Adrienne pretending to not know about suing Brandi or doesn't Paul tell her? Adrienne was the one who pounced saying "that's a lawsuit" after Brandi opened her mouth.....again.
You've gotta love Brandi. She just opens her mouth and "Whoosh" out it all spills. No filter. She's like a child who's never grown up and learnt self-restraint. Sometimes Brandi, it's better to stay silent.
But for the sake of TV I'm so glad you don't. Oh, and I hated the blatant promotion for The Four Seasons as the chef came and gave them an infomercial about the food.

No Atlanta this week so over with Lisa's mob who have got to be the worst actors in Hollywood, certainly in a scripted reality show, it's all Lisa treating them like she's got an extra 8 unruly kids and is as phony as hell..

Who is Laura Louise and where did she spring from? She sounds/squeaks like a casting agents idea of an idiot.
I didn't enjoy this week of Vanderpump Rules as the acting was so bad, the script so totally fiction that Bravo should be fined and done by the Trade Descriptions Act. Except they probably don't have one in America.
I've got to have a modicum of involvement in the people. I wouldn't watch 5th rate soap, so why say it's a reality show? Lisa is damaging herself with this show. Especially her pantomime villain like appearances.
That said, I'll still watch it next week. I'm a gluten for punishment. I'm waiting in hope that they all get suffocated in their egos.

Didn't they just. After watching the first part of 'game night' on ITV I couldn't wait for the next episode so watched online, so much better, swearing the lot . Gotta say I was feeling really sad for Brandy. I do hope those nasty sisters get payback.


You are spot on.


Yep, they truly did. Still, Kyle can always accuse her of being an ungrateful alcoholic, just to keep Kim on her toes just in case she dare mention that Kyle DID in fact steal her house. Good to have families values.



Exactly

Talking of feeling superior, has anyone been watching NJ on Bio. Watched the first part of reunion last night (season 3) - well that was well weird. Obviously Teresa has cocked up with what she wrote in the book about the other housewives, but jeez I have never seen such hatred from Caroline (by the way, I'm confused, is Caroline a relative or just a friend of Teresa?) And what on earth happened to Jacqueline, for her not to turn up? This was so intense, i might have to watch the unedited version to get a real feel for what went on

BH on ITV2 was odd, all parading around in blue dressing gowns, loads of make up, and tons of jewellery and even walking around with their handbags and of course Brandy on her crutches. I have gone right off the wicked sisters, and still feel sad for Brandy. Didn't like the fact that Lisa was sticking her nose in and telling Brandy she should apologise to Kim. Give her a break.

Cannot get over the turnaround of Camille, the nicest of the bunch by far.

Well to be fair the whole Palm Springs 2% revelation was hardly a revelation.

It was common knowledge the Maloof's gave ownership of the company away while retaining 2%. Practically every casino/hotel in Vegas had to react to the economic downturn. They came out of it on top in comparison to many. They cleared the debt, still have an equity in the business (with the option to buy back more) and the Palm Springs is still very much part of the Maloof brand with George continuing to run it.

I am team Brandi but this 2% stuff was a bit of a pitiful dig at Adrienne which was trying to suggest something deep dark and shady as opposed to the reality of a business that Brandi or Lisa (and her 51% share in a little bar and restaurant) really can't conceive.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-...hil-49102.aspx

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...a-surgery.html

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/art...189037471.html

http://www.realitytea.com/2012/01/17...-to-her-party/

http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/04/paul-n...wsuit-divorce/

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/20...-her-all-best/

Just why Caroline had so much hatred towards Teresa at the Season 3 reunion (and why Jacqueline was a no-show) sort of remained a mystery to viewers for a whole year. The girls had pretty much wrapped up filming Season 4 by that point so they had so much anger towards Teresa because of what they'd literally been filming the night before.

I don't want to go into too much detail for those who've not seen Season 4 yet though.

Anyway, the Kim gets her nose job in Beverly Hills this week. Again, she has no real reason to do this. She's just reconstructing her face out of boredom. Can't she take up knitting?!

The Vegas trip continues. I do love Brandi - she brings so much to the show. So yes, another one for Team Brandi here.

The girls have fun doing the pole dancing but the real drama comes when the they have a dinner on the final night of the trip at their hotel. For some bizarre reason Camille and Kyle bring Adrienne's name up in conversation - and how bad they feel because they associate Vegas with Adrienne. Come on ladies, you can't be that naive to think the mere mention of her name wouldn't get a reaction. And boy did it get one! The entire meal turns into one big ''he said/she said'' squabble with the ladies discussing the Season 2 reunion and how Adrienne allegedly called various housewives to tell them that Lisa was going to be the target - a piece of information that Camille denies being aware of. She gets so riled by Brandi putting her on the spot she throws a wobbly and storms out - but it's Kyle (of course! ) who chases after her to get the real dirt. My God, Kyle's the one who needs some kind of nose job. A big ass reduction cos that thing is sticking in everyone's business!

So Camille returns to the table where she throws out the fact that Lisa doesn't own her restaurant Sur. It really is a tit for tat, clutching at straws kind of thing to state. It was Brandi who brought up Adrienne's 2% ownership of the Palms - just why Camille retaliated by bringing up Lisa's restaurant remains a mystery.

Throughout all of this Yolanda is the voice of reason and thankfully tells Kyle to stop going over the same drama over and over. Kyle always says she wants everyone to get along but she adds fuel to the fire. Yolanda is amazing in this moment - maybe because she actually had a drink of tequila! Probably the only job in history that would require her to drink MORE!

