Ive had loads on this week so Ive only just managed to catch up with
Beverly Hills.
Im so over Adrienne, I really am. Its a shame I loved her in season 1 and 2, but now? I can hardly bare to watch her. Shes getting to Taylor levels of distaste with me
As per, its kicking off at Kyles White Party. Kyle tries (and fails miserably) to convince us that she almost didnt want to have it this year

As If, Kyle lives for the drama and nothing was going to stop her holding her annual dramathon! Anyway Brandi is nervous to see Adrienne, and particularly Paul. Brandi decides to have a talk with them that descends into more denials of lawsuits, non-lawsuits and everything else. So first Adrienne didnt hire a lawyer, but actually wait, she did because she "had to" Oh pick a story and stick to it! I did love her face when Brandi whipped out her evidence against Bernie the famewhore chef, poor Paul, he obviously hadnt realised what a loon his wife had turned into, and now said chef is after him in the tabloids! Its a tangled web they weave.....Id just love to know what Bernie has on Adrienne, its crazy how she wont hear a word against him, even though everyone knows what hes doing! Shes such a massive hypocrite though, its exactly what happened last year with Russell and Camille and then she was all "friends dont sue friends" well, maybe she should remember that. Its such a double standard, god forbid anyone else starts throwing around lawyers letters and threats to sue, but if she does it then its fine! Uggh! Its funny how this conversation started off between Brandi and the Maloofs, and slowly but surely everyone got involved!
I did laugh when Ken pointed out that Lisas "Maloof hoof" comment made Adriennes shoe line. I dont think hes wrong! and also Lisa pulling Adrienne up for leaving fake tan marks all over her white chairs

I mean if Adrienne favours the Vegas stripper tan thats fine, but God, dont leave stains everywhere you go!
Elsewhere Lisa's old house burned down in a fire, thats sad, she would have had a lot of memories there, and its where Pandora got married. Adrienne of course is having a fit, convinced shes in mortal danger when actually the fire never got anywhere close to her home. Overreaction much?!
Kim had a party to unveil her new nose, which looks good, but I dont see that its all that different from her old one. But hey, if it makes her feel good and shes happy with it then thats the main thing. Taylor calls to say she cant make it, shes met a new man and he wants to take her to Beaver Creek (Im not even going to touch that one! lol), its been 2 days and shes in love. Oh, but hang on, Kennedy? Oh thats right, she has a daughter but shes just "misplaced" her with Kyle without knowing. I mean really, how do you make plans to go off with some guy, and not even know where your own daughter is?!

Shes a total trainwreck. Poor Kennedy, I feel so sorry for her having Taylor as a mother. I mean as if Russell wasnt bad enough.
I wonder if this guy is the married lawyer Taylor is seeing? or if its some other random.