I dont like the Atlanta shows they are putting on ITV2, NeNe reminds me of the mother out of Nutty Professor The Klumps. She looks like a drag queen, she is so annoying.

A bit behind my shows tbh but caught up with Atlanta finally. I haven't been up to speed with what is going on with regards to Kenya and Walter but now she is saying she never slept with him and that he is gay. Is there any truth to that or is it a case of sour grapes because he didn't want to marry her? I also heard a rumour that he was the hired help (fake bf) but I can't see how Kenya would hire someone like that and then act like she's been hurt so badly by him if it was all a rouse to show everyone she had a man. If her reality is faked, then what is the point of being on reality television. I'd rather watch her being sad and alone, than pretending to be unhappy with a guy she hired for filming purposes. So confused.

A bit bored with Nene now. We get it, you're a "star" of some crappy show where you have only had a handful of lines in (she may have had more lines but I stopped watching after the first few, it was so bad) so please stop acting like you're the Glenn Close of the ATL cast members!

Warming more and more to Peter and Cynthia and find myself disliking Phaedra (still love Apollo though )

So funny when Porsha's hubby basically admitted he is controlling but just worded it a different way so as to confuse her (which isn't difficult) and her idea of parenting is "we'll just hire a couple of nannies"

Kandi's new home(s) look amazing. I want a swimming pool in the basement and a stage in my bedroom! I think after all this time Kandi is the one that has remained consistent among all of the housewives combined. She's "real" and that's why I like her.

I caught a bit of the first series on ITV2 yesterday and sort of looked at Nene with a double take.
She has changed, massively. She was unrecognisable, both physically and demeanour wise. You may not like her still, but she's the Tre, Jill, Vicki of Atlanta, the sort of alpha cast member..

She's now completely OTT and the Diva from hell, sporting the worst platinum blond wig ever.... .it may be her own hair but I don't think so.

Personally, she is one who helps make the show so entertaining, but I can imagine she'd grate on a lot of people. (You could always checkout YouTube for her "Glee" appearances, to see the new Nene!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmWy5-aXojU

Having Danielle back on NJ i think will be a good thin i mean i personally loved her in both seasons :O She bought the drama even if she was over dramatic most of the time

Just watched BH. Faye what a B*tch seriously i see how her audition is going WHo does she think she is walking into someone elses conservation and stirring sh*t? As for her saying Brandi is the reason why Paul and adrienne split....shut up There marriage was falling apart a long time ago before Brandi came along just look at S2.

Nene is fabulous! To be fair, I can see your point. I think tally is right, I can see that for some people Nene could be extremely annoying (especially in the earlier seasons) but she really is the linchpin member of the cast if you will, I just could not imagine Atlanta without her.

For me though, Ive always loved Nene from the very beginning. In one of the first eps Im sure she proclaims herself "the Queen" and she had me from there


I thought I had dibs on Apollo.....do I have a rival now?!

I havent had a chance to catch up with Atlanta and BH yet, but apparently next week we have a double bill of Beverly Hills, Bravo are showing the finale and the Part 1 of the Reunion back to back! Will need to prepare myself for that!

Making my way through Season 3 of NJ and it just strikes me how much the show changed so quickly!
It may be uncomfortable to watch, but it is addictive. Cannot stand Joe Guidice anymore and as for Ashley, she needs one of Tre's tables in her face! I've never seen such an ungrateful, selfish girl in my life!

It's kind of sad how Teresa has become the villain now though, it was hilarious when pantomime baddy Danielle was around - now it's just awkward.

P.S. Does anyone know if its confirmed that Adrienne, Camille & Taylor r all gone from Season 4 of BH??

Nebworth90 - Adrienne and Camille are confirmed to have left the show. No news on anyone else though. Rumours are circulating that Adrienne is warning people to stay away from the show altogether while Camille has stated she left on good terms.

As for this week's episode - well that was just jam-packed with bitchy remarks and cattiness. It really says something when Taylor actually looks quite calm, quiet and reserved in comparison!

It starts off with Adrienne hosting a very OTT party to promote her new vodka. There's naked women spray-painted in red, mysterious hands popping out of a giant rose bush offering passers-by shots and all sorts! Then of course, there's Adrienne's chef Bernie making an appearance. Seriously, just the look of this man annoys me senseless! He always has a snooty look on his face - as if he's constantly got the whiff of an eggy fart lingering under his nose!

As for Paul and Adrienne's 'marriage' at this point - I do feel sorry for Paul. He always seems like a nice man (putting his aggression towards Brandi earlier in the season aside) and always up for having a laugh compared to that wife who seems to enjoy belittling him in front of everyone.

Meanwhile, Brandi and Lisa indulge in some massages - but not before having a good old bitching session about Adrienne. Ladies, please stop! You don't need to do this. Adrienne has already damaged her reputation all on her own this season without you going over it all. Back at the Maloof party Marisa reveals a text message Brandi sent her a few days earlier. Basically it was a suggestion to have a night off from her marriage in order to ''save'' it. Personally, I wouldn't have been offended if I were Marisa. They have been heard before discussing this sort of thing at Lisa's tea party and various other places - perhaps Brandi was just trying to keep the joke going? Anyway, this is just a gift for the likes of Faye who is almost wet with excitement! The discussion takes a bitchier tone and Yolanda steps up to tell the ladies to stop the trash talking. I love this Yolanda! Where was she hiding for most of the season? Please make better use of those lemons and shove them in Faye's mouth - who knows? It might make an improvement.

So Lisa's house warming/vow renewal gets under way and it's quite obvious to diehard viewers that this is essentially the show's big wrap party because EVERYONE is invited. Even people like Faye and the Maloofs. This is where everyone basically auditions for Season 4.

Yolanda and Brandi take Marisa aside to discuss the bitchy text message discussion at Adrienne's party. It seems to go well with all 3 even laughing and joking about the situation. This, however, is all witnessed by Kyle from a distance who seems to think it's some big attack on Marisa. That's when Faye, as Brandi so elegantly puts it, ''walks over and sticks her d*ck on the table'' Seriously woman, this has damn all to do with you and you're completely misreading the situation. Taking Brandi's advice to walk away would be the smart move now but sadly, she stays to blame Brandi for the Maloofs separation (which had just been announced that day), poverty, war and possibly stomping on an orphans' kitten for the hell of it! She also mentions something about Brandi borrowing Chanel handbags and how it will never make her a lady. Nice! Brandi's getting heat from the woman who posed for Playboy off the back of her friends' murder and subsequent trial where her name cropped up due to her drug problem at the time of the 1994 murder!

Next week looks juicy!

God, I wanted to punch her lights out. What a total cow.

Yolande is now officially one of my favourite HW's. I cant believe they are slating her on the American Forums for being a cold fish who says innapropriate things. I thought she was epic this week and really laid into that load of cackling, gossiping idiots with a withering way. You rock Yolande, now dump that dreadful leech you're married to. You can do so much better. Loved Lisa and Brandi this week too.
When will Bravo get the message we don't want to see Faye Resnick ever, ever again? The woman's a total and utter poisonous piece of crap.
Did she really insinuate that Paul/Adrienne's split was because Brandi flirted with Paul. Get a grip woman. Brandi flirts beautifully with Ken as, obviously he and Lisa have the strongest marriage and there's no way Lisa is slightly bothered by it. I love Liza and Brandi's friendship. B mentioned that her showdown with Sheanna was set up by Bravo to help promote "Vanderpump Rules" She didn't want to, but it was to help her friend publicise her new show, because that's what friends do. Now there's a surprise. TRH are scripted. Noooooooooo!
I do wonder about Mauricio. It wouldn't surprise me if he'd had a few flings.
Faye, darling. just use your insults to Brandi on yourself. You my dear are no lady, just a first class cow who's jealous as hell she's not a HW.

How sweet are Ken and Lisa together? Loved Ken and his "pants" dilemma. The renewal looks as if it'll be really good because you know it's genuine. Unlike most of them when they're heading for the divorce courts the second after professing undying love.
(Are you listening Vicky?)

PS Bumbleqsquat loved your recap. It had me really laughing.
As for Adrienne and Paul, run Paul, run. You are much better off without her. I have a soft spot for him.
Lovely to see Camille and so sad to think she's leaving.

Did anyone else watch "The Millionaire Matchmaker" this afternoon? Oh sheesh. Who do we have but the Smother Mother from hell, Caroline Manzo trying to palm Chris and Albie off with a suitable girlfriend/wife. Chris is only 20 ffs.
Even Patty who is a hard nosed business woman was shocked by her "tied to apron strings" interfering type of Mothering. It takes a lot to shock Patty. Buzz off Caroline and work on yourself.

Beverly Hills Reunion trailer!

Andy Cohen apparently fires Adrienne on-camera too!

that looks epic I want this bitching it makes great tv Also looks like Kim and Brandi is back to square one again and are bets are off with the others looks very entertaining and could lead to a great S4 with all the bickering cause the reunions on all these shows always kind of imo set the stage for S4.

How delicious. And a 2 hourer next week....well 1hr 20 minutes taking all the ads out.


I was editing my post when my pute went haywire. In my previous post I meant Kevin Lee ( give the man a spin off show, Bravo- it'd be dynamite and so, so funny) in the pants debacle, jumping into the pool.

I'm not usually envious of anything on a HoWives show, but I am envious of Lisa's house. It's beautiful.
I'm also addicted to ITV2 every day for the reruns of Atlanta. I so wasn't going to, that's why I have the series on disc, but it is what it is and helps pass the time as my mobility is close to zero at the moment! A good dose of the HW is a great cheerer upper.

We can share him XxSassyGirlXx.

Urgh. Not much to say about Beverley Hills apart from get Faye Resnick off the show!!! I know she's trying her best to add the drama to appear relevant in the hope that bravo give her the gig but honestly, it's coming across as desperate and pathetic. She has to be the most disliked housewife in history and she isn't even a housewife.

Poor Marissa, I don't think I'd like to be ganged up on by the six foot blonde Brandi and Yolanda. I get what they were saying though and her comments behind Brandi's back were a tad two faced.

I'm so glad we won't be hearing Adrienne's scratchy, nails down the blackboard voice yelling at Paul again. She says he's the one trying to get all the attention, whilst having a film crew follow her all over her mansion with 100 people around her telling her how fabulous she looks. Honestly, he's well rid of her.

Brandi is so right in that promo Kyle does bitch about other people behind there back and when Kyle starts something she can never finish it she always has to have someone else do her dirty work. She is so envious of Brandi's friendship with Lisa to.

One thing i will say about that reunion though why isn'y Lisa on the couch with Yolanda and and Brandi? then put the other moan heads on the other cause lets face it Brandi, Yolanda and Lisa say it how it is where as the others are just a two faced bunch.

I'm no fan of Adrienne but even for Bravo that's classless and unprofessional..if they're scouting for new Housewives they've probably just made anyone considering it do a complete 360 away from the show.


The reunion show is the where everyone fights for their place on the show. Was surprised Taylor looked rather calm and collected in the promo, I thought she'd be ripping weave's out for her spot on the show.


I disagree completely. Lisa is conniving and god forgive me, but I agree with Faye! I do think she gets Brandi to do her dirty work just like Faye does Kyle's. There is something that doesn't sit right about Lisa but I can't put my finger on it. Brandi, well I do love her but she needs to seriously shut up sometimes. Another thing I didn't agree on was when Yolanda and Brandi both were on at Marissa, it should have been just Brandi so then Faycewreck didn't have an excuse to jump in.