Thanks. Can't wait for series 4 to be shown over here, will have to go online and find out, you gotta do what you gotta do

Today's BH on ITV2 was nuts.

1. Kyle & Mario going to dinner at the Hermun Munster's House aka Russell and Taylor....how awkward was that, they really are a weird couple. How nice to be able to sue people when you kinda think that they might be involved in something?

2. Kyle's mother in law having plastic surgery, she is in the recovery room looking like an Egyptian mummy and some smart arse says to her 'you look lovely' Meanwhile Kyle is being consoled as she is so 'upset' by how she looks. Paul says to Mario 'give her a hug'. Yep Kyle it's all about you, even when it isn't.

3. Meanwhile in the white paradise mansion, Lisa is giving Pandora's Box a box with a present that Ken gave her when she was pregnant, of course with a few more diamonds added and an inscription 'just remember'. Ken's gives his future son in law a present of a mega watch that Lisa gave him for a present. Taking recycling to another level. The future son in law might be one to watch as he has picked up that Lisa constantly takes the piss out of Ken, how ungrateful was this jerk to take the present from Ken and say 'did you wrap it yourself'. Not impressed. Meanwhile in all this sugary sweetness the adopted son who is sitting there smelling (apparently) is looking on and probably feeling like a spare part cause from where I was sitting he obviously looked it, poor bloke.

4. Then it's onto Mohammed, him of mega mega big house, face lift and with a girlfriend the same age as Pandora's Box. Lots of mwah mwah, you look gorgeous, you look fabulous darling ...... pass me the sick bucket. The best looking there was by far the camel in my opinion. Mermaids, sluts, belly dancers, snakes the lot. Kyle showed that she can do the splits, and not to be out done Taylor shows off her lady garden. Camille was quite restrained considering her pole dancing past, bless her. A random Spanish woman tells the women about her sexual activities and how they should call their husbands daddy. The secret orgy room was uncovered but no action was taking place cause the mattress needed replacing. I am sure the Spanish woman would not mind a lumpy mattress, so the orgy room might have found some action later on. In short, the most tasteless party money could buy.

5. The climax and credits for this episode goes to the camera man. The final shot being of the Kim's 'mystery man', we see Kim talking to him sitting at a table, she reveals that she has been seeing him for a YEAR we see the back of his head, who is he, what does he look like, is it Brooks from New Jersey? ... the suspense is immense. Slowly the camera man gives you a full frontal shot of his face ........ YIKES .. she has been keeping that under wraps for a year, what a let down.

Probably the most nauseating episode I have seen. Thank the lord I do not live in Beverly Hills.

Excellent.

Brandi and her vagina, hilarious.

Cedric revealing what 'he had' on Lisa & Ken... i know i am in the minority and Cedric is probably very well a user but I certainly feel there is more to this than meets they eye. There is certainly a lot more than a 'love child' and a few restaurants behind their rise to fame and fortune. So for the moment I'm giving Cedric the benefit of doubt.

Paul if suing Bernie the chef, hilarious, only in Beverly Hills.

I agree about Cedric he should know that if what he said is lies, they can sue him because they are loaded, i think there is more to Lisa & Ken than the front they put on. Same with Bernie the chef, he like Cedric lived in the houses when the camera's stopped rolling. Only thing i find strange in the Maloof household is Ade is a tough woman, i remember her taking down one of the guys Paul was sparing with in the gym, also i remember Paul having his nose broken twice they said the kids had done it. I do think they we might see Paul & Brandi hook up at some time.

Did you notice how many times that guy sniffed, i was starting to heave. Also Kim said she met him when he was sitting by the mail box, i wonder if she was drunk and picked up a homeless guy. He certainly is no looker

I did feel sorry for Lisa & Kens son all the attention always seems to be on "Pandy" the son seems to be left out, and imo he is treated like the outsider, isnt he adopted ??

I didnt know he was adopted! Why is he adopted? Or is he like another cedric they picked up on the way?

Lol i just laughed when they wrote spirit present: george (adriennes dad) at the bottom of the screen!

http://www.wetpaint.com/real-housewi...sked-we-answer

If her and Ken only have sex twice a year no wonder they only have one natural child

Loved Vancouver. It's getting on the way to be one of my favourites. I miss Christina, but they've bought in 2 or maybe 3 new cast members. I reserve the right not to judge them yet, but initial impressions are that I'm going to like Julia ( the Russian) a lot.

Jodie, wearing her usual excrutiatingly awful furs teamed with trash ( oops second hand vintage designer gear, dahling) bought the crazy straight away. That woman is batshit insane, but she's the Jill Zarin/Vicki Gulvasson of Vancouver.
Still hatng Mary and letting all and sundry know about it, too.
Ronnie is sober and is coming across as quite sweet. I suppose she's had so much trauma with her daughter that it would drive anyone to drink.

Why oh why did they have to bring back Jodie's bitchy offspring. She's a total leech and about as interesting and I want her to naff off.

Tonight was a general love in at Ronnie's place to get to know everybody, while celebrating Ronnie's daughter's excape from death, recently. Mary performed a great song impromptu ( is she the only HoWife who can actually sing? ) and all was very cordial and polite. Obviously they were all sorting out which clique they were going to align with.

And so it'll contimue next week! Except the previews show an horrendous screaming match worthy of NJ or Miami. Quelle surprise

Quote of the show comes from Jodie upon meeting someone born in Texas. " I know someone from Texas, they lived in Oklahoma" ROTFL. I don't even think she was joking, either. As Lu would say "Money cant buy you class, let alone an education when you're as shallow and self absorbed as Jodie.

Roll on next week and let the fireworks begin