I think it's to change the dynamics because when it's one side against another it all seems quite stale and relaxed(see NY season 3&4) whereas splitting them up no one is assured that they'll be backed up because the gang mentality isn't there so everyone is on the defensive. (I've studied psychology so that's my two cents. lol)

Can't wait for the reunion. I'm Team Kim & Kyle. Gutted there wont be Camille. I hope next season everyone's back with a new housewive that hasn't been on the show at all to keep it fresh. I would keep Faye on speed dial in case it all goes stale because she knows how to bring the drama and isn't afraid to call out the 'favourites' on their bullshit. Someone needs to tell Taylor to lighten up and get herself together if she's coming back though.

If faye gets a spot on the show then i will find it really hard to watch the show.

I think taylor will be axed and they will just bring in 2 new HW to replace her and Adrienne. i think the others are all safe Yolanda has earned her place for S4 it took a couple of episodes for me to like her but she is totally what the show needs.

Do you really think Faye wouldn't have approached if it was just a one-on-one between Brandi and Marissa? Yolanda not being there wouldn't have made any difference to Faye.

I think it was right Yolanda was there actually. Marisa initiated a huge bitching session about Brandi at Adrienne's vodka party by bringing up the text message so the version she was telling Brandi wasn't accurate. Yolanda was just keeping her in check.

I don't think it was some big ''attack'' on Marisa. The only time voices were raised during that conversation was when Yolanda expressed shock at Marisa saying she'd talk in front of her husband about wanting to have sex with another man.

Ok sootysoo Im a girl who knows how to share, so we can work something out with Apollo haha

So......my reaction to Beverly Hills is pretty much in line with everyone else!

Someone needs to get that crazy, wax faced Gargoyle Faye off my screen. Now!

Shes disgusting in so many ways. Shes SO desperate for a spot on this show its unreal, the fact she isnt an "official" Housewife kills her, so she hangs around, stirring up the sh*t in the pathetic hope that she will somehow become relevant on this show. Not gonna happen love. Her problem with Brandi is 100% jealousy, she reeks of it. Faye has been hanging around for 3 seasons now and nobody has taken any notice of her, Brandi came on as a friend, showed why shes exactly what the show needed and got herself the gig.

Just a few points, thank god its almost the end of Adrienne- and thank god Paul saw the light and kicked her skanky tan streaks to the kerb. What the hell was that tacky mess of a Vodka party all about?! I actually cringed for her. Oh and this is the same Vodka thats endorsed by Chris Brown, he who beat 10 shades out of Rihanna. This is the same Adrienne who was accusing Paul of abusing her and her kids
Cant wait to see the back of this witch.

And so to Lisa's party, where Faye decides to try and get herself some camera time. and how! You just know it was the producers who invited her, I really dont see Faye Rancid being on any of Lisas RSVP lists I mean first of all there was ZERO reason for her to be involved in that conversation that Yolanda and Brandi were having with Marissa, but over she comes to accuse Brandi of everything, she broke up Paul and Adriennes marriage (as if ) and the best bit was when SHE told Brandi that no amount of Chanel bags would make her a lady! Did anyone else just die at the audacity of that one?! This is Faye Resnick who spread her legs for playboy on the back of her friends murder, and she wants to give Brandi tips on being a lady?? Please! Brandi handled it fabulously though, cos lets be honest who actually cares what famewhore Faye thinks?. I thought she and Yolanda were going to laugh in her face.

Yolanda I adore, it took her a while to shine, but shes brilliant. Im so glad shes on the show. I think she will be safe for next season aswell if she wants to come back, and I really hope she does. Nice to see Camille, but I wish she would stop being Adriennes self appointed cheerleader. Im still sad Camille wont be back next season, I love her on the show and ill miss her.

Next week is going to epic, Ill need to prepare myself for the double dose of the finale and the reunion! Just please no Faye at the reunion, thats like rewarding her desperateness.

Thanks to BumbleSquat for the preview

Thought everyone may like to see this one aswell Andy calls out Adrienne at the Reunion Im glad, she should have been there, but she knew she would be called out on all of her BS and she cant deal with it. Dont let the door smack you on your way out!

She probably would have but then she could have been called out for it whereas she can't now because Yoyo gave her a reason. Also, anyone who says she was in the wrong for getting involved and defending her friend has double standards and that's what irks me. It seems that it's one rule for Lisa/Yolanda/Brandi and another for everyone else and that doesn't sit right with me, but hey, that's my opinion and you have yours and I respect that.

I just didn't see why they both had to approach her, especially considering Marissa is rather quiet and half the height of them two giants, she must have felt intimidated. If it was two approaching Brandi we'd never hear the end of it from her. The text was a bit out of line in my opinion but that's Brandi and I don't think she 'gets' her and thats why she took it the way she did. Anyone who had got a text like that would mention it to their friends, or at least everyone I know would mention it in some way.

Can't wait for the 2 hour marathon next week! Anyone know what starts after Atlanta? (as i'm assuming OC is after BH).

There's no listings on Digiguide after Atlanta ends, but as soon as they update them( they're usually done for the next 28 days) I'll post it on here.

I have to say I'm enjoying Atlanta again. I'd forgotten just how nauseating and deluded Sheree was and, to my shame, I cant remember Lisa at all. How do you start a designer collection if you don't sew, don't draw and don't do designs I'd have thought it was pretty essential you had a good vision of the design you wanted, before you commission. I'm kerfuddled and hugely amused!
Kim looks years younger than the few years since it was filmed, while Kandy has so much more sass and confidence nowadays.

Faye is angry and jealous of Brandi cause Brandi came on as a friend spent what a couple of times in a few episodes of S2 then gets asked to become a full time HW. Faye is an old bitter hag desperate for her 15mins.

Brandi is more of a lady then faye will ever be *cough* she doesnt make a book on her best friends death then spread her legs for playbpy of the back of her friends death.

Where are you watching and on what channel?

I do understand your points Andrew and I'll admit I would be saying that if the tables were turned - but I still don't think Brandi or Yolanda were confronting or ''attacking'' Marisa. (''attack'' is such an American reality TV cliche isn't it? ) I have liked Marisa this season. She's always been quite level-headed so seeing her initiate the bitching about Brandi to the very people who dislike her so much was a bit suspect. I do think Brandi's text sounded rather silly but she did admit during that discussion that she can give really bad advice. I think saying ''save your marriage'' was the poorest way of phrasing it. I can understand someone being offended by that.

As for what's coming up - OC Season 8 begins on Monday April 1st. The same night BH ends. So that's another 2-hour night of Housewives coming up. I'm assuming New Jersey will take Atlanta's place on Sunday nights again but there's been no word on when that will begin.

CANNOT FRIGGIN' WAIT!
There's nothing like the ear shattering shriek of psycho Vicki to perk up my TV

So true, Vicki, the first and original HoWife from hell who you cant tear your eyes away from.

I've just watched this weeks' Vancouver. I have no idea what happened. These women all have schizophrenia.
I have absolutely no idea who is on whose side, except of course the she witch and her spawn, who assassinates Mary at every opportunity.

Robin looks as if Jody is turning her off Mary while Ronnie and Mary go out to dinner to either end their so called friendship or kiss and make up.
They decide on the latter, but come next morning all has changed. Ronnie now needs space from Mary ( at this point I'm totally bemused) while Robin goes back to being on Mary's side because she's getting so much hatred from others.
Loulia talks some sense, Amanda is in her usual foul mouthed banshee mode- the latter two obsessed with food rather than ragging on Mary while She Witch is her usual vile self.

I don't know whether to watch it again, but I am totally and utterly confused, if someone else wants to do a recap. Who acts like these women? My one abiding thought is if this is what rich socialites behave like, then thank God I'm a poorish pleb living a mundane life that has little drama in it.
I really cant get my head around this lot